Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do???

You didn't touch my turn on my laptop did you?? I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT THEY WERE AT LEAST 16!!!! DON'T LEEEEEEAVVEE!! EEMMMMAAAAAAAAAA

Ask her about feminism

Kick the titless boyfaced waif out of my house before I go out looking for wimmen.

...

Have her arrested for Breaking and Entering

ask if she wants some tea or something? idk

ask her politely to sit down. and to never to mind the piss jugs

I dont have a bedroom so be confused where I am

BOTO MEU CARALHO PRA FORA E MANDO ESSA VAGABUNDA FEMINISTA MAMAR.

OHHHHH EMMA EMMA EMAAA OHHHHHH EMMA EMMA OOHHHHHHHHHH I LOVEEEEE YOU EMMAAAAAA

caps lock is cruise control for cool amirite

cut off her fucking lips and then watch that bitch bleed out.

...

I tell her I think she's a beautiful young woman, a fine actress and a wonderful role model for young ladies, but then politely ask her to pop downstairs quietly because my wife's going to be confused and/or livid.

fucking stab her in the throat, then pull the knife out. watch as she tries to bleed in vain. tries to hold her throat with all of this blood coming out of it, dripping down her fingers.
when she's half dead, start fucking her.

I would say to her

"Why the fuck are you in my bedroom depositing your shitty author friend's shitty feminist books all over the place, with notes inside?"

Then I would call the po-po and have her carted away.

bury my wand in her furry pocket of magic

Windgardium fuckoffiosa

ISSO SUA VADIA, MAMA GOSTOSO MEU CARALHÃO QUE ESTÁ CHEIO DE LEITE PRA TE DAR. DEPOIS DE GOZAR NA SUA CARA, VOU ARROMBAR ESSA SUA BOCETINHA APERTADA ATÉ ELA FICAR EM CARNE VIVA.

Id be a little concerned that famous celebrity has broken into my home for motives that I couldn't even begin to fathom. Probably call the cops but also worry what she would tell them. She's emma watson in just some dude who has a house full of drugs and a laptop full of porn that is to say the least a bit unsavory.

I'll fuck her feminazi cunt out of existence

>"What the hell are you doing jumping on the hate men bandwagon?"
>"You're a fucking multimillionaire and you talk about being oppressed? I can barely fucking afford to eat and I have societal power over you?"
>"Fuck off, get the fuck out of my house!"

Grab her pussy

After 15 minutes....

Rape her with my penis

turn 360° & ass to mouth that scumtwat

I grab her by the pussy

>before I go out looking for wimmen.
Yeah, right.