Why would dany take yara's offer?

why would dany take yara's offer?

euron will definitely have more ships and all she has to do is marry him

Because he would try to kill her

All she has to do is marry Yara

Muh womyn power

he hasn't even built them yet

If she marries Euron, he becomes the king and will wield all the power.

to marry him and suck his dick

she is going to pretend to want to marry him then kill him and assist yara in a coup

>build a fleet with no woods
Based drowned god

That would be degrading. You can't have that on edgy TV shows.

He will have them built by Episode 1 of Season 7. Never underestimate the power of impossible pacing.

He's fucking a white male

>"let's go kill my own flesh and blood for fun :^)"

shouldn't this be a big deal in medieval times, or are ironborn too fucking edgy for that too

Ep 10 has his actor listed as starring, so you better bet your ass the maddest of them all is going to be wrecking cockless shits

Dumb & Dumber dropping the ball like retards.

Kinslaying in medieval times was considered the worst sin of all, and the books portray it as such.

But in the show, Euron openly, in front of all the lords and captains admits he murdered his brother and king, and nobody gives a shit

>Lets kill the only people who can challenge my right to the throne
Strange but not unheard of.

They all hated him though.

So then why do they elect him king? Why not his brother, or any other lord or captain?

well the mad king wasn't exactly liked either but still jaime is considered a scumbag for killing him

i guess you could argue that the ironborn don't give a shit about hereditary power and they just prefer to democratically elect the meanest guy around

>Kinslaying in medieval times was considered the worst sin of all,

jamie did fine

stannis did fine

sand sneks did fine

go shove your head-lore up your ass

Oh god, I'm already imagining the cringe worthy girl power conversations...

Because he can control her dragons and will force her to marry if she wants to lead westeros

>" Transgender " homosexuals shouldn't be murdered

LOL

>all she has to do is marry him

Gee I wonder.

>this retardation

Why don't you read the books you mongrel?

they don't hate nephew and niece

Jaime didn't kinslay you retard. Tyrion went on the run for kinslaying.

>why don't you read trashy fantasy novels that the fatass author disn't even finish?
hope you enjoyed wasting time reading those

Didn't he kill a cousin?

>ree ree! the books!

this is we discuss the show

yes he did.

not an argument

And the books can't work in conjunction with the show?

no, next question

You retards aren't doing any conjunction at all, just stating events and speculah involving books and when a showfriend mentions their confusion you throw a bitchfit

But of course you have to shit up our board, I know what they do to faggots like you in /lit/

That's cute but Yara's gonna perform a penis transplant on his testosterone laden cock and fug Dany in front of him

Don't the iron islands have no trees?

>not an argument

not an argument

dragon lady is against rapes and piracy , i guess that dude wouldn't want his people to quit it. but she have no real way to know this without asking .

>"hey here's some ships"
>"I'll give you, like, 10 thousand ships if you marry me. No, I haven't built them yet, but trust me, I know the best ship guys and they all tell me that these ships are gonna be great, just a tremendous fleet, trust me."
which offer would you take?

With the fleet they captured from the Masters and Yara's ships Dany has enough plus she could negotiate better terms for an alliance...

>also because euron doesn't have dat ass

Because Euron is Trump and Yara is Hillary. We can't send the wrong message now goyim...

non existent ass

not everyone is an obese chimpanzee, Tyrone.

>why would dany take yara's offer?

Retarded dnd writing strikes again!

Worst facial expressions of any GoT actor, or worst facial expressions of any GoT actor?

Are you talking about Euron or Balon?
They elected Euron because he killed Balon and they hated Balon.
They didn't elect Balon because he got the position through his father. This was the first election they had in a long time.

...

So if they hated Balon so much that they'd forgive a regicide and kinslayer and make him king then why didn't anybody kill Balon?

Because nobody else in a position to murder him had a claim they could then pursue. For a long time Balon still had a legitimate heir with cock attached to him.

she's so fucking ugly

But he's a mysogynist, it goes against her modern principles.

I really want to punch her.

Doesn't matter if they had a claim or not; if they hate the guy so much then they'll kill him just so he'll be dead

Here's what Dany would have said if the writing wasn't total shit now:

"So your uncle wants to marry me in exchange for a massive Ironborn fleet. And if I marry him, I will keep the Iron Islands within my kingdom, while you come here with only a few ships, no real support for your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands, and wanting to break apart from my kingdom. Guards, arrest both Yara and Theon Greyjoy and spend a ship to the Iron Islands. I accept Euron's offer."

