Eternal Arsenal Thread

Not too optimistic edition

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third for tottenham

WENGER ĮŒÑÛT

Disappointed with Lucas today desu. I wasn't expecting him to play and dominate or anything and I understand that we weren't playing to his pace today. However he looked lost and nervous, normally out of position and he had like one touch in the box.
I'm hoping he settles and plays more as an out and out striker than a floating false nine like he seemed to be today.

Overall disappointed with today. We got a dodgy win and I'm obviously happy for the 3 points but we looked like our normal no incisive edge selves.

is Arsenal officially the most overrated side of all times?

-their GK is absolute trash
-Memestafi + Frogscliny is a terrible CB partnership
>m-muh defensive tally
they are carried by Arsenals BORING possession football, their weakness is exposed against decent sides who can pressure just as Liverpool and Southampton
-don't even get me started of those fucking fullbacks lol
-Xhaka is a reckless dumbfuck who fucked up his team with a stupid tackle despite his "maturity" (le qt goat faggot xDD)
-Wheelchair is just lol, decent at dribbling and passing, decent player overall with potential to become good (not worldclass), but he is dumb as a door and permainjured
-Cazorla is an inconsistent spic midget
-Lucas is a shitty neo-nazi looking spic manlet, Shitterlain is useless fuck who's only good for banter and Walcott is a pacebabby
-Jiroo is just as overrated as they come. top scorer for the champions in the Ligue 1 (top quality defending there) suddenly means you get a free pass for Arsenal. he played in Ligue 2 the year before as well (can't even imagine how shit that must be)

I don't even fucking know who they gave the #10 shirt

also, Arsene is a failure of a manager, a fucking sick french pedophile who can't win a big match for his life

their style of football is also boring and very very unpleasing.
>m-muh fluid tiki-taka

no, fuck off

worst fucking team I've ever seen I swear

>Lucshit
>Mustashit

Is Christian Pulisic the only man who can save Arsenal?

>two threads
>they're both dead
wew lads

posting in this one though because it's not an american OP

Lads be honest

Will Liverpool finish above us

Why are you awake, Britbro?

i'll sleep when i'm dead

He was just getting into the game when he got subbed off.

no

Not too worried about Lucas
Giroud looked like a lost puppy his first few games
Podolski and Cazorla doing all the work

Literally who cares about this shitty team?
CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

Lucas a shit m8.

>Giroud looked like a lost puppy his first few games
and he still does.

SO SO BASED

Arsenal school of negotiating:
1. approach mid table la liga team on 1st day of transfer window
2. reject their fee request
3. spend rest of summer failing to sign alternatives
4. accept original club's new fee request for twice as much as 1st day xfer fee

Didn't these blokes come third in a two horse race?

night lads
wenger out

this meme is stale now

came 3rd in a 20 man race

ur mom is stale in bed

>willock's face

Ox for sure dropped for PSG

Campbell scored and got MOTM yesterday on his debut, while Ox was the worst player in the Premiership all weekend

gg wenger, he has to be shagging ox's mother or something

das it mane

he needs to be dropped from the top of a concrete staircase

not worried about Lucas, first match and shouldn't have started desu; should have had him on the bench and come on as a sub so he could get a feel for the team. Plus, he's had maybe a week a practice under his belt?

he flashed some signs of hope before being subbed, I think a match or two will finally get him acclimated.

I think Mustafi did pretty well, though the back line might have some difficulty in the air. Glad the squad managed the 3 points but it still feels lethargic. Maybe if they beat PSG, it'll give them a nod of confidence to really get going

saw that, couldn't stop laughing after the match

>Petr KEK
arsenalist.com/f/2016-17/arsenal-vs-southampton/southampton-goal-off-of-fk.html
Is he unlucky or just plain shit?

>arsenalist.com/f/2016-17/arsenal-vs-southampton/southampton-goal-off-of-fk.html
quite hard to stop that desu

he's world class

Damn burger boy, go snort some valiums or seroquel or what not. He is french what did you expect?

Was wondering why it was so quiet

pretty sure i saw a slight contact on one of the opposite cameras, but certainly not enough to make him roll around like that

source

you saw mine lad

he was getting in good positions, but yeah still bummed about us missing out on lacazette

Giroud should start v PSG, no need to throw Perez in at the deep end
Who am i kidding it'll be Alexis up front

Any news on Kos injury?

I remember Sanchez's first two games, he was god awful but football fans will be football fans

He couldn't pass for shit

need time to build up links, having Ox and Walcott on the wings didnt help either

alexis couldnt*

>yfw walcott and ox start on the wings against psg

...

