What a fucking uninspired middle school fan fiction way to waste these two characters

What a fucking uninspired middle school fan fiction way to waste these two characters.

Let's break it down:

Kong
>the product of early 20th century great depression escapism

Godzilla
>a horror story building on the collective anxiety of the only nation to experience the worst weapon ever created

So not only did Legendary already fuck godzilla by making him a superhero when they should have made a meaningful remake of the original, but now they are masturbating their feeble dicks over our faces by doing this retard tier movie that pits two thematically un fucking related properties together, only to have them join forces to fight an alien space bug or somr dumb shit.

How is any grown adult excited for this?

nobody cares

kaiju movies have always been campshit. don't try to deny this

They made this movie once before.

And the premise then probably made more sense than what they'll do this time.

King Kong = POWERFUL BIG BLACK MAN
Godzilla = poor white bois

Nobody cares about your wimpy little shrimp dick so fucking kill yourself with a dull knife

...

The original Godzilla is an actual legitimate good film

The others, while campy as fuck, formed the basis of my childhood

Why wouldn't an American produced Godzilla film make the metaphor-for-the-bomb into the hero of the film?

Oh right, I forgot Sup Forums is the worst board on the internet and is on a website where people who save anime pics get to call other people faggots. It all makes sense. I wish I could tell you off in fucking desu senpai kawai weeb talk you fucking virgin waste of cum, but I'm actually a real person and not a 17 year old who beats off to cute anime girls.

Because the bomb is a horrible invention and everyone worth speaking to agrees with that statement.

yes you are a real human bean. 17 year olds who jack off to animes are entirely fictional

you cared anough to being triggered...thanks for the (you)

you mother will love to know you are a nice lad...i will tell after i finish with her

>Godzilla = poor white bois
>male godzilla

what?

why people like you and OP still keep tryng to pose as smart people here on Sup Forums?

its Sup Forums for fuck sake...you are in the gutter the trash of the trash...posing as a smartass only makes you being mocked

This is why I love this board.

OP is a fag.
Who doesn't want to see two giant monsters beating the shit out of each other in imax?

> I forgot Sup Forums is the worst board on the internet
SOOOOOO, why are you here?

hopefully they dont fuck it up

they already fucked up godzilla with "muh military"

The retarded hope that the people posting today are actually old enough to use this site.

Someone who actually respects the point that the first godzilla was trying to make. Giant monsters getting beaten up is fucking boring. We need more giant monsters killing massive amounts of people and less marvel level happy ending save the world bullshit.

You are foreign and stupid.

Because Sup Forums is the only tv board on Sup Forums

I feel you OP, hopefully Anno will have our backs with his new movie.

I was stoked until I found out it's going to be another godzilla vs the bad monster shitfest. It sucks because the animatronic godzilla looked scary and similar to the original godzilla head puppet.

>. We need more giant monsters killing massive amounts of people and less marvel level happy ending save the world bullshit.


Oh nice,12 year old edgelord confirmed...even the japs dont care about your idea since most of the later Gojira movies are moster x monster


just fuck off kiddo...your vision of Kaiju movies are dated

>it's going to be another godzilla vs the bad monster shitfest
Fuck me, it is? I was really hoping for this one to be different.

theyre just giant monster movies mang, turn you're brain off and enjoy the fights

I wish they did Mothra, I really want to see what a modern re-imagining with an impressive budget would make of her

Maybe it'd have been something on the level of fucked-up imagery like Berserk's Eclipse

She'll make an appearance, don't worry.

Go to reddit man, you brought this anger upon yourself for thinking you'd catch Sup Forums on one of its lowest shit-posting hours. They're much more consistent

>godzilla is bigger than the empire state building
>king kong has to climb it

who thought making them fight 1v1 was a good idea

>turn you're brain off and enjoy the fights
How? Every single flick has a big scale action sequence. There's no novelty or fun in it anymore.

>It's an user doesn't know it already happened in 1962 episode

Yes, thank you for taking the words at face value instead of interpreting it within the context set by my other posts in this thread. Total edgelord. You are correct.

Most of the later Gojira flicks are shit btw. Just a kids series that Toho milked from an actual, meaningful movie.

This guy gets it. There are so many ways to approach Godzilla as it was originally intended, with some actual emotion instead of lol super epic cgi fight.

Yes and it fucking sucked more dick than anderson cooper.

Godzilla was a "superhero" in the 70's when he saved the world from a Mechagodzilla created by monkey aliens, you only know Godzilla from Cracked articles

When will we get the kaiju film we all deserve?

Kong was about racial insecurity.

KK v G is one of the kaiju GOATs, you probably watched the american edited dubbed version

Damn you sound like a huge pussy lmfao

Someone post the "kaiju as real life celebs" pic.

post it yourself dewtits

I don't know what the cracked article thing is referring to, but I do know you think you're pretty smart and that I loved those movies when I was 7. Are some of them interesting as b movie scifi camp? Yes. Are they good? No. Do they respect the original concept of Godzilla? Fuuuuuck no. I'm not even some hardcore kaiju fanboy. I just think that a giant embodiment of nuclear destruction coming to remind us how we have fucked up is more interesting than seeing monsters fight because I am an adult.

>haha what a pussy, who doesn't love nuclear weapons!

calm down bro, you are among friends

here, have a qt

Well then keep cryng bitch nigga...i get my fun shitposting in your thread and your shity opinions...your version of kaiju is not relevant anymore.

You act as if no Godzilla or Kong movies exist outside the originals.

Of course it'd be nicer if they were making artistic sequels that built on the old themes, but camp and crossovers are what turned Godzilla especially from a single hit into a franchise. If anything, it's very faithful to the later history of both monsters.

It's not relevant to manbabies like you. Giant monsters will always be fantasy shit but they should at least be thought provoking and genuinely scary so that adults can enjoy it.

Thank you.

>looking for mature themes, subtext and symbolism in modern american blockbusters

Batman v Superman is the film for you

>tfw no QT Jap gf to go on nice walks with

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Found it.

SON OF NUCLEAR WARFARE VS APE OF SKULL ISLAND

Godzilla became a hero long before Legendary came into the picture.

This

Even Honda made campy Godzilla movies

Wew

Maybe the 2 can be an allegory for Trump and Hillary?

Today I will remind them

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

Seek mental help immediately. It's very easy to tell you're a middle class suburban white male

>being this triggered
>by a picture
>on the internet

You sound like a huge autist