What a fucking uninspired middle school fan fiction way to waste these two characters.
Let's break it down:
Kong >the product of early 20th century great depression escapism
Godzilla >a horror story building on the collective anxiety of the only nation to experience the worst weapon ever created
So not only did Legendary already fuck godzilla by making him a superhero when they should have made a meaningful remake of the original, but now they are masturbating their feeble dicks over our faces by doing this retard tier movie that pits two thematically un fucking related properties together, only to have them join forces to fight an alien space bug or somr dumb shit.
How is any grown adult excited for this?
Ethan Watson
nobody cares
Hudson Roberts
kaiju movies have always been campshit. don't try to deny this
Jack Allen
They made this movie once before.
And the premise then probably made more sense than what they'll do this time.
Josiah Allen
King Kong = POWERFUL BIG BLACK MAN Godzilla = poor white bois
Andrew Lee
Nobody cares about your wimpy little shrimp dick so fucking kill yourself with a dull knife
Kayden Ross
...
Christopher Edwards
The original Godzilla is an actual legitimate good film
The others, while campy as fuck, formed the basis of my childhood
Charles Hall
Why wouldn't an American produced Godzilla film make the metaphor-for-the-bomb into the hero of the film?
Isaiah Williams
Oh right, I forgot Sup Forums is the worst board on the internet and is on a website where people who save anime pics get to call other people faggots. It all makes sense. I wish I could tell you off in fucking desu senpai kawai weeb talk you fucking virgin waste of cum, but I'm actually a real person and not a 17 year old who beats off to cute anime girls.
Because the bomb is a horrible invention and everyone worth speaking to agrees with that statement.
Jose Diaz
yes you are a real human bean. 17 year olds who jack off to animes are entirely fictional
Lincoln Martin
you cared anough to being triggered...thanks for the (you)
you mother will love to know you are a nice lad...i will tell after i finish with her
Nolan Jackson
>Godzilla = poor white bois >male godzilla
what?
Joshua Jenkins
why people like you and OP still keep tryng to pose as smart people here on Sup Forums?
its Sup Forums for fuck sake...you are in the gutter the trash of the trash...posing as a smartass only makes you being mocked
Caleb Gonzalez
This is why I love this board.
OP is a fag. Who doesn't want to see two giant monsters beating the shit out of each other in imax?
John Thompson
> I forgot Sup Forums is the worst board on the internet SOOOOOO, why are you here?
Hudson Taylor
hopefully they dont fuck it up
they already fucked up godzilla with "muh military"
Alexander Turner
The retarded hope that the people posting today are actually old enough to use this site.
Someone who actually respects the point that the first godzilla was trying to make. Giant monsters getting beaten up is fucking boring. We need more giant monsters killing massive amounts of people and less marvel level happy ending save the world bullshit.
You are foreign and stupid.
William Collins
Because Sup Forums is the only tv board on Sup Forums
Jayden Robinson
I feel you OP, hopefully Anno will have our backs with his new movie.
Samuel Russell
I was stoked until I found out it's going to be another godzilla vs the bad monster shitfest. It sucks because the animatronic godzilla looked scary and similar to the original godzilla head puppet.
Grayson Howard
>. We need more giant monsters killing massive amounts of people and less marvel level happy ending save the world bullshit.
Oh nice,12 year old edgelord confirmed...even the japs dont care about your idea since most of the later Gojira movies are moster x monster
just fuck off kiddo...your vision of Kaiju movies are dated
Jason Wilson
>it's going to be another godzilla vs the bad monster shitfest Fuck me, it is? I was really hoping for this one to be different.
Hudson Ortiz
theyre just giant monster movies mang, turn you're brain off and enjoy the fights
I wish they did Mothra, I really want to see what a modern re-imagining with an impressive budget would make of her
Maybe it'd have been something on the level of fucked-up imagery like Berserk's Eclipse
Asher Jones
She'll make an appearance, don't worry.
Wyatt Sullivan
Go to reddit man, you brought this anger upon yourself for thinking you'd catch Sup Forums on one of its lowest shit-posting hours. They're much more consistent
Henry King
>godzilla is bigger than the empire state building >king kong has to climb it
who thought making them fight 1v1 was a good idea
Adam Carter
>turn you're brain off and enjoy the fights How? Every single flick has a big scale action sequence. There's no novelty or fun in it anymore.
John White
>It's an user doesn't know it already happened in 1962 episode
Leo Flores
Yes, thank you for taking the words at face value instead of interpreting it within the context set by my other posts in this thread. Total edgelord. You are correct.
Most of the later Gojira flicks are shit btw. Just a kids series that Toho milked from an actual, meaningful movie.
This guy gets it. There are so many ways to approach Godzilla as it was originally intended, with some actual emotion instead of lol super epic cgi fight.
Yes and it fucking sucked more dick than anderson cooper.
Carson Morgan
Godzilla was a "superhero" in the 70's when he saved the world from a Mechagodzilla created by monkey aliens, you only know Godzilla from Cracked articles
Anthony Rodriguez
When will we get the kaiju film we all deserve?
Isaiah Evans
Kong was about racial insecurity.
Nolan Jenkins
KK v G is one of the kaiju GOATs, you probably watched the american edited dubbed version
Matthew Perez
Damn you sound like a huge pussy lmfao
Thomas Bailey
Someone post the "kaiju as real life celebs" pic.
Dylan Wood
post it yourself dewtits
Kevin Myers
I don't know what the cracked article thing is referring to, but I do know you think you're pretty smart and that I loved those movies when I was 7. Are some of them interesting as b movie scifi camp? Yes. Are they good? No. Do they respect the original concept of Godzilla? Fuuuuuck no. I'm not even some hardcore kaiju fanboy. I just think that a giant embodiment of nuclear destruction coming to remind us how we have fucked up is more interesting than seeing monsters fight because I am an adult.
>haha what a pussy, who doesn't love nuclear weapons!
Tyler Moore
calm down bro, you are among friends
here, have a qt
Andrew Anderson
Well then keep cryng bitch nigga...i get my fun shitposting in your thread and your shity opinions...your version of kaiju is not relevant anymore.
Anthony Wood
You act as if no Godzilla or Kong movies exist outside the originals.
Of course it'd be nicer if they were making artistic sequels that built on the old themes, but camp and crossovers are what turned Godzilla especially from a single hit into a franchise. If anything, it's very faithful to the later history of both monsters.
William Reyes
It's not relevant to manbabies like you. Giant monsters will always be fantasy shit but they should at least be thought provoking and genuinely scary so that adults can enjoy it.
Thank you.
Henry Reed
>looking for mature themes, subtext and symbolism in modern american blockbusters
Batman v Superman is the film for you
Hudson Johnson
>tfw no QT Jap gf to go on nice walks with
Connor Myers
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Landon Hall
Found it.
Kevin Moore
SON OF NUCLEAR WARFARE VS APE OF SKULL ISLAND
Benjamin Taylor
Godzilla became a hero long before Legendary came into the picture.
Jacob Rivera
This
Even Honda made campy Godzilla movies
Asher Russell
Wew
Jordan Ross
Maybe the 2 can be an allegory for Trump and Hillary?
Cooper Martin
Today I will remind them
Robert Cooper
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Jose Brown
Seek mental help immediately. It's very easy to tell you're a middle class suburban white male
John Ward
>being this triggered >by a picture >on the internet