Tell me all your secrets /b

Tell me all your secrets /b

i fucked your mom

I steal car radiators and recycle them for some quick cash

Addicted to brother sister porn. Mostly legit looking stuff.

Im not even mad, that is amazing

doesnt seem plausible. replaced a radiator for a friend. took hours. are you a ninja or a nigger that you can do it without getting caught?

Three weeks ago today, I kissed a 15-year old girl.

My housemate pissed me off the whole year i lived with him so when I left I took a shit in the oven mitt, his shoes, put fibreglass in all his bedsheets, matress, pillows etc., and deleted system 32 on his PC which he always left unlocked. That'll teach him to use my shit without permission

i shit four times a day

I've mostly masturbated to incest porn the last 2 years, and of course - nobody knows.

No I got two guys with me. We split it.

Lol I would've beat you senseless.

15 will get you 20.

underage

wat... how?

kek faggot

I've been sexually grooming a 13 year old girl since she was 10. I've gotten nudes of her, seen her naked, kissed her, I've jerked off into her panties and I'm probably gonna teach her to give hand jobs tonight.

Keep going Sup Forumsrother proud of you, you are living the dream. How big is the gap between you tho. Dont get caught m8

I'm 23. Friend of the family so they trust me to babysit, I've got her convinced it's normal and that I'm in love with her so she does anything for me sexual or otherwise. My goal is to cum in her pussy on her 14th birthday.

Do you have a sister?

Correct. That's what made it exciting.

I hope she means more to you than just sex. Those are formidable years for her; I'd hate for you to ruin her faith in humanity via your depravity. I mean, I'm not saying you can't both care for her and have sex with her--indeed that's what I'm championing--I just hope it's not strictly the latter.

I bet you are her first love then. That is a fucking homerun dude. If you dont fuck it up she will be loyal to you for ever. Well have fun tonight m8.

Oh hell no. She's an angel, I plan on stuffing her and being there for her until she's like 20, then I'll move her in with me or something. I want her.

Yep, first crush, first kiss, first love. Gonna be her first time. I fully intend to marry her one day, 10 year difference ain't shit but bragging rights after 27.

Post pics of her and vids maybe create a kik group just to share of her 0.0

Well if that's the case, user, Godspeed. I'm a 32-year old hebephile myself btw. May I ask, how old are you?

Man.. living the dream.. i wish you the best of luck :)

all of-age stuff?

bro-sis, mom-son or dad-daug?

Any of it real or all fake shit?

maybe not too bad but I started dating a girl when we were freshman in college and now we're college sophomore and I took her virginity and I told her she took mine but she really didn't. I don't think I'll ever tell her because it meant so much to her.

Teens are the best

i clicked on all the images with trees....

When my dad is sleeping after he takes a melatonin, sometimes I spread my ass cheeks and put my asshole a few inches away from his face just becuase. I farmed a few times by accident and he still didn't wake up

where do you go for your shit? I mostly use mless but a lot of shit on there is looking more and more fake. Do find the occasional gem though.

>Farmed kek

teens are pretty good.

Everyone over 12 and under 19 is a teen, right?

99% fake shit
You can stuff all family members in a bag and pick a few randomly, I will watch that as long as it's not dad-son... or uncle...

23 my friend :)

You can drive a tractor through his bedroom without waking him up?
he sure is a heavy sleeper

You better not be talking to me

Damn dude

Thanks for the support

I have been onto this stuff for about 4 years now, i can really say that i have seen all of it. My daily routine is to browse sites like xnxx/pornhub or amateur sites in general and looking for the latest uploaded videos with sister as a tag. Every couple of days you can find a diamond, but most are deleted pretty fast, so you have to save it

Well yeah, 13-19 is teen

Ya know right. It's weird, but feels great af

But preteens feel better

instructions unclear, family members suffocated in bag.

I*

friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years. but then after high school, i slept with him after i found out i was pregnant. i let him think the kid was his because he has a good job.

i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything. i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.

Fair enough, I think I meant that I see everything

Clever broad. I respect it.

That's awful

Ouuh really really really bad thing to do, but you're like fucking determined dude do you watch some bullshit motivational videos or something to stay on track ?

im dead

KEK. I didn't realize I made a typo. Yea, I harvest Corn in his room and he doesn't wake up

Disgusting

...

Oh no.. You fucking bitch how could you? I raised John and supported you all this fucking years, I can't believe this shit, you know that I usually come to Sup Forums so you did this shit just for me to find out! What the fuck are your trying to get? A fucking divorce do you want to keep the house? The car? My son...John, who the fuck is the father I swear to God I will fucking kill that fucker and then I'm gonna kill you, you won't take all from me, I will fucking stab you in the eyes, I am boring? You lazy ass bitch, you will see how boring I am when I rape your dead corpse and upload it on fucking Sup Forums just wait, I'm on my fucking way you slut... How could you...

