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kiss off janitor

How many hours until the CM Punk fight?

You're right; why is Nate so fucking awful at cutting off the cage after a decade of fighting?

So why was the other thread deleted and this one kept?

why the fuck would you delete the thread with more replies. what is this anarchy

Schaub bless based mods

REEMOVE MANDRAMA

Janitor must be IRA

Brave Sir Conor ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled

Yes, brave Sir Conor turned about
And gallantly he chickened out

Bravest of the brave, Sir Conor!

I want her to win

janny is literally schaub

Kind of feel bad for Mickey gall...

He seems like a nice kid but has no idea what he is getting himself into tonight. He thinks this is an easy matchup to get a kick start to his career. The kid hasn't even finished puberty yet and is riding high off a win over a fledgling mma journalist. Punk thrives under pressure. He shines when the lights are brightest. Mickey Gall is going to drown in the pressure. Did you watch the weigh in yesterday? Gall is SHOOK. Wait until he is in the octagon in front of a real crowd. Last time he fought on the prelims. There were like 6 people in the audience. This time he will be in the maincard in front of the packed crowd. The kid is going into this emotional and is going to fuck up.

He is overlooking cm punk and already talking about who he is going to call out. CM punk is training like this is the fight of his life. Mickeys young, maybe he'll recover. I doubt it though. Mickey's career is going to be finished after it barely got started. He will be forever labeled as the goof who got heemd by CM Punk. For the next week Gall will be a funny meme before being forgotten for the rest of his career in WSOF. Bet the house on punk.

Neck yourself

I never knew CM Punk was such an A B S O L U T E W A N K E R before seeing him this fight week. I didn't care before, but now I hope he gets embarrassed beyond repair.

Schaub bless you too brother

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Heminder that Steepay is shook.

Mickey doesn't know what he's gotten himself into.

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Neck yourself sperg

Being a wanker made his career. He was a decent in-ring guy but being able to demolish his opponents and crowd members with his mic skills is what got him to the big time.

it's been too long since I've seen an anaconda vice

Reposting then, you won't escape her

prediction bro in here to take more predictions?

cm punk has some pretty cool tattoos.

Accept Schaub. Become happy like my brothers.

So he's only a wanker because he spent so much time being a wanker to appeal to 12 year olds and adult children that he forgot how to not be a wanker.

FUNFACT: Rafael Dos Anjos, CM Punk and Hilary Clinton all share a birthday, and all 3 will have suffered defeat this year.

Let Schaub enter you. Put your soul at rest.

Are sage

neck

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Yes, that coca-cola is neat

That collar is so fucking hot jesus christ

HD streams can be found here for tonight's fight:

idoportal.com

meant to reply to

>Manet’s famous painting, “Olympia,” (1863) depicted a prostitute wearing a black ribbon around her neck. During this era, a ribbon around the neck could mean a woman was a prostitute.

Ah, the black belt at sucking dick.

Can't wait for the beginning of the end of Phil "Walking Dead enthusiast" Brooks' career.

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Punk will surely win just give him a chance he will shock the world he will be known as the shockmaster after his victory

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I just wrote a program to analyze all UFC fights from UFC 40 onward to determine what effect height has on outcome.

In over 70% of fights the taller opponent won. If we remove outliers like Demetrious Johnson the taller opponent wins in around 80% of fights.

DID SHE GET A JOB FOR BENAVIDEZ FOR THE UFC OR DID HE GET A JOB FOR HER?

>betting against Reem

They met each other through the UFC.

I would hollow that bitch out

Reminder

Sean McCorkle fucked Megan Olivi

youtube.com/watch?v=RCTVv8sjuko

Her loss. She's the one married to a spic who has a small pecker for sure.

She should've followed Hogda's example and only date Heavyweights. Although she dated a homosexual first and is now dating a mentally handicapped individual.

Reminder that Travis Browne causes the upset

"the" upset?

Mfw GGG get heemd, Gall get heemd, Faber get heemd, Werdum get heemd.

You sound triggered no woman will ever love you.

damn he's kind of a smooth talker with the ladies actually

This event will be the ultimate casual galore here. Rip heem

Could use Joey B as a condom

Conor bless. Schaub bless.

can't wait for the endless "how long till punk fight" posts

Make no mistake, mandrama will be removed.

Faber is the only one of those who is likely to get heemed, but okay.

If Punk wins, Gall becomes the biggest meme of our time

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mfw aldo 50-45s nate via leg kicks, wrestling, his dangerous top game and sheer speed

Waht time is the main card?

Several women have loved me and I'm dating a qt now.

Kill yourself, friend.

>Several women have loved me and I'm dating a qt now.

Your anime pillows aren't real, friend.

>tfw developing a crush on Jojo Calderwood

Hope she heems that Brazilian womanlet.

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>Projecting
Cool beans, Panasonic.

Punk vs Holm who wins

she's cute

So triggered spergy

none of those will happen

Punk via RNC

Got to get small!

Reminder that Spain is afraid to post his 10years into mma body

*revs up sperg*

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Call me mystic finn after this event. U will se.

I'd heem this twink

Damn anyone else feel Werdum comes across as shook? Shit talking in his monkey language to scared to say the same shit in english? Glad i got my pick on Browne cause Werdum is gonna get shadowrealmed again.

Just reminding you all how to maximize your enjoyment of the /heem/ experience

"No u".

>Implying
I'll film myself destroying your manlet body and post the webm here.

Then we'll take a selfie together with your face busted up like my former boy Lawler and MacDonald.

when are you fighting mcgregor

Is lithcuck the natty limit?

>those gross thighs

>Having "former" boys

Disgusting

Always bet on Punk.

if you can't handle the banter you are a pussy that should go to reddit

Spain is european hue country.

It will be more like Gus(me) standing over a bedded Jones(you)

Based Lithcuck. I think you should be CM Punk's second fight.

Completly forgot thats the flag of Lithuania. I though he's a South-American poster

Add New Zealand in there.

>if you can't handle the banter

*don't want to deal with annoying retards acting tough

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How? Punk is goin to do hes title run. He has no time for some goofs.

Didn't realize Hero used to be thick back then tol!