Talking to girlfriend

>Talking to girlfriend.
>4 months and counting.
>She says this.
What do Sup Forums ?

post nudes and tell her about it and remind her that Sup Forums never forgets.

kill her

send picture of you sucking dick

Reddit is fucking not the same as Sup Forums. Sup Forums is the best place on this fucking planet and yes it is 1000 times better than your pussy!

picture of you fingering your asshole

reroll

If you ain't about Reddit, and thus never go there, then how do you know?

win.rar

She's right

Rule 1 you fool

wenrer

DELIVAR OP

Send dick pic to her

werner

she's totally right. wife her

Babe, I'd really hate to come to this... but I'm breaking up with you. It's for the better cause. Please never contact me again, thanks.

"Is it cringe that I talk about the Chan like it's a club? Btw plz fuck a BBC in front of me, I want you to take a real dick tbh bb ;)"

send some cheesy pizza

this fag don't count. there already is a winner.

This

...

Reddit is actually toxic, 9/10 times I've tried to post there have been negative.

win

Marry. But check if she has a dick first. Too smart for a default meathole.

suck my wiener shitface

Yes hun you're right. except on reddit, the attention whores deliver nudes, there are no autistic furfag spammers, no autistic mlp spammers, no unfunny ylyl threads, no trolls trolling trolls bait thread circlejerks. dank maymays

4chins clearly superior

Kys you cancer fucking faggot ass Bitch

OP here, here we go.

> dubs decides
> get
> bitches out
fuck off

OP always delivers.

Trips? Sure thing bro, I see you want this thread 404d.

>trips
>not "post ending in single number"
fuck off faggot. getting trips will probably take a while
also check em

you weren't authorized to post additional shit to her.

this

Oh my god I hope this is fake. This can't be a real thing? I wonder how ugly the both of you are.

Top kek, y'all mad because "trios are hard to get".
Just reroll.

b..b...but op is a fag :(

"anyway phone [insert most recently dead relatives name here] i want to try a threesome"

Tell her to check the nudes you've just posted
and ffs, post her tits already

come on OP tits for these wonderful dubs
checked

> OP sneaks in 'bby let me look cool for the retards of Sup Forums'
> she says fuck those losers
> OP then demands trips
fuck off

did she reply already?
if trips tits or gtfo bitch

reroll

Tell her to quit using "literally" in the figurative sense. Only fucking retarded faggots do that

dear god gimme dat sauce
i need it on my hotdog plx

I am going to post your tits on Sup Forums You cool with that?

Hi.

re fucking roll

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This.

rolli
rolli
role
role

let me talk about jesus christ u lil bitch.

this

rick rolling

Don't ruin your relationship given that you're not trolling by listening to Sup Forums.

dubs. just no go

this

do it

Lets see them trumps!

i like horse

try againz

trips!

roll dem bones

YOu fucking dirty whore i'll kill ya.

gimmie dem titties

again

> thinking he's actually talking with a girl

wasted

COME ON

rerawl

re-rollen

Rollerino

Let's go trips

KEK GIVE ME THE POWER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

take my trips

rerull

"triforce newfag or suck my dick after anal tonight"

its titty time

reroll

go
go
go

rerooool

ezzz

Snake eyes biotch

Cuck me

OP here, dumped her. Least I still got me Sup Forumsros, amirite? :^)

reroll

Fer Trump

obvious fake retards

She's right, you know

come on OP. How about just fer da effert?

rolllinggggg

GET

sauce??

roll

reolll