Canada fag here

Canada fag here

All this talk of some mass american immigration into Canada is fucking insane. Why do you guys think Canada is a fairy tale land where nothing goes wrong and everything is free?

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Canadafag here (best coast not shit coast)
Literally best place ever here. I have no idea what you are talking about.

Peterson will save you. Hear him because he is kek.

>people who whine about politics come to canada

We elected a shithead here too

I live in BC and I can promise you it is one of the worst places on Earth.

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>Why do you guys think Canada is a fairy tale >land where nothing goes wrong and everything is >free?

Because it is

Vancouver islander here and I second this

Yes. I live in Victoria and it is absolute bullshit. I hate it here.

because libtardation is a real, serious disease. having a mind that works that way.. its hard for normal people to imagine. libtards dont do research. they surround themselves with other libtards and believe each other's fairy tales.

Atleast vic can be fun at times.. Nanaimo here

At least canada has fucking healthcare. Our system is glue and brown twigs.

>libtards dont do research
Don't project yourself onto others

Those Libturds can fuck off.
Canada's already cucked enough. We don't want, or need them.
They can move to Mexico. You know, cause they always defend it against mean ol' Trump.

what are the other colors of twigs?

Have you been to other places?
I'm not a nationalist and I never will be.
The air is clean, the food is good, the racism is soft and the women are hot.
Ya we pay up the fucking ass for EVERYTHING but thats the cost of all the good shit.
I've been all over the world and people do not have it as good as BC.

Canada health care covers poor people's checkups where you have a 1/10000 chance to deal with a doctor that speaks english. Actually you know what, doesn't matter if you're rich or poor i've never had a doctor here where I can understand a fucking word they're saying

You must be poor.
I got a trade because thats what men do.
Did you get a shit degree and expect to live a normal life?
plz explain why its shit here.

I'm a drywaller, a taper, not a boarder. Make ok money. I just hate the living fuck out of this country. It's infested with goddam assholes from india. Also everything about canadian cities just feels like america-lite

Our system is broken. Sure socialized healthcare is great, but it cannot support our growing population and seriously lacks funding

Another point. I paid 30% of my school bill to make $45/hour because of government grants so i can shitpost on Sup Forums in fucking style.

Actually I've traveled all over the world. BC's interior is full of rednecks and the coast is all hippy dippy assholes spreading phony love. Victoria is full of people so smug about their notion that their lives are better that it makes me want to puke.

Really they are a bunch of capitalists assholes who want to spend 1000s on gor-tex jackets and kayaks all while pretending they aren't 100% addicted to the benefits of gasoline and child labour.

And the government here is so corrupt it isn't even funny. Christie Clark makes Hillary Clinton look like a motherfucking nun.

You guys should build a wall to keep the liberals out, and make the Americans pay for it

I got a degree, actually, and I apprenticed/work as a cabinet maker. I do ok, but BC sucks.

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>BC's interior is full of rednecks
Lived in the interior, can confirm.

Dude you get incentives for starting a small business. you know your shit if you dont just wing it. take that new kid you have and get a van. I weld out of my truck on weekends and the tax credits on my vehicle and equipment is ridic just gotta keep it under a certain amount per year.
Seriously? you've travelled and the redencks and hippies get to you?
you do have a fair point on christie but the best you can do with politics is cheat taxes and red pill your friends/family so its just butthurt in the end.
I literally showed a group of mexican children how to make a sandwich and one of them cried and hugged me. I was physically assaulted in bali for refusing to get a cab. you think its bad here? My grandfather left europe during the war, has citizenship there, visits there, but tells me everything is fucked there and he will NEVER go back to stay.

I took a train across the country one time starting in Vancouver. The interior of BC has a surprising amount of huge piles of garbage

>Covers poor people's checkups
I'm poor so this benefits me.

Explain. Besides ICBC

If you have a degree and are willing to contribute to society get your ass over here. We have the best place on earth on all the license plates cuz its fucking true

It's just talk...the same was said when Obama took power....immigration website crashed (as it did this morning) but no mass immigration.

