What's the longest you've ever gone without having sex? 9 months for me, currently at 6 months fml

what's the longest you've ever gone without having sex? 9 months for me, currently at 6 months fml

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16 years. since then it's only been a few months at a time.

Oh no, you poor thing

still virgin, almost had sex with some chick once. Glad I didn't she turned out to be a snake
>inb4 scaliefag
but now I only like traps and trannies so its going to stay virgin for quite a while.
Which is fine, because severe depression kills your sex drive anyway. I'm in no rush.

it's been over 4 years

20 years.

>tfw 20 y/o virgin

i know the feels
you missed your best opportunity though
Halloween brings out all the sluts. get yourself a damn good costume and you'll get your dick wet no matter how you look.

Like 12 years, mate.

20 years bro. poor you months go fuck yourself. crybaby faggot.

I'm at like 2 years rn

whole fuggin life mate. Don't need it either

Hang in there. Lost mine at 21.

34 years and counting

Over a year.
Before that I was shagging girls left and right at university.
It's been a difficult time since then...

i don't like girls

I lost my virginity when I was 19, and since then the longest dry spell I had was probably a year. But this year so far I´ve banged 3 different chicks, so things are working out

3 Days.
The girlfriend is out of the city at her mom's.

Sorry virgins fuck.

Well I had "sex" with my ex recently but it was like 30 seconds before she just said she was in pain so I stopped. Before that, like 3 years. Lot of Mia Khalifa, Foxy Di, and various pornstars keeping Mr Winky satisfied.

its been like 5 years. i use to have some in house pussy, but she was a neanderthal with no real interest of her own and faked interest in my shit.
then i became a heroin addict so h was my gf.
now im a drunk and i just dont give a fuck

if you're gay, it works just the same with guys. again. Halloween is slut day

if you're a femanon.....go to a bar. sexy, cute, whale, ugly, young, old , its not hard at ALL for a woman to get laid. period. you could go out on your front porch and just yell "i want some dick" and someone will come running.

living the dream

3 years, but I don't fuck just to be able to say I'm fucking someone

I wish this would happen in my neighborhood

since i was 16, i think the longest was 3 months. i was backpacking through asia and had many opportunities, but was afraid of catching something.

i did end up fucking one girl i met while backpacking though. when i returned to the US, some girl called me up that i gave my number to. the weird thing is, i didn't remember her at all. we fucked a few times and i also hooked up with one of her room mates. 3-way and solo

>Virgin
>27yo.
>

It's not that hard to get laid bros

Put away the anime shirts, get a haircut, shave and take a shower. Get on okcupid, POF and tinder and bask in the pool of 6/10s who are dtf.

Seconding this
Also you might not think it but comic conventions/anime conventions are good hunting grounds if you can pull off a good costume or hell if you just look good from the neck down.

A year now. Got addicted to benzos for 6 months and after 6 months of withdrawals and PAWS I finally got my confidence and sex drive back. Don't do drugs, kids.

since before i was born nigga
t; 43 years

24 years.

I'm 25/26 now with a killcount of around 30 so I aint mad.

fuck you man. the answer is always more drugs.

It's impossible to find a non-disease-encrusted fucking cum slut whore, though. That's the issue with us virgins..

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sweet, I'm a drunk too!...
I literally cleaned myself up for 3 months because a girl at work wanted to fuck me, then she left and I went right back to being a drunk mess

He said drugs not black dicks

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why?

i've never had drugs or alcohol in my 30 years and have never had the desire to take them. everyday in my emergency room i see the results of drugs and alcohol and wonder why anyone would think this is fun.

I'm a 30 year old virgin

Uh, sure? There's plenty of clean decent women on there. Stop over thinking it and just go get some

20 virgin and getting uglier everyday

try some of the drugs, you'll quickly learn they addict your physiology, not your conscious mind.

I'm lucky that I drink so much that when I got Benzos, I just kept blacking out, and eventually fell down my stairs and broke my nose. I can't get them easily anymore.

How do I get laid before I get out of high school, fags? I have like 6 months.

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i dont think most people take it as far as what you might have seen

die in a grease fire OP. please just die.

try not having female contact ever. thats mental and even physical pain you couldn't possibly comprehend.

Or you know just stick with weed and booze and don't be an idiot and fuck with pills

OP here. I didn't mean to sound like a bitch, my bad. I'm young-ish (25), so I can't help but feel like I'm wasting my prime to get laid.
I'm sorry to ask, but why not just go for some sort of hooker at this point? I feel desperate sometimes but I still wouldn't go that far for sex, what about you? What's holding you back from doing it?

my fucking hero. How did you do it dude? Did you change your ways or was it just luck?