>Ox starting
Sanshit was rested for a reason

well alexis will start and i wouldn't be surprised if iwobi did too

to play CF

walcott is alright, but oxshit needs to get binned asap

I'd still prefer alexis and big 17 though

>an arsenal CL match is probably the most interesting game of the week

cant remember the last time this happened

>yfw when Granit makes Verratti his bitch

>mfw it's a coquelin-cazorla episode again

excuse me but that's jeff

no way he doesn't start xhaka
that man is a fucking god
so much better for buildup than coquelin

there were a few rumours xhaka wasn't going to start against watford until coq pulled out last minute.
wonga probably doesn't think xhaka-santi is defensively solid enough.
i'd prefer to see xhaka-elneny tbhwyf

who pashun here

>not Legia - BvB
Prepare yourself for the Polish side to embarrass themselves even though a loss is an expected result.

Cazorshit is one of those players I reckon would retire at this club.

right side of defence looks good until after the 2018 wc when bellendo goes to barca

pretty worried that monreal and cech already seem to be heading downhill

Rodriquez and Butland next summer
Though it was agreed that Cech would be no.1 while at Arsenal and he's on contract to til 2019

also dont forget Kos (and Mert but fuck him) is on the last year of his contract
could see him going to PSG next year

>walcott is alright

calma
shewore.com/2016/07/18/laurent-koscielny-contract-is-not-nearing-its-end/

>mfw Pogbad

Thankyou ozbro

Defence near sorted for the next few years
RB - Bellerin, Jenkinson (Debuchy only stayed because Jenkinson was injured, he'll leave in Jan)
CB - Kos, Mustafi, Holding, Gabriel (let him be 4th choice, he won't complain and otherwise Holding will be Chambers 2.0)
LB - Monreal, Gibbs (Gibbs happy to be 2nd choice, replace Monreal though)

>Ox and Wilsh: 209 league apps, 14 goals
>Koscielny: 183 league apps, 16 goals

>watching the highlight of the Manchester derby

So fucking jealous

BVB is now relegation tier.

>Bellerin
barca
>Holding
lol
>Gabriel
lol

That West Ham v Watford game was fucking hilarious

Reminder that Daniel Welbeck is still to come back into the team and truly make Arsenal a title-winning side.

>tfw ox won't even come close to matchday squads when all the forwards are fit

...

youtube.com/watch?v=L8EHB-2QTgE
vlad the lad bloot

>Smallbone

>tfw today is my last day as a free man before I turn into a wageslave

WENGER OUT

Barcelona have Roberto as 1st choice RB
Another academy player who is pretty good and versatile

Legia just lost to a team from a town with 700 people living in SECOND TIME in a row and set the record for their matches at D-L-L (with the results being respectively 1:1, 3:0 and 2:1).
No defence, 0 quality in the mid (not to mention the fact that Mnierosław Radović just got back and jumped straight into the first squad) and Nikolić sucking dick lately.
And on top of that, the fucking coaching staff doesn't know what they want to be doing or how to fix things.
With not letting Pazdan go and spending money on signings I was _OPTIMISTIC_, but yesterday put me back in the right place.

>when
i think we get two games a season when our strongest squad is available

is he better than bellenrin?

>tfw about to go into a period of 150% uni and 30% work weeks

just fuck my life up

duno

Walcott is at least trying and doing okay, Ox was abysmal and his "crosses" were disastrous, Wenger needs to put Ox on an intensive program to learn how to cross

Arsenal v. Liverpool, even if >we lost, was more exciting

Nah, Bellers to Barca soon

wenger must go

I think its safe to say we have the best C team in the PL

Ox regressed in every aspect of his game. There is something seriously wrong with him on a psychological level that seems hard to fix.

TYBW

>implying Ox will ever be as low as third choice

>people slagging off Perez already

Joke of a fanbase la. People were shitting on Shzaka in his first game and then jizzing all over his long balls against Watford.

just wait until Xhaka gets his 1st red for us
Considering he's had 7 in 2 seasons it wont be long

>tfw alex oxlade townsend is still an arsenal player

mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenals-mesut-ozil-alexis-sanchez-8804967

>Arsenal close in on 5 year contract extensions for Mesut Ozil & Alexis Sanchez

seriously believe that dutch city fan fucked off some time ago and these blue moon threads are just some random dutch shitposters

no it's one guy and then there is another guy who sometimes posts as well

>you will never be more committed than Coq

I'll actually be more disappointed if he doesn't pick up a few reds this season

Townsend last season: 4 goals, 2 assists
Ox entire PL career: 8 goals, 11 assists

don't insult Andross

I've been noticing a concerning number of pro-Walcott posts lately. Stuff like "Walcott's okay" or "Walcott's not that bad".
It's really worrying.