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All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yep, that's me. No, not the manlet in the skirt. I'm the pasty kid with the bow and arrow, about to eat a mouthful of shield

Now you're probably wondering how I got into this situation

Well, it all started the day my father raped my mother...

So in episode 10 we will get:

Jorah
Dany and friends
Euron
The North
Freys&Jamie&Bronn
Arya
Sandsneks
Tower of Joy flashback
Trial by 7
The Brother w/o banners
Tommen suicide
Kingslanding burning by wildfire
Varys' plan
Bran x Meera
White walkers

It's going to be a rushed mess.

Melly was especially cute this episode. Melancholy Melly is best Melly. She should just stay sad. Good match as a concubine for azor ahai Jonny boy desu :3

Why is the writing so terrible this season?

What does her crotch smell like?

So what's gonna happen in the finale?

im going to predict a scene from season finale

>scene starts with walder and co drinking it up
>in this scene jamie and walder will talk about some shit that doesnt matter probably stronk womyn
>anyway walder goes to his room and sees his wife sleeping
>he starts stripping her naked to put it in
>she will turn around and stab walder in the stomach 3 times then twists blade before pulling out
>then his wife will remove her face and itll be reveled arya
>then she will say the starks send their regards
>he dies instantly

screencap this

Is there any hope that Sansa is going to be the antagonist and betray jon snow ?

yeast

smelly

you ever been with an equestrian girl?

it's pungent. all that riding.

Lady Stoneheart's return would be perfect for the season's finale.

Jon Snow

a cute

cinnamon and sunshine

I miss ramsay

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Her half brother's semen.

Does someone have the Judge Dredd recommended reading pic? Thanks in advance

BOLTON?

HOW CAN THIS BE? WHAT HAPPENED JONAUTIST? WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Wait till its revealed the Night King was a Bolton and is going to avenge him

tfw you will never be a pretty farmgirl raped by a wildling/Umber raiding party led by these two

>CLASSIC CIA drifting out of frame shot

no it wouldn't. It would be stupid as this point. Shes been dead and rotting for years. Its not happening.

Will Arya be in the last episode?

Like pure, fresh winter snow

I want you to die for thinking this needs to be a staple in /got/

So where was Lyanna during the battle?

>ywn see Stannis, Based theon and Asha together whilst bolton and frey shits get fucked up

Should probably rename the show "game of feminists" at this point. Is GRRM even involved in the writing anymore? Air time is like 80% female, season 6 has a sudden deluge of strongk womyn, and every single relatively important male in the show right now is on the leash of a female character.

Are the feminist hooks now firmly gripped onto this show? It feels like season 6 has given it that slightly cringy forced left wing writing edge. Never found myself bothered by it until this season.

with sansa

when she met up with the vale army she got to play with sweetrobin

In the camp. Why do people keep asking this?

I stayed away from ths hideous cesspoll for a couple days.

What did the dozen autistic pathetic nitpicking whining beta cunts find to cry about over episode 9?

>waaah waaah waaah the lances were half an inch too long!

>waaah waaah waaah the shields were half an inch too short!

>waaah waaah waaah the snow was the wrong shade of white!

>waaah waaah waaah kino!

>waaah waaah waaah patrician!

>waaah waaah waaah Sansa was portrayed as a strong woman and this frightens me!

>waaah waaah waaah why didn't STANNIS save the day?!?!?!?!

Is this accurate?

in the end they just made ramsay into a 100% hollywood villian. they totally ignored any of the extensive material they could have used about his past or his psychological problems. and then to have him say some cliche shit "I'll always be a part of you"? ramsay would never even say something like that, it's not like he's some philosophical guy who thinks that way. totally ruined the book character

I like the theme of these generals lately. It's nice.

Hopefully not. Shit-tier character that should have died in the first season.

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Pretty much.

:)

Lol no

kys

yes the pandering has been bad but you're overreacting like a manchild

there have been worse feminist shows than Game of Thrones.

>showfags talking about how cool this episode was

As long as some sort of action happens these people will praise anything.

terrific

(farts)

>"Oy what di you do las' night guv?"

