GF has smelly pussy, Sup Forums. What do?

GF has smelly pussy, Sup Forums. What do?

Develop a sudden fetish for sex in the shower, you dumb fucker. Soap that clam up nice before you go face-to-face with it.

buy her summers eve leave it in the shower.

Unfuck her man.

Lick it clean

Change her diet.

grab her by it and make it great again

Cuck her off for some extra moneyz

do love your gf??

Tell her you are into interracial porn.
Then tell her you are into cucking
Then find her a black dude
Tell her you want to see him fuck her.
When they get together say "She really likes it when you eat her out"
Laugh at her when even a nigger won't dive into that stank
Dump her and get drunk

Tell her

Don't sniff it.

Eat all the cheese out of her muff, then it won't be cheesy

If you could go back and make sure it is easy

spray some deodorant in that nasty snatch

You could just bone your mom but that'd be pretty sleezy

Tell her it tastes weird. Be honest my dude. She'll be offended and embarrassed no matter what, but that's better than you having to put up with low tide at the pier every time you want to head down south.

All pussies stink, it's just a matter of how bad.

I love smelly pussy
OP is lucky

Top kek

Make sure she hydrates better. Discuss it like adults. More spit and saliva when you eat her out.

i think so..

she knows

Shove a bathbomb up there so every time you get her wet it smells like potpourri all up in there

...

Get her to eat fresh pineapple. A little each day. Tell her your starting a health kick. So you will have pineapple around

Tell ur dad to stop doing both her holes.

Tell ur mum her daughter wipes back to front.

Tell ur gf that her mum's cooter is cleaner and needs to take a leaf out of her book.

dont date a fat girl, there now you learned your lesson.

Turn her around you idiot
That's her ass

"Excuse me, current sexual partner...but I am afraid your feminine aroma has become unpleasing as of late. Would you mind fixing that shit??"

I don't eat out anymore.. I can hardly stand fucking her.. She washes, uses some pussy soap or other, but nothing changes.. And whats with the white foam every now and then? I know she has no std's and pretty sure it aint fungal...

Don't use soap in the pussy. Just clean with water. At the very least rinse that shit thoroughly

skinny as a fuck :-(

lol

Dissolve a fluconazole tablet in a cup of coffee. That should clear it up.

that pussy got rabies Sup Forumsro

go vegan dude, that changes everything

i know.. Shes a solid 9 but that shit is nastyyyyyyyyyyyy. We only fuck like once every month..

She got a bad yeast infection? does her pussy taste sour? If so she might be claiming she washing her pussy but shes not actually. Make her drink more water, have her actually wash out the inside of her cunt. Tell her not to wear skin tight clothes

She could be over cleaning it and washing away the good bacteria

Tell her.

If she can't accept it, tie her to a chair, put a gasmask on her with a tube from the mask to her stinky pussy.

Leave her like that a while so she gets the picture. Every time she struggles, add five more minutes before releasing her.

Take photos, post on here

You'll cure her smelly cooch and give me amazing fap material at the same time

you're welcome OP

Ever seen a doc?

>a 9
>no idea what a douche is


Absolute bullshit story. If you can't figure out how to rinse jizz you don't stay a 9 long.

For clarity, when you wash out the inside of your cunt dont use soap. Just make sure youre squatting and getting your fingers way up inside as far as they can go and scrape out everything up in there. Then keep rinsing it out.

full throttle douche bottle

clever, I admit it..

Laughed while in an ambulance with a 72 year old land whale of a patient holy shit

She washes. With special feminine products.
I sent her to her doctor expecting him to say fungus or whatever. She came back, no change... She knows, too. We hardly ever fuck because of it, and I even cheated on her once, just to have sex without having to mouth breathe... Thought about marriage, but thats totallyt out of the question now..
Fucking nasty!

Time to leave her?

She should try not eating meat and dairy.

>I sent her to her doctor expecting him to say fungus or whatever. She came back, no change... She knows, too. We hardly ever fuck because of it, and I even cheated on her once, just to have sex without having to mouth breathe... Thought about marriage, but thats totallyt out of the question now..
>Fucking nasty!
>Time to leave her?
That's gross. She talked about that to the doc and he couldn't find anything?

Really... bro... i've no idea on what you should do..

right....?

Make her go vegan.
Not kidding it fucking worked for my gf. I had sex with her 2 years ago and i experienced foul smells coming out of her vag.

Then she changed her diet and become a vegan, lost some weight and cleanse her body. We have been dating for the past 6 months and she hasnt had any bad smells in fact i would say that she doesn't even need soap.

This

Vegan, Eh..? Worth a try I suppose...

It might be bacterial vaginosis. I have a microbiology degree.

will going vegan clear it up, Doc?

Hahahaha. No.

>I even cheated on her once
>Time to leave her?
You're dense if you cheating on her didn't have you consider it might be well past the point of no return and leaving her would be best for both parties. Faggot.

As for her smell, a change in diet as well as drinking more water (as others mentioned) might help. If it hasn't been done by the doc, specifically get a vaginal sample (swab) sent to a lab to determine if it's a yeast infection. Docs can be quick to assume everything's fine if there's no reported history of yeast infections or there are no symptoms like itchiness and redness on the exterior.

Im not a vegan myself but you could try to "dare her" to try it for a few weeks just for health and laughs

However i might add that my girlfriend was a vegan for a year before we started dating so i wouldnt know how fast it works.
Good luck op.

Wash your hands.

thanks :(

we all mess up...

Thanks for the advice on water..

Not even joking, try pineapples. Make some kind of drink out of pineapple juice if she doesn't like them on their own.

I don't know if it'll fix an extra funky puss, but it might make it more bearable. One of my exes had an obsessions for these weird pineapple drinks, and for the first year and a half I dated her, I was getting so much shit from my friends for saying her pussy tasted sweet like fruit. Then one day she up and told me that boys had been complimenting the way her junk tastes ever since she started drinking them.

had a fuckbuddy a few years back, and she was sorta hot. her "bj's" were famed, and she was supposed to be a hot slut. Anyway, I think she was only 23 at the time, but her bj's sucked and her pussy was just fucking awful. Like it turned me off to even attempting oral on anyone new for awhile, and just fucking her felt more like a chore than any sort of pleasure. If I were you, I'd give up and find someone else. That shit is disgusting. In my case it might be because she was already fucked out and a whore, but still, no dude needs that in their lives

pineapple and water is my only hope.

And they say Sup Forumstards are unhelpfull....

They say it works with cum too.

My theory is that you have to think of it like hunters think of the meat they kill. Anyone who hunts bears will tell you that the best tasting black bear you can find is one killed after its just spent the summer gorging itself on wild berries

We smell like alcohol if we sweat the day after a night of heavy drinking because we are what we eat

Gotta watch that coffee intake if it's not infection

fill your dick with deodorant and fuck her until the smell dissapears

>pseudoscience

OP's gf has a run away yeast infection and she's too embarrassed to go to the doctors. OP fell for the lie now hes feeding his gf more sugar.

I remember being 16 too.

She shouldn't have to wash. That's half of the anons responses here. "Too much washing can cause..." Rinse and correct pH. If that isn't working its 99% a yeast infection no matter what your doc says. Make her slam cranberyy juice down her gullet and yougurt up her snatch.

>PS if you really cheated over pussy stink this post is moot cuz its over anyway

>pussy stink and like a ton of drugs..

my girl uses a product called femfresh. i live in australia so not sure if its in your country. her cunty smells 99% better, i can actually lick it now

yoghurt in the pink my friend, if indeed all the good bacteria have been soaped away

She might be washing it too much

>pseudoscience
...is that not the point of these threads?