How addictive is shoving a dildo in your ass to get off...

How addictive is shoving a dildo in your ass to get off? I want to try it but I'm afraid I'll become obsessed with doing it everyday.

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Get the fuck out.

I try but it hurts so I stop

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then don't do it?

Real cock feels even better

it's fun but I don't do it every day

this guy is correct

I suppose that would depend on a lot starting with how much you in particular like it.

I'm 100% straight and I tried it, feels so good it's really addicting. Just stop being gay and do it already

lmao faggots
but just out of curiosity what's it like
just so i can make fun of you more haha

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Can hurt at first but once you get used to it, it can feel amazing. Problem is, you soon get bored of either the size of your dildo/vibrator or a piece of plastic just isnt enough. I have zero interest in taking a dick up the pooper but I'm bored of dildos now so Im moving onto giant buttplugs.

are you even trying hide it? Most obvious closet faggot I've seen so far

Its super addictive once you get past the pain and uncomfortable phase. just feels amazing. It can be like having an instense and constant orgasm but better. I have bought about 20 dildos and own 3 fucking machines now. Get into it, lad.

Girlfriend fucks me with a strap on, it's great.

I give up, Sup Forums turned me gay. I wish i could just give myself to a nice cock

I know what you mean about the size thing but i think you need need to find the right dildo. I have 2 that are just amazing and i can fuck them for hours.

I've tried it a few times with a pencil. It hurts so much I should've stopped the first or second time. I also sometimes put my finger in my pooper while I'm showering but it usually ends in me laying on the floor in pain

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That's not what happens. Sup Forums shows so much porn that you get bored of normal shit.

I think I just prefer the girth of a fat buttplug rather than the length of a dildo. Far more comfortable and fulfilling for me.

What's the biggest you ride/ridden Sup Forums?

Definitely this.

the orgasms that you get are way more strong and if you care too much about your sexual preference too much like the conservative fuck you are than don't do it

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I don't know, I've always thought a weekend away in a cabin with some hot shemale would be amazing.

Anyone else ever peed when giving yourself a real pounding? Some times i orgasm so hard i cant help but "push down"

how can you get that aesthetic without hormones?

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I have one of these and have took around 8/9 inches of it a few times but it wasn't comfortable or enjoyable for me going that deep.

i just do it once every 2 or 3 months when i haven't fapped in over a week or so. feels absolutely amazing if you shave your ass and use lube

Dude, internet trannies look so fuckable but irl are literal shit.

This.

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where to get toy like this? halp

Yeah but if i was steaming and one came onto me id let it smash my hole

Yes, it's like a mixture of pee and cum? I like to think of it as "squirting" minus the full climax.

Yeah, its "goo-y-er" than piss. I do orgasm like fuck though when it happens

What about that almost S shaped plastic thing? i'm not sure how that thing even works.

I peed while getting fucked, super embarassing

A lot of those are intended to his your gspot but honestly, ive always found that the right dildo going in and out is much more amazing. Doesn't matter if its hitting the prostate or not

Idk if the guy looks girly enough and talks like a bitch i'd bang the ever living shit out of him.
I'd be rly hot to dirtytalk a tranny

Im glad it happens to other people. I havnt watched gay porn so i didnt know if its common or not

What are they called?

I tried it and now I can't get off without something up my butt, try it

not addictive, but is exhilarating.

mostly straight guy here

Aneros? Just stimulates your prostate making it easier to cum

You cannot. At that point, it's not even gay anymore. That thing's not a man it's some sort of genetic fuckslut hybrid.

Sauce plez?

>Aneros
I thought i vibrated or something. Shame.

feels good once you know what you're doing

but the cleaning and prep and need for lube kinda sucks so unless you're entirely obsessed it's not really an everyday thing

And now I'm diamonds.

The bible is pretty clear on this

Same here, got bored of toys and kept buying bigger ones. Now I stretch my ass with a 9" diameter plug every few nights.

One is a basics 8 inch, pretty thin and tapered. Another one is some no name 10 incher, pretty thick and textured but soft. It came with my f machine

Is there some kind of technique to using one? I bought a 7" out of curiousity and it just felt like having a lump of plastic I was constantly shitting out, no pleasure at all. Was getting pretty fatigued trying to get it to work as well.