Women are basic af cum slut gold digging prostitutes, they respond to money and will entirely overlook 'looks'. They'll date the most disgusting lizard if they flash a dollar in front of their fucking whore face.
Women for some reason have the absolute weakest sense of moral conviction and are the absolute fucking worst judges of character when left to their own devices.

MY NIGGER! Fuck those white people chemicals

18 years

true, but i've seen just regular drunks and high people and the loss of control looks very unappealing.

8 years.

almost 10 years, had sex at 16 and havent had since there.

24 years, 3 months

go up to some girl, ask her if she wants to go to a movie or prom or some shit. if you manage to keep your spaghetti in your pockets, sneak her in to your parents house and get it done.

31 years here. 32 in half a year.

7 years...

I was morbidly obese and women hating/neckbeardish.

Got in shape (went from around 150kg - 90kg) and learned to appreciate women and now it's all too easy to fuck tinder sluts.

Even if you're putting on an act you can't act bitter towards women if you plan on getting your dick wet.

sauce

Great adivce so she can tell you she has a bf before you say anything and then call the cops for stalking her. Brilliant plan to deal with the whore assed slut.

does your junk look disgusting?

They don't care if you're bitter or not if you toss dollar bills at their cum stained hooker asses. Those weak sluts will sway any which way if theres money involved.

>does your junk look like a bank roll?
ftfy

over 3 years.

my girlfriend is busy with school ts been a month

i see what you mean, but thats whats appealing to it in a sense. some people like to forget their issues for awhile.
what scares me is meth. the levels of paranoia ive gotten too was too much for me, thats when you really lose your mind

i thought there were bug larvae living in my skin and spent hours digging them out. cops were sitting out my window, my friends were talking shit about me. stuff like that
its horrible

>They don't care if you're bitter or not if you toss dollar bills at their cum stained hooker asses. Those weak sluts will sway any which way if theres money involved.

This is why it's my penis entering them and not yours.

three years and counting

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I second this.

21 years lol

the fuck are you talking about? thats exactly how i lost my virginity when i was in highschool

Me too. Just this one girl, but I feel like I got the gist of it. I like being fat and having money more. If some crazy rich slut wanted to get with me that'd be dope as hell though. Like some cougar or a girl who wants to piss off her dad ha ha.

I'm at about 18 months but I've had blowjobs and handjobs (the last two months ago) almost had sex but the chick pissed on my floor and I sent her home in rage. Drunk chicks are fucking weird.

>implying we should be fucking the same women
What a feat, you can use a formulaic approach to stick your wiener into anything. Wow revelations guise

Lol what the fuck?

>disease ridden whores
What are you confused about

Kek my entire life.

You ruined sex because of piss on the floor? You gay or something?

My hole life

>butthurt drunken pisser detected

I'm confused about your whole view on women. Please rant more.

Ignore that first guy, hes not me.

D-does this work? How well do i have to know a girl before i ask her out?

roughly my whole life

My whole life

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I HAD TO GO AND I COULDN'T FIND THE BATHROOM! HE TRIED TO HIT ME TOO!

damn man, I'm scared. I don't wanna stop having sex so soon. I never played mage classes t b h

Yeah I'm not watching whatever that crazy shit is.

Um no. It's just that when a chick is so drunk that she pisses on the floor the sex can't really be consensual. I mean we can joke about rape all we want but you aren't going to fuck a limp rag-doll right? She peed on my floor - I cleaned it up gave her my couch and sent her home early as fuck.

a casual acquaintance would be best. the more you become friends and the longer you wait, the less chance she'll agree to go on a date with you. if youre not autistic during the date you could get laid. alot of highschool chicks are prude though so

Too bad nigga, you could be grooving instead of being a sanctimonious retard

I thought she was just insane. IF THIS IS THAT KINDA PARTY IMA PUT MY DICK IN THE MASHED POTATUHS!

Yeah I'm real fuckin' sanctimonious.

>dnb
>groovable
m8..

18 years and 8 months

March bday?

12 yrs 3mos w/o
been w/ 30 women from teens to milfs

but low testosterone just zapped my desire to blow money on sluts just to fuck for a few hrs

15 years, then basically never more than a few weeks

ive constantly had a girlfriend or been with a slut, i'm 18 now.

god love australian women

>sauce
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Currently two weeks since i went on a vacation to weebland.

>she said she was in pain

was it dick size or youre ex is just a bitch