What are good ways to hurt yourself?

What are good ways to hurt yourself?

exfoliating brushes feel good

cut your dick off

answering the iron

Fall in love.

don't take good care of your teeth.

Be in a relationship

sandpaper your ballbag

skateboarding

Key the mike while your hand is on the antenna

Too fucking true

I apologize if I've hurt your feelings, but please leave me be.

Do sports

fail to save for retirement.

Trips of truth, old and homeless is a bad way to be.

Your game is fucked tbh. Why

Yeah probably this my friend.

Listen to Nickleback and Godsmack and P.O.D. and Linkin Park....

And that doesn't quite do the job.

Then realize love is a chemical reaction and free will doesn't exist.

>free will
Try reality in its entirety, pleb

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Don't sperg out, user. Rent your house and buy a little RV or so called 'tiny home', and minimize. You've made it 53 years, you can make it a few more. Get a shitty part time job at a Department or convenience store, keep going for a little while longer.

Being to edgy

Choke on your own vomit in your sleep after a long night of drinking and taking drugs.

Vote trump

>we matrix nao

Get hooked on opiates or meth.

The problem is against all proof I will always believe other than that. Free will stops you being a monkey, and love stops you from being an animal, but I will die instead.

Shoot yourself in the head

wait, was he gonna try and drink that? next time my friends on fire im gonna punch him in the dick.

I'd like to revise my comment after r-ing the ft. Yes, get in a relationship or worse, get married. Your done.

Make meaningless posts on Sup Forums.

Just live

Ts

Train until you notice that you can actually improve yourself and change your life, it's all about discovering that you can actually change your current state.

Can confirm this although it's not what OP was asking for you cuck.

But I will say if you're fat like I was at the start, the pain is gonna be constant for the first couple of months.

fall in love with someone you can never have

not fat.

Yes do you think hurts more than that?

Remember the dreams you had when you were a child

Night terrors thanku m8.

Envision the world 50 years from now.

Just cupid, stupid love, love till I do die, g'night.

Drugs

Vote Clinton. Vote Trump.

hands in hot water

I didn't come here for feels faggot. Fuck off

Pull out a nose hair with tweezers.

Stay unloved brother. Tis better that way.

That sounds too healthy. How about a cigarette brand?