Anal just ain't for you, bud. It's fine.

keep going, work it, vary depth and how hard. Light some candles, have a wee drink and get into it

truth right here.
prepping powdered lube,
cleaning outside with soap,
enema inside with hot water,
applying lube to all areas,
slowly slowly insert,
a little bouncy fun and release,
then clean everything up again,
then put everything away.

its a bit of work even for those experienced and if you're new it can take a couple hours to go safe and slowly.

you might want a curved one if your prostate isn't very accessible

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

DIE DIE DIE

I'd go nuts if i fucked tranny in the shower and the bitch peed herself.

its best when you can make yourself cum without getting fully hard. the sensation is incredible

I got so addicted to it I now have two fractures and three haemorrhoids in my rectum.

No you wouldn't. You would feel empowered that your cock was so big and ability to smash ass was so good that she came so hard she literally pished herself

any more gifs like this?

It's like a drug. Only instead of feeling like you're on drugs, it feels like you have a big dildo up your ass.

sounds like you're doing it wrong

the slow blade will pierce your shields just fine

Kek

you can also angle the toy as you insert it

If you get fucked hard enough, prostate can push on the bladder. Normally wouldn't notice, but if you've got a full bladder it can get pissy.

Some models vibrate. And even if it doesn't aneros are fucking great.

That's what i meant with going nuts, tbh fucking a girly faggot that begs for cock sounds pretty hot.
No homo btw.

Pretty addictive if you like it i guess. I would be suprised if you could start with a dildo.

I was overusing it. For a month I was doing nothing but getting wasted early in the morning with gin and then proceeding to stuff my ass with everything that could fit inside for the rest of the day. Like an empty gin bottle, for example. It was a month of non stop action.
Now I can't sit longer than for half an hour and get blood all over my toilet every time I make bears.
Don't go harsh on your butthole with little to no lube while getting drunk to the tits every day, kids.

On the bright side, a cute 23 years old proctologist lady fingers me every two weeks so there's that.

What at home objects make good dildos?

i have warm up with a finger to the second knuckle before moving onto 2, 3 then 4 fingers before even attempting a big black dildo

To all anons who had their dick react to this thread.
You're all faggots you know that right ?

real moral : use lube, relax, go slowly

im just disappointed that you cant really find anything manageable in the 2.5" diamater range on amazon

its not something i obsess over too much, happens every now and then.
usually u have to time it to when u have recently shit and u had a kinda clean one that came out in a nice piece. sometimes i do enemas but it takes much time and not always worth the effort.
most of the time for me atleast i just use a bit of imagination and do a bit of fapping instead. but then theres these times when you feel extra horny and just need to shove a big dildo up ure ass and fuck your brains out.

A big peeled Cucumber.

aside from that one guy, yeah. welcome to the thread, by the way

Well to be honest I did post in the wrong thread.

what do you mean by manageable?

Deodorant spray bottles, torches, pens.
God tier: fingers, bananas.

Never_ever_stick_in_your_butthole-tier: cucumbers (too easy to snap in half, too hard to get the other half out), glass bottles (a human rectum is much stronger than you could imagine, it's nearly impossible to get all the shards out after a bottle gives up inside)

it is more of a revelation than an addiction for me

I was pleasantly surprised by how good it felt
I guess thats the reason why its often referred to as "boypussy" because youre discovering a highly erogenous zone of your body that was "hidden" before

eventhough I like it so much I dont do it very often though since there is a sort of hassle that comes along with it (e.g. cleaning, dieting and so on) which will keep you from getting "addicted" too quickly

why peel it? :/

i lost my virginity to a curling iron

>Deodorant spray bottles
Those are rather gritty for beginners.

quality material, low/no odor, not enormous or excessively long. usually on amazon you have either 1.8 or 3 inch, not much in between

Was it on ?

sticking a cucumber up your ass seems like a great way to get an infection, even if you clean it first

1000 ways to die

...put a condom on it

seems like it was worth it

yeah because there is a whole phylum of bacteria that found their biological niche digesting cucumbers and human intestines.

And he took the bait

buy a bad dragon dildo

they're really high quality, ship discretely, and have all sorts of shapes and ridges and shit that feel nice

the only real stigma is the furfag thing but who gives a fuck, they're great dildos for the price

Dildos.