Lets look on the bright side

lets look on the bright side.
What are the good things about a trump presidency ?

No Clinton president

First president to get assassinated in a while

sourceeeeeeee

I get to go back to blaming everything on Republicans when the real issue is partisan gridlock. It's easier to be mad than disappointed.

less likely chance of war with Russia.

No hillary in the white house.
Bad news, no real constitutional conservative for at least another 8 years.

>in the South Park universe garrison is prezzi
>daily show is gonna be funny again, like it was during the bush years
Bet Trevor Noah secretly voted trump to help post viewership.

i real winners are the white house interns that don't have to suck bill's dick.

>dank memes
>watching him embarrass himself with tantrums on the global stage
>the underlying fear of Pence taking control stopping people protesting against Trump too hard

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Wall

Bill was much hotter than Trump, the girls working there are going to get molested by an uggo instead.

>he fell for the wall meme

The one thing he had going for him imo: revolution against the current political system(s)

not claiming he will achieve it or in a good way at least but we are seeing this all across the western world, people totally fed up with the political establishment.
decades of whining and bitching about it didn't work and we are now seeing people voting in elections and referendums against the establishment.

Trump's victory will have a snowball effect in other countries. the EU might disintegrate with so many popular right wing parties moving into elections. and allot of them are very likely to win, that was already the case after brexit.

power to the people might be the good thing resulting from this US election

>health care choices
>jobs and thriving economy
>relations with russia
>secure border/less heroin/less illegal immigrants
>our police and law and constitution will be respected

rightist btfo when they realize he cant fulfill 50% of what he promised and the other 50% will break america

I made a grand on nikkei 225 futures not even living in us

Bigger wall

> grabbing women by the pussy will be legal
> All the spics and towel heads thrown out
> All women will get off the couch and work to become 10/10's

Sounds good to me lads.

Corrupt media just got fucked in the ass. Hillary's and the DNC's corruption will not be rewarded with the presidency

It's hilarious, it's intimidating, it's conservative.

Fine ass first lady and first daughter

Come 2018, people will blame Trump for their shitty lives and vote Democrat. If we get enough gains, we could gerrymander Republicans into a smaller number of districts.

The best thing to come of this will be the correction within the DNC. They played themselves.

enough about that what about sause

How can he respect our constitution when he doesnt know how it works. He is going to crush freedom of speech and the press.

Well get to see how good the nukes have advanced since Hiroshima

Trump is daddy

Sjw's can finally return to their moms basements

Sjw's can finally return to their moms basements

weed legal in Florida

yes

Price of oil is falling

rolling for 1111111111

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sorry to all Hillary supporters and over educated, no common sense Democrats (reg Dems, just sheep) ... but this is the most accurate post in the board

ivanka

This.

> What a piece of ass

our media has been shit for years and been my #1 gripe with this country.
The media was so biased this election. They cherry pick all the time and make us look bad.
I think people are overreacting by thinking minorities will be deported or lose freedom or the media will lose its freedom.
we will just have a president who tells us how the media is 1 sided.

> What are the good things about a trump presidency?
British sterling has stopped declining.

Run, niggers. Run, faggots. Run, mudslimes. Run, trans.

Your 8 years is up. The Trump Troopers are coming. You've still got a couple months to go.

Run.

I've always wanted to learn Russian.

Do you honestly think he's going to round people up? Nothing will change.

Revolutions don't happen in 1st world countries. It will be the same shit it's always been. Trump will have hand up his ass controlling him that Hilary would have. Nothing is going to change

Sounds like you need a trip to the camps.

This is going to be a tough couple of years for you.

>Believing anything Trump says

I wonder how that worked out for people who attended Trump University. Oh wait.

Or people who did contract work for him only to be stiffed.

Or people who invested into some of his ideas like his own jetline, his own magazine or his steak that was sold at a modern art shop for some reason.

I don't want Clinton as much as the next right winger but how does anyone believe a thing Trump says?

The kek's

How about no fucking nuclear worldwar?

The law and police are already respected, unless you live in a liberal area like UCLA or a coon town.

I live in a small town of 15,000+ people that's mostly white and expensive. Our police are friendly, we have a near non-existent crime rate and our bars are great. There's patrons who spend money, plenty of drunken females and friendly faces.

If you go 10 miles west though, it's over 50% blacks and the town looks like Detroit. Can't imagine why.

It really is hilarious. So much buttdevestation.

I don't see that happening ever, other than the already legal interaction of consensual escalation of sexual attraction.
If the spics and towelheads as you call them, are legal citizens, who abide by the law, he won't be able to do shit to them.
This last thing would actually be a nice change of pace.

maybe rape will be legalized so all the pussy we want. Like i would be going after the one on the left in that picture first.

Its not just 1 person who does it all. He united our country to get shit done. Assume either candidate were to die before becoming president. I'd rather have Pence than Kaine.

What I don't get is how Hillary had 50% of the popular vote. Literally no signs for Hillary in anyone's yard and almost every state was Red.

How the fuck did she have votes?

I don't want rape legalized. Do you know how loose women would be? I prefer it to be taboo. I like my victims tight.

Nope, nothing is really going to change. Trump is a fraud as far as change is concerned, and it will be fun watching Americans slowly realize this. He is just another Republican. I mean lowering taxes on the rich, just more Bush.

It makes sense tough.
The ones who work to be rich get to be rich. They will be the ones providing jobs to this country instead of our current state of people who dont feel rich enough to provide jobs here. Theyd rather outsource and buy cheaper materials elsewhere. Hopefully that is not the case anymore. Spending will be done here.

