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And then there were fewer edition

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Azor Jon

All hail His Grace, Azor Jon of Houses Stark and Targaryen, the Prince who was Promised, the Son of Ice and Fire, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

Nth for watching GoT with Leslie "WATS A PARLAY?" Jones

Azor CIA

1ST FOR (farts)

So who's the true protagonist of ASOIAF and why is it Jon's show?

9th for STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

S T A N N I S --- C U C K A N N I S

>What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
>"I slept with Doug."

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a

Who had better suicidal charge?
Balian of Ibelin or Jon Snow?

youtube.com/watch?v=T3OhV7aP2mw

Vote your favorite idiot!

how is that sasquatch soapy taller than isaac? Isn't he over 6ft?

DELETE THIS

He is now, pic was from a while back.

oh so that's why he suddenly turned retarded

What the fuck is even happening in Dorne? That bitch took over, everyone was cool with it and that's it? Aren't they supposed to be going to war with the Lannisters?

Did Dungeons and Dragons notice that everyone hated that plotline and take it out?

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retconned almost as hard as Stannis's fleet that he lent to Jon

We'll find out next week. But if I had to wager a guess, Dany and will be landing there to gather an army of Stronk, Barannister hating womyn to help her cause.

Balian, because at least his charge had a purpose - stopping the saracen cavalry from killing the fleeing peasants.

Jon was just angry.

Which actors in the cast hate the show the most? Aside from Stannis

How many times are you going to spam this bullshit quote taken out of context?

youtube.com/watch?v=cIwpmwo7KWQ

Why would Ser Arthur Dayne die for a dead prince?
>inb4 muh honor

You have to go back, Stannisfag.

Maybe other losers will upvote you for praising your cuck of a character, portrayed by the IRL cuckold.

Cya boys, this show is hopless

Balian by length.
Jons fight started good and got worse every minute. At the end you just couldnt ignore this amount on stupid.

>Did Dungeons and Dragons notice that everyone hated that plotline and take it out?

Basically this. They just wrapped up the internal politics as quickly as they could, and now we're just ignoring it until they attack the Lannisters or join Dany or whatever. It was a pretty good decision imo

Isaac. All he wants is to become a particle physicist. You know, like everyone else.

STANNISFAGS BTFO

What the fuck? He asked what she thought they should do and she didn't answer. How is that his fault?

It's literally like asking your girl where she wants to eat dinner, her saying "wherever" and then getting pissed at you for taking her to the wrong place.

how did it happen that the two on the left and right turned out to be so useless

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Captcha literally called med Azor

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see
watch the whole thing

he blames Sansa right after

It's a natural consequence of having been born with a vagina.

>Want him to charge full tilt
>Charges full tilt

i am not trying anything, how dragon's return can give some no one the power of resurrection eludes me, i can't find the connection.

most practical way is to think that red god is real, dragons has a part in this.

Why didn't Jon just shake his hand?

One true King, Lord of Light. The Golden Hand. King Slayer.

>JON YOU HAVE TO HELP ME SAVE RICKON
>Jon, fuck Rickon, where's Ramsey

>JON YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO ME ABOUT THE BATTLE
>Jon, why are you asking me about the battle? I don't know anything about the battle

>CIA I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP
>CIA please come help

>BRIENNE I TRUST YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BOUNCED AROUND TO FOUR DIFFERENT MASTERS INCLUDING OUR MORTAL ENEMY
>Jon, you can't trust Davos, he used to follow another guy that helped you out

This is a masculine man in the NU-age liberal society.

Nice low FPS tumblr gif, Maybe you should go back there.

Reminder this proves nothing other than you browse plebbit.

Reminder that Jon Snow is confirmed Targ from season 6 soundtrack on Pandora

Could you summarize? Listening to D&D gives me hemorrhoids.

No raiding
No raping
No sheeving

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>battle of fire solved in 5 minutes and stolen away from Barristan

You can't say DnD don't portray female thinking properly.

Which one? I glimpsed it and nothing stood out.

I did promise I was going to shoot up my school if Rickon died...

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to summer school tomorrow.

When will Jaime get his volcano hand?

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QUICK

post pics where Maisie Williams looks good

The return of The Others is what brought magic back into the world. This has nothing to do with gods.

...it's literally like 32 seconds into the video

Forget about how skilled the characters are supposed to be; which actors on the show do you think are the most talented fighters?

"She's finally learning to play the game of thrones"

She's the same inconsistent moron she always has been.

Proves it


Stannis lives

Slut

>someone actually went to Reddit and screencapped this post to prove his point

When the night is dark and full of terrors and the people need a light to follow.

Bastard thread. It's losing anyway.

Fuck off, nobody is going to that flop thread.

I'm gonna miss his smug

GIB ARMYS

lets take a minute to remember our good friends Rickon, giant man and Ramsey

is it the others or the dragons? make up your mind goddammit.

Now if only we could just get rid of the two spares on the left and right....

Will Salsa give up the north if Bran comes back?

>Slavers surprised that Dany has dragons even thought they're fully aware of them and literally nothing has changed to diminish the threat posed by them

>Sansa really has no good reason not to let Jon know that thousands of well-armed and well-trained allies will arrive with the element of surprise
>Only consistent if Sansa doesn't care about Jon surviving because he could have easily died even if the battle had gone a conventional route

Yeah, writing's still shit. So why did this warrant a 10/10 on IMBD again?

>weak men will never rule the north again

I didn't say the dragons did. Its obviously the Others.

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At least Balian had a real sword and armor and people with armor and shields, on what did they spent 30milions again?

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

it was linked first making this thread the bastard thread

last episode was objectively complete dogshit. the last two seasons have been awful. the only reason why anyone would continue to think this is good is because they're so invested in what happens to the characters that they'll literally watch anything so long as they find out what happens.

*drops mic*

She should unless she wants to be forced into suicide.

WE'RE IN TOO DEEP

This thread was made first, making it the trueborn thread.

That's not how it works, newfag

I miss ramsay

but it was made after this one by like half a minute

Why are you here then?

She'll give it up to a male who can have children

i.e. Jon

i feel like i lost a part of myself when he died. i mean, i identify with him the most out of all the characters, especially his sense of humor and lack of empathy. I guess i'm a bit twisted in that way but i still feel like a piece of me died

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dragons

WUN WUN BROKE A GATE, NOT A GODDAMN DOOR

Fucking cringe.

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EURON NEXT WEEK LADS. THE HYPE BEGINS.

Based Jon's family thread

Thank you OP

Literally me

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

Well, apparently /got/ agrees. Your flop thread has half the replies that this one has.

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>Not thanking your Jonbros

Comfy Imposter.

Get off you horse about Brann. Sure he has the ability to bent time and reshape it however he wants, but that just lead to some really boring plots, where it's always Brann just fixing things before they even are real.
He has to fuck up somehow.

Actualy you just sumarized 2 years of my life, thanx i feel bad now, dipshit! Cant get any worse right lads? We alredy have omnipowerful women, story-time lapses, shit writing and contradicted character development.

It cant be worse than this, at least i dont see it right?

if you liked last episode then you need to realize you have bad taste

there is no offense in this post

i just want you to take a second to read it, accept that you have bad taste, and move on with your life

people who aren't distracted by some swords clanging and cheap twists can see how poor the episode was

and it pains me that there are so few of us.

being smart is a curse.