I believe in Euron and his Valyrian Steel Armor.

>spend a ship to the Iron Islands
What did she mean by this?

THE GRAND OLD EURON OF THE IRON ISLANDS
HE HAD TEN THOUSAND SHIPS
HE MADE THEM OUT OF THIN AIR
AND HE BUILT THEM IN A WEEK

That she would send it burning with Yara and Theon inside it.

I think she may be uglier than Maisie

Britbong genes, not even once

Their children would be Greyjoys and the Targaryen line would die out entirely.

>book Euron didn't kill just one brother but 3, raped the other and cucked the last one

The fucking madman.

they took all of euron's ships

if euron's confident he can make a thousand more in a short amount of time why can't they?

This is almost how people spoke in season 1

He doesn't just want her to "marry him" HE wants to be the big boss.
How anyone didn't get that is beyond me, the man doesn't think women are fit to rule.

>jamie did fine

Are you retarded?

>stannis did fine

Stannis didn't kill anyone.

Are the iron islands supposed to represent Ireland?

What time period is GOT supposed to eumulate?

Why do we rarely see armor being used? Every character in the show looks like they're wearing a variation of what euron is wearing.

I can't wait for there lesbian sex scene

>Why do we rarely see armor being used
How are we supposed to see the retarded UK theater actors' rediculous facial expressions if they're hidden behind armor?

They meant to send a ship, as in, have the servants prepare the boat that would carry the news to Euron that Dany would accept his offer

>Are the iron islands supposed to represent Ireland?

Viking you sperg

because epic vagina brofist with lesbo undertones

They have plate and shit in the books but due to the limitations of having your actors walk around in plate on set they went with limited armor. Same reasons why the actors don't wear helms or use shields.

if the series is supposed to emulate the last medieval period, then i guess the ironborn are anachronistic vikings

full plate is avoided because even a simulacrum would be prohibitive for actor versatility. dont know why no one at the battle for winterfell was wearing plate or mail at all though

>implying she even needs ships

Euron is a lot like /hijak/, but is he /chaosh/ levels of /hijak/?

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imagine her vagina lips spread tightly across the saddle

imagine if they put a hole in there for your face and you were able to hide in the mechanical dragon

what is the point of her riding the dragons exactly? Does she pilot them? You think they'd be able to fuck shit up more effectively if they didn't have some cunt hanging on to their back

She has to tell them what to do (breathe fire), except when she doesn't (come out from under the pyramid).

i'd prefer drogo-style

FAT

Because she values character

Because she wants the big dick but she needs the bad pussay

And he lives on an island with no trees

>one iron night
>starring the dragon queen, big lez, and commentary by cockless

i want to see that porno

The sexual tension was too much for her. She wanted Yara to fuck the tits off her.

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>commentary big cockless
>not scissoring khaleesi with cockless

is she looking at some cockles?

That's not how it works anywhere, you retard. The husband of a queen is a prince consort.

keep your manchildren shit on Sup Forums fag boy

this is Sup Forums

>What time period is GOT supposed to eumulate?

I can tell you this much for sure. The story of the Starks vs. the Lannisters that the show opens with is supposed to be reminiscent of the War of the Roses, which happened in 1455.

Further evidence of this is, Ned Stark wears a coat of plates for his casual wear, which was by far at its most popular during the 14th century, and remained so for awhile. So there's a ballpark estimate for you.

who on earth would want to marry that ugly farce of a human?
Also he'd try to kill her to get all the power for himself.

targs made the realm a little less sensitive to kinslaying

because muh wimen empowerment

Only time Targs kinslayed was during the dance of dragons

Yes, but you don't scream it for all the world to hear

See THIS is why the show should have been animated.
No faggy actors complaining about armor. No child actors turning into hideous adults. No divas refusing to wear contact lenses or dye eyebrows. No recasting.
Animation is the only way to truly adapt this series.

DREAAAAAMWEAAAVAH

Because dany is a strong independent khalessi who don't need no man or his big cock.

bcuz dat ass

>War of the Roses
>Medieval