>I'm poor so this benefits me.
Our income tax and housing market sure as shit won't

Just butthurt youngsters that aren't even old enough to have lived. You want everything to be perfect but don't realize what you have. take a step back and understand that it will never be the way you want. No one is truly happy and the ones who are have some really good drugs and all the time in the world.

thank you

You faggots better not come to Germany. We already have enough refugees.

I agree on the housing but cheating is easy and getting caught is even easier cuz our justice system is FUCKED it would take 4 years to convict you and then you would spend 3 months in paid house arrest. I write evrything off I NEED IT TO LIVE

Sorry germanyfag no one likes fecal matter EVERY TIME we have sex.

Although you make a fair point, I'd like to see you wait 11 hours in a hospital just for a cast for a broken arm. Fucking ridiculous.

They are about as serious as CALEXIT BULLSHIT, just chill the fuck out. Everyone will go back to not caring after freaking the fuck out of nothing.

Montreal's pretty cool you just have to learn french

wat

I waited 15 hours for stitches from a stabwound to my left arm from an underground metal concert. Didn't pay anything, got free morphine. I actually know how to stitch myself up. Wanted free morphine. There is a system in place and you refuse to manipulate it to the way you want things then constantly tell everyone how much it sucks because you are a fucking coward. Push the boundaries /bro here in BC they don't tend to push back.

You mean.... You don't have a monopoly on scat porn?
Or.... Muslim rape racial thing take your pick. (shit skins)

They said the same after Brexit none followed through

no sane person wold actually move to canada, every foreigner i've met has done a U turn cause this country fucking sucks. the only reason im here is i dont have citizenship for anywhere else. you have to either be living here since you were born and know NOTHING of life outside canukistan to think its any good.

Doesn't everyone prefer fairytales over nightmares?

Canada actually is a fairy tail land where healthcare is free, gender equality is achieved, and racial freedom reigns.

I suggest all liberals (especially Californians) promptly move and relinquish their citizenship.

You have a pretty warped view of Germany, m8.

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I was trying to rustle ya jimmies
>Success

Don't move here, we've got sandniggers and cunts in hijabs aplenty. We don't need any more fucking foreigners.

canadian here

everything is shit here and we don't need more retards putting strain on the system.

Fuck off we're full

eurofag here. because Canada is a fairy tale. sort of ...a very cold winter fairy tale. but a fairy tale.

Canadafag here... wish I'd see an ameican's face when he gets his first paycheck "wait wait wait wut!? where's the rest of muh money at?" And then go buy liquor and go... "Tha's the price for ONE bottle?"

Waiting 15 hours for just Morphine is not manipulating the system, its just greasy

Sleeping 10 of 15 hours and being totally shitfaced for the first 4 is just fine with me. non of you have really provided any reason why it sucks here other than the political similarities with the US and the expense which both are justified by the insane amount of awesome we get.

Canada
Kek

Canuckistan is a frozen hellscape. You have top notch nature, but everything else that you've touched with your sticky, syrupy hockey mitt paws is a shitstain on such a beautiful landscape. You allow THE FRENCH to mock you by putting the "French" before "Canadian". THE FRENCH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Go cry into a bowl of frozen moose chili about how effeminate your prime minister is

Says the burger thats never put gravy and cheese all over their fries and said good lord this is th best thing since trump winning presidency

Stay the fuck out of our country American libfags

I only said moose chili because I forgot what that bullshit is called. Probably some faggy French word because they cuck you so hard

You win this time snow man. I hope it holds you over til hockey season

>Moose chilli
Fucking love it.

I'm from Ontario...moved to Parksville for 3 months...shittiest 3 months in my life. Ontario on the other hand... Great. Own Condo with ALL amenities WHILE on Disability. I get my bomb weed delivered from you farmers :) You just in the wrong Province bud.