>be 19 yr old faggot
>friends gf is having a big bash for her 19th birthday
>canada fags so legal to drink
>her parents are gone for the weekend
>few hours before party have a big awesome dinner
>always try to shit before leaving to go out for the night
>not happening, fuck it i probably wont have to go till the next day cause had a good one this morning
>around 10pm that night the booze must be pushing it through cause holy fuck i gotta shit
>have to go outside to smoke so use this as my get away to sneak to upstairs toilet
>push this giant log out, this is what it must have felt like pushing baby jesus out
>wipe close lid and flush, dont even check to see if it all flushed
>just as im coming down the stairs i see this chick leaving in a hurry
>20 minutes later we hear a scream and this chick comes running downstairs saying the bathroom upstairs flooded
>theres fucking water coming threw the light fixtures
>host is freaking out asking who the fuck it was
>say i noticed some chick leaving when i was coming back from a smoke

chick got blamed, of course denied it but no one believed her because she left so quick with out telling anyone, laugh about it for ages cause she always got made fun of for it.

I'll never tell anyone it was me

I have a cyber harem

Kek is watching.... I can't say

You should be ashamed of yourself

I will work this week on makimg webms out of my +100 legit bro sis files. I will probably dump them saturday on /gif

This is btw one of my all time favourites, she kinda looks like 15 to me
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=513643244

used to cd

Want to add me on something so we can stay intuch and "share" stuff

Her tiny ass and barely formed breasts are all the motivation I need

I donated actual money to Ted Cruz

Why did you stop? It's fun if you have someone to dress up for

Just like 30 mins ago I gave a girl a golden shower and shot it right in her mouth.
I can't tell anyone I know for obvious reasons

Cant get away with that in this day.


you will be outed.

never really found that person i guess, tried a craigslist meet up, but it wasnt too great

Where do you live?

>underrated post

You know cumming in her @ 14 is risky. Plus leaves DNA.

Honduras

NY

Fuck yes, kik?

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Burn in hell pedo

Maybe I'll shoot in her mouth

>be 14yr old me
>have two best friends
>smoke weed and play vidyagames together
>there are those two girls, one is our age, one is 3 years younger that kinda join our crew, nothing sexy just same interests

>meet up at your place when parents are on vacation
>it turns out your age girl and one of your friends are dating
>have a bunk bed in your room for you and your brother
>everyone goes to sleep in twos, except you are the fifth wheel
>go to living room
>actually sleep hugging guitar like some emofag
>woken up by some noises
>go check

>your best friend humps a 12yr girl on YOUR BED
>the other couple wakes up
>wtf dude

>a few years pass
>remember the accident
>know you can threaten his current relationship, that he's thinking of marrying
>mfw

Check /soc/ NY is a big enough state that I'm sure you can find an user that is into it. They can help you dress and be the slut you want to be.

He was living the dream

I'm a closet faggot who likes wearing girls clothes and makeup.

DeadBlu3_Ey3z

Hey, look it's me

I will work this week on makimg webms out of my +100 legit bro sis files. I will probably dump them saturday on /gif

This is btw one of my all time favourites, she kinda looks like 15 to me
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=513643244

Just hit you on kik

I don't seed my torrents...

nice comeback

>one of my all time favourites
yisss - love it
More into M/s or D/d, esp "caught" scenarios - ofc all of that shit is fake af, but it still gets me diamonds for some reason.

Been looking for some dirty thirsty mature on CL for some roleplay fucking ...but that site is a goddamn wasteland :/

You MONSTER /b doesnt accept your type here

I used to work with a guy who shit this much. Every time you saw him he had a newspaper under his arm and heading to or from the toilet. Dan, is this you?

Me and friend place cam in girls changing room, camera gets found and we blame transfer student.

Sent back to Germany 2 days later...

bump

I don't know what it is about her, but she is such a hard girl to read. Nothing she does is typical, some stuff leans one way, and other stuff, yet another way.

I just wish that I can get closure out of her. A simple, "Yes, I am interested" or a "No, I only see you as a friend"

In fact, she never even used the word "Friend" with me, at all. But she seems to be kinda wanting to open up with me at times. But when ever she starts, she closes up again

So what is it? Is she interested? or is she not interested?

School bored me. Too easy, peers were immature and annoying. Didn't fit in. Most teachers are teachers because they weren't good enough at their 'profession' to pursue a career whereby they'd apply their skill. So the teachers were dumb too. Got to highschool, acted dull. Well, not dull, but mediocre. It was good entertainment. Teachers were condescending, always making irrational decisions and they always let their assumptions guide decisions which would determine a student's academic success/failure. Waited until the last year of highschool. Started to show my brains, well, moreso eidetic memory. Blew everyone away. Peers got jealous. Was worshiped. Teachers were in disbelief. It was fun. Aced it.
"How did you do it?"
"What happened?"
"How have you changed so much?"
Hehe.... Such fun. Learned a lot about human psychology.

Some may call it a waste. It wasn't. In a nutshell, it wouldn't have changed a thing. I'm not going to bother explaining the reason.

Not much of a secret, but moreso an experiment.
Conclusion of the experiment: Humans are fucking pathetic. We walk the Earth blindly. Ignorantly. Blissfully. Taking degrading assumptions as facts thus inflating one's ego. Assuming that people don't know their intentions. Assuming that people will never know. Patterns are littered fucking everywhere in the things which we can't physically see, such as human lives.

Seems bland? Correct. Can't be fucked to explicate further.

No regrets. So much fun. To put the pleasure into perspective, I'd rather conduct an experiment like this than have millions or even billions of cash.

I once wore a buttplug while shopping.

i am nig

Hahahahahaha

When I was 11 I talked dirty with a 30 year old black dude