Motd thread #2 Tin Pot Clubs BTFO'd Edition

Boro/CP, Bou/WBA, Bur/Hull

Live on your screen now

first for A Dabb

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Is it going to be a lol CIty wins season?

Do you think that man realises he is about to be eaten?

>In his last 22 league games, Alan Pardew has picked up 12 points from a possible 66
That's fucking awful.

But Arsenal won, how were they BTFO?

anyone watching c.m. punk get heemed tonight?

>Friend

that's not Rob Friend, is it?

Yep, just like last season

Oh wait

Kevin

Dunno lad, they won the first 4 last season too.

But then again Poop seems to have their average players playing good and their good players playing really good.

shocking defending today

Last season WAS a lol City wins season.

Forgot these teams existed desu

the debate that is great

messi is more of a nigger than pogba now

>hipster pardew

JUST

Surely having dog legs is illegal

WTF I HATE MESSI NOW

>comparing yourself to guardiola
lel

>Bulls 1

what did he mean by this?

i think im homo for pards lads

Pardiola

Four months and one day.
Four months and one day since we've walked into the place we call home and been able to shake hands with the faces you know from years gone by.
It's why we do it, why we go. One big mad coming together of people cheering on the boys in Red.
And the boys in Red delivered. Fitter, stronger and faster than the reigning Premier League champions. Four goals from us to one gifted to them.
You can find stuff to moan about in that game, the defensive jitters, the misplaced passes, the poor control at times and the sitter skied into the stands.
Or, you can pick out the positives. Something to shout about from Wijnaldum at last. Lallana showing brawn and brilliance, Firmino a superstar, Mane a bit mad yet still involved, still creating and you know he has more, Matip potentially the big no shit centre half we've been crying out for.
And the ground. Of course the ground.
The new stand talk was starting to grind for this misery arse but the people in it delivered. Whoever they are and wherever they are from they got behind the Reds. Fair play.
It can always be better. Everything can. But for the first time in four months and a day we can go to town and toast a Reds win at Anfield. See you ther

>choosing to be ginger

I really really really hope that West Brom are relegated.

>dominate barca at 18
>now on bournemouths bench at 25

the wenger effect

ty based /rawk/

>Wilshere on the bench
too funny

>Yacob

lel, just come back to Racing already

uncoaching

Until Messi dabs after scoring a blooter against Sassuolo there isn't a debate to be had.

le foul man

What is it that makes Liverpool fans write in this weird mawkish way?

Honestly lads, if Wilshere, Ibe and Callum Wilson stay fit, do you think Bournemouth could meme their way to a top 8 finish?

They're Orish begorrah

is it pronounced berahino, berahinio or berahinho?

Nope

irish ancestry

nope

bear-ah-heen-yo

happy 9/11 day lads

THAT BACKHEEL

burnleys team is literally league 1 tier

just look at the fucking teamsheet

i know about 3 of them

Their goalkeeper and centre backs are shit.

>71112477

7 111 2 4 7 7

111 + 4 + 2 - 7 - 7 - 7 = 96

>96

Can you imagine being a Bournemouth player and taking instruction from a sixth former?

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You now remember the hull meme

Callum Wilson is a top lad and a good goalscorer - he's gonna end up at a much bigger team soon

But to answer your question: No

>"The Jewel" Hernandez

>tfw no QT half time slag to show you the new fiver

Liz looks like that stupid frog here

BLOOOOTER

>Leicester 25-1 to get relegated

Worth a cheeky punt t b h

>he's slipped
lol

Ben Mee was a Manchester City player

Or, Ryan Shawcross ruined his career with a career ending injury?

Nah. Can't be that. Must be Wenger.

>that Snodgrass free kick

>shawcross
Wrong player.

Wilson is a 15+ goal a season striker if he doesn't get injured

>It's a mouyes starts digging out his own players season.

Ahh, not long before the players fully stop playing for him.

poor mans Daniel Sturridge lad

>programme about handegg
no thank you

>tfw you just want >moyes to find a good club where he does well

>implying Shawcross didn't possess the training pitch and injury him.

lel'd