I'm waiting for mother/daughter trump porn

That's politics in a nutshell. A truly socialist environment where everyone is equal and able to live comfortably wouldn't allow anyone to thrive.

They need people to remain poor. They need people to sell hope to.

Did you even look at the election map? Cities almost always vote Democrat. That is were the collage/university educated people are, and they are not fooled by Trump's demagoguery. But cities are not enough if basically the entire rural vote goes to Trump.

I have an idea for job creation. All tax cuts provided for the rich and corporations has to come with a contract they have to sign, that makes them promise to make new jobs with the money they save.

>health care choices
You might be right.

>jobs and thriving economy
Kek, he's gonna blow up the trade agreements. Are you ready to see your prices soar, and for the rest of the world to stop buying american?

>relations with russia
Yes, but thats because Putin-kun's always had a hard-on for a good'ol american dick-suckin'. Either Trumps gonna give him all, or he's gonna get a bitch-fit at some-point. Either way, not too different from the alternatives.

>secure border/less heroin/less illegal immigrants
Actually good for you.

>our police and law and constitution will be respected
No, not as long as you have the stupid nig-nogs who can't understand why they get shot for crimes. America has developed such retarded minorities, that you might as well just get rid of them. You won't get them to respect anuthing as long as they can just yell shit like "MUH SOCIAL CONSTRUCT" or "DINDU NUFFIN".

No the democrats take advantage of the poor. They buy them out by

I think people can decide how they want to use hard earned money. Donation or charity it doesnt matter.
Jobs are a given the way Trump is going to tax imports we are going to be forced to create jobs here.

They are fooled by Hillarys' demagoguery though.
This is where the giant douche and shit sandwich analogy comes from.

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true but at least if we do get caught we wont get in trouble cause we can say "Hey our president does it!"

The new way to great women in the US is to grab there crotch

Yeah, but my idea is a good way to make trickle down economics actually work. Otherwise they just do what rich people always do in a financial down period, save their money for better times.
Also it's not like we tax away all their money, they can earn plenty next to the untaxed money that they have to use on job creation.

We will sustain ourselves. Fuck other countries

Nothing wrong with friendly competition and cooperation with Russia.

We will have a president that does not advocate these behaviors or ideas.
Currently Obama is mostly neutral and allowing it to happen. BLM wouldnt be a thing if it werent for the media, but Obama could have stopped it if he didnt get on board too.

>instead of our current state of people who dont feel rich enough to provide jobs here

Oh dear, this is really wishful thinking. What a crazy rationalization. Rich people are rich often because they never feel they have enough money. Sheesjh, that goes for almost everyone. Humans, not matter how much money they have always want more.

And if you are publicly traded company than growth requires ever more profit.

So this will never happen. The rich will just still try to get richer.

>against the establishment
>implying Trump isn't part of the establishment
Honestly, it's almost painfully easy to get idiots like you to vote one way or another.

>power to the people
>pick a conservative billionaire

>let ebin nuclear world war meme
You don't see turkey being nuked by Russia, if they won't shit in Turkey they sure as shit won't do it to the US.

There's also the small fact that they'd lose a nuclear exchange.

i can start grabbing women by the pussy now

Our constitution protects basic freedoms. We are a republic first and a democracy second.

>the way the ENTIRE business world works, Trump included, will be demolished by a business man
Please be bait.

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>BLM is a problem
On a countrywide scale, it really isn't. You really ought to be more scared of hard disease, that shit kills thousands of you a year.

You guys can't see the obvious benefit can you .

This is tons better than Michelle Obama

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I have no idea why so many imagine Trump suddenly cares about the working class. He just wanted to win. He likes winning.

Blast from the past

Man, I wish I had super powers.

It's simple.

It's because he said so. That's it. He said he'd do it and, rather than pay it any thought, people believe him.

Too bad she's gonna work on shutting down shit like Sup Forums.

>I WILL END CYBER BULLYING

You do realise, that if America doesn't sell it's goods to outside buyers, it's never getting richer, right? It's like owning a store, and only having yourself as a customer. And as rich you are right now, you can't even pay off debt.

My point is, trade agreements took the world from where it was just post-WW2 to modern times. Yes, it's been a bumpy ride, but that growth man. You are gonna close yourself off like pre-WW2 Germany.

Ofc there is one positive as well, if you stop buying from the world, you don't lose money. They do. And they well have fewer money to buy from both eachother and you. and then it's just a downwards spiral.

Trade is good. Without it, you aren't evolving. And then you get left behind, or fuck up the world. Which is why everyone hates on fucking Greece, which fucks up all of us in the end with it's stupid debt.

Incredible, this automated response machine said something. I wonder if it know that it's not an answer, just some repeated line it tells itself? Like "guns don't kill people" and "muh second ammendment".

>Literally no signs for Hillary in anyone's yard

Because not as many Hillary supporters are autists who feel the need to scream their political affiliation at the top of their lungs. Also many people unenthusiastically voted for her as the lesser of two evils to keep trump out of office.

>almost every state was Red

Many of those are states that have barely any population compared to the more densely-populated blue states.
Also the vote was really close in a lot of the red states.

America will have a president who thinks you can just hit up Bill Gates to shut down the internet.

ahahah, oh muricans

everything

End money. We she go down on eachother as currency and play Smash Bros melee matches if they're family aND you don't feel like eating and beating that puss or dick

So... no WWIII?

you mean like with the japanese american citizens during WW2?
yeah nothing terrible happened to those

Morew/souce

>>less heroin
Stop consuming drugs in the first place, then

The only thing Trump has 'done' right ; )

It is power to the individual. The power to get what you want by working. If you think power comes from government socialistic handhouts then boy i got news for you.

agreed