>"OY I shagged sum chavish bitch be'ind the mobile poopah, think 'er name wuz 'Untah, it wuz all over 'er sluttish clothing"

Waif unrelated

s6 nudity is disappointing

I was done reading the Arya chapter in a AFFC and I came across this passage about the waif

>I was born the only child of an ancient House, my noble father’s heir,” the waif replied. “My mother died when I was little, I have no memory of her. When I was six my father wed again. His new wife treated me kindly until she gave birth to a daughter son of her own. Then it was her wish that I should die, so her own blood might inherit my father's wealth She should have sought the favor of the Many-Faced God, but she could not bear the sacrifice he would ask of her.

So does this mean she is from Westeros? I read that she is really Roose's kid from one of the wives. Could this be true?

I didn't think the episode was great but it was definitely above average compared to the rest of this season.

robin is like 20 now

when are you gonna fucking realise that the show has ruined most of the characters? jesus you morons just like a moan

Old melly sanders wasn't enough?

Kys

>Do you love me, Ser Dayne? Would you protect me against any enemy?
>The last time you spoke to me like this..you were 10 years old, and you'd just stolen your Father's horse.
>What have you stolen now?

-Written by David Benioff

If you have read the books. You need to leave.

That was all a lie.

waif is teaching arya how to lie

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>waaah waaah waaah why didn't STANNIS save the day?!?!?!?!

>implying both jons and stannis' souls are not trapped in jon's body fighting for control

Stannis made the plan, seeing rickon gave jon control temporarly

Sansa just betrayed her only family for her own personal revenge and wants, and screwed them over in the process, she's Cat now.

She is a fucking child killer.
Ser Davos will give her onion justice.

Why would the Vale army follow Petyr, and not Robin?

I dunno, who cares? When has she ever been relevant? She has nothing to do with GoT and is purely there for people who want a little girl version of Daenerys.

yes and it is legit

You are going to need to try harder.

I've read the books but I enjoy the show and never whine about "showfags" like an autist with an inferiority complex

Can I stay?

>If you have not read the books. You need to leave.

fixed for you

you can almost hear her panties getting wet over the fact Jon is still alive

God thats hot

Why are you faggots too cowardly to actually say "Kill yourself"? why the need for "kys" in acronyms like a teenage girl?

is it a 2000s kid thing? because there's no way you guys are older than 16

Holy shit what is this love of illiteracy

Should he fire his stylist?

After Cersei's death next episode we will need a new mad Queen.

So what powers does the azor ahai have?

How am I overreacting? Is pointing it out overreacting?

No shit there have been worse pandering shows. I'm just pointing out that this season has it worse.

no, he should suck his dick

>ywn be in a rider in a noble Khalasar
>ywn ride the wooden horses to Westeros
>ywn pillage the great stone houses and rape dainty, pale ladies

kill me now

Opposite of that. She arranged the entire battle so that he would be killed along with Rickon. She is the villain of the whole season.

>Low effort, okish idea/10

I WANT TO MARRY DANY

SHES CUTE

Serious question here, are Jon and Sansa going to fuck and become King and Queen?

because he's CIA/Robins General/Master Schemer/Ladder of Chasosh man

Her tits when?

>not reading shitty books
>illiteracy

You don't exist

It'll be more of an epilogue episode. Ultimately unsatisfying, but it gets the job done in setting characters up for next season.

he should fire his parents desu LMAO

immune to projectiles

what's a cannibal-dragons favorite dish?
hot wings

>implying rape is tolerated under a feminist regime

they're saying kys a.k.a. kiss; they love you :^)

I really wonder how that's gunna play out. Keen for next episode.

who are the slavs of asoiaf

me too!

She said and untruth and an exaggeration. Arya guessed the wealth part. But to me its sounds a little bit like Jons story or maybe I am overthinking things

No Jorah or BwB

Arya will be a 1 minutes shot of her landing back in Westeros, same with Euron and maybe Walkers.

Everything else bar the North and the KL stuff will just be set ups for next season that'll take 5 minutes tops.