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Event: UFC 203 "Miocic vs. Overeem"
Date: Sat., Sept. 10, 2016
Location: Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio
Broadcast: Pay-Per-View

UFC 203 PPV Main Event:

265 lbs.: UFC Heavyweight Champion Stipe Miocic vs. Alistair Overeem

UFC 203 PPV Co-Main Event:

265 lbs.: Fabricio Werdum vs. Travis Browne

UFC 203 PPV Main Card (10 p.m. ET):

170 lbs.: CM Punk vs. Mickey Gall
135 lbs.: Urijah Faber vs. Jimmie Rivera
115 lbs.: Jessica Andrade vs. Joanne Calderwood

UFC 203 FOX Sports 1 "Prelims" (8 p.m. ET):

135 lbs.: Bethe Correia vs. Jessica Eye
145 lbs.: Nik Lentz vs. Michael McBride
265 lbs.: Caio Magalhaes vs. Brad Tavares
185 lbs.: Francimar Barroso vs. CB Dollaway

UFC 203 Fight Pass "Prelims" (7 p.m. ET):

155 lbs.: Yancy Medeiros vs. Sean Spencer170 lbs.: Drew Dober vs. Jason Gonzalez

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Brazil.

post goober

“All right, Punk, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a good chance you can beat Mickey Gall. But you gotta visualize how you're gonna win, okay?”

“Gotcha”.

“A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Gall moments before he could step into the octagon”.

gimme the final pick pic, if nobody is goofing

fp prelims live in 16 bings
cb dolloway got injured today and his fight was canceled, which is why the card is starting late

who /rose/ here

Mackenzie Dern is the best female jitz artist in the world and she couldn't sub a 0-0 kickboxer in three rounds. Gall will win, but it's going to be a decision unless he goes for a heem.

fucking savage fellow maple nigger

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So main card in three bings?

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Did they disclose what his injury was?

>Mackenzie Dern is the best female jitz artist in the world

Is she really?

Lol fuck off goof

Broken back

Hes a cripple for life now

Punk will get rocked as soon as he gets hit for real. He'll crumble and tap in the first

very very possible

yep

elevator accident, fucked up his back

can some of you mandrama aspies leave? heem isn't that comfy right now

TKO (gravity)

He injured his back in a freak elevator accident. WTF is up with Cleveland and machinery not working?

So, it turned out Robbie Kekler got usadad. Who my boy Cowboy goona fight next? Meme kicker or roided nigger?

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Got an Acestream link lads?

dolloway is fucking garbage anyways

Schaub bless

>Mackenzie Dern

Lol thanks for the laffs

Cm punk tonight and backlash tomorrow, awesome

BASED

CM Punk will be tapping to strikes

>looking forward to Backlash

W E W

ibjjf.org/black-belt-female-adult-ranking/

She's ranked #1.

Possible, but I'm 99% sure that Gall is going to meme on Punk with his jitz. He could always be stupid and try to stand and bang tho.

BASED OP

SCHAUB IS GOD

FOREVER

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Remember when howdy Honda slept Bethe?

Was that the first and only women's fight to end by a real sheem by a punch?

did he seriously fail a test? does it have anything to do w that t level shit Rory was complaining about?

I'm going to Chick-Fil-A for my pre fight meal, do you lads want anything while I'm there?

Someone make a game thread

Fuck this American op

when do fights start?

>Was that the first and only women's fight to end by a real sheem by a punch?

Yeah if you're a casual

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>overheem talking smack about punk
>overheem lose
>punk wins
>mfw i have no face

ya can i get a bowl of moms pussy

get me some chick I guess?

thanks bud

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Does anyone know if I can order the Pay-per-view on my Roku?

No, he's baiting you.

Yeah fetch me a couple durries mate

fuck off dude

it's one day before 9/11

B A S E D

CM CHAD

10 bings

wow, i never would have known there was an event tonight except for the OP in this thread

thanks /heem/

What is your prelim meal? Also main card and post fight meals?

Great thread!

>durries

lol I had to urban dictionary this

REEMOVE MANDRAMA

>caring about the b-show's ppv

Image actually getting upset over the subject of an op

Joe Rogan is shit

Are chair shots allowed in UFC fighting?

and NFL tomorrow*

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>this triggers the reddit

Imagine being over the age of 10 and tuning in to children's mandrama.

>ufc taking wwe castoffs

As if we needed any more confirmation that UFC is dead

Not that many meals mr fin, just one pre fight chik-fil-a meal and then I'm good for the night.

What will you be snacking on?

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Gotta be autism or something eh?

schaub is the most reddit fighter there is

you can not get a heavy cotton rug of Indian origin from a fast food place

Good morning friends
Hope we see some brutal heems today
Punk Bless

imagine having little to no life that you shitpost for (You)'s because it's the only thing in your life that makes you feel like you exist

kick rocks buddeh

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Calderwood + Werdum + Overeem = Free Money

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reddit hates him

he got btfo during his AMA

who /ace/ here

acestream://fda7b070947a5177fce8141757551d194d6e7d1c

acestream://fda7b070947a5177fce8141757551d194d6e7d1c

muh storylines

cant wait to see a caeepeeernick acolyte kneel at the pledge then watch the qb get skull fucked cause judging by thursdays game thats what these new rules are all about

Nah, when Schaub and Callen were nice enough to do an AMA over there a bunch of nerds with no lives decided to have an cheetoh fingered circle jerk

Found 'em

reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/5240bk/ufc_203_miocic_vs_overeem_730_pm_est/

yeah but then Holm heemed Rousey

>people will believe this

>Imagine being over the age of 10 and tuning in to children's mandrama.

I imagine they are the same people who watch MMA

WHo's got the acestream

This limey f*ck should be drowned in tea, the nerve, on 9/11 trashing our patriots in our country

I don't think so mother effer

I missed you girls and food guy.

With like fifty hits to the face and a head kick, which is way more powerful than a punch. Ronda hits way harder than Holly ever has.

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This is how bad Bethe is. Got sheemed by Tarvtanic-level striking.

Never seen this stuff in MMA. Have you?

Miocic vs. Overeem will have more footwork than any other heavyweight fight ever.

Overeem will officially be the most decorated MMA heavyweight of all time after tonight. Pretty cool.

Literally and unquestionably the GOAT.

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Conor v GSP

who wins?

Wicked, thanks.

Kind of feel bad for Mickey gall...

He seems like a nice kid but has no idea what he is getting himself into tonight. He thinks this is an easy matchup to get a kick start to his career. The kid hasn't even finished puberty yet and is riding high off a win over a fledgling mma journalist. Punk thrives under pressure. He shines when the lights are brightest. Mickey Gall is going to drown in the pressure. Did you watch the weigh in yesterday? Gall is SHOOK. Wait until he is in the octagon in front of a real crowd. Last time he fought on the prelims. There were like 6 people in the audience. This time he will be in the maincard in front of the packed crowd. The kid is going into this emotional and is going to fuck up.

He is overlooking cm punk and already talking about who he is going to call out. CM punk is training like this is the fight of his life. Mickeys young, maybe he'll recover. I doubt it though. Mickey's career is going to be finished after it barely got started. He will be forever labeled as the goof who got heemd by CM Punk. For the next week Gall will be a funny meme before being forgotten for the rest of his career in WSOF. Bet the house on punk.