Give birth to two healthy children

>give birth to two healthy children
>give up your will to live and die

Is she the worst parent in the galaxy?

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> healthy
twins have no soul

That's my waifu your talking about shit head

Which was the evil twin?

Even with our advanced space medicine, we were unable to make up for her low ground disadvantage.
You father had the low ground too if I recall. Cut off his limbs and left him to burn to death. He was a good friend.

Palpatine used the force to kill her, the droids said it was like she lost the will to live, droids don't know shit about the force.

You have done that yourself

Holy fuck.. You can even see Obi-Wan towering over her in the picture..

She truly had the low ground.

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No, the Anakin she knew died a long time ago. Vader killed him.

would it really have been so hard for lucas to think of a real reason?
>vader broke her neck when he forced choked her, we were lucky to keep her alive this long
>c3po damaged her spine when he dragged her to the ship
>her pussy was way too tight to give birth to twins, the trauma was beyond hope

Still loves you after do horrible shit.

>pussy was way too tight
Obi's schlong destroyed it though

Fuck no, I would have killed her too before ever paying a woman money to cuck me.

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Watto is actually Anakin's father.

I'm a new fag where the fuck does this actually come from?

The med-robots are idiots. She died of complications from being Force-choked.

YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE

What is this from?
I feel like it has something to do with Unit 731

>give up your will to live and die

Idiots she was being killed by sheev using the force. Read the fucking books.

Yes I am white male and proud, something wrong with that?

She should have tried spinning, it's a good trick.

Reminder Obi Wan has best actor but sucks in combat.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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r u gidding me is in there too

that is why there is a theory that sheev poisoned her

he said to a sith lord.

>Uses white male as an insult and is white.

The fuck is wrong with people?

You shouldn't have to read a book to a movie to suss out what was happening. It should be able to stand on its own.

If I had to guess, I'd say that the book that you're referring to was written well after the film was made, to fill in the many plot holes discovered.

Sheev did nothing wrong ridding galaxy of retards inb4 Alderaan.

Alderaan was Tarkin proving a point and was a gigantic dick.

I'd definitely join The Empire over Rebels who bomb parades.

>releasing a novel to cover up your own shitty writing

wew lad

also Alderaan was a hotbed of rebels

Alderaan was a rebel false flag

There is no such book.

The force told her Luke would become a manlet.

They deserved it.

This is for every rebel scum

parents in general in star wars are worse than crack parents living on food stamps

lets split up the twins, i'll take the girl cause you know wife and i wanted a little girl. fuck the boy
boy stays with aunt/uncle in poverty
girl becomes wealthy aristocrat

then boy gets thrusted into becoming jedi cause, 'hey your dad was an awesome jedi until darth vader killed him'
he wants to be like his dad.

after defeating empire:
girl meets d-bag, gets pregnant and has kid.
boy decides to start up the jedi. oh hey sis, you just had a kid. fuck let me train him to be a jedi.
sis and husband. why the fuck not. take our baby boy who isn't more than (probably) 8 years old
oh shit, things went bad. kid is now evil.

She had a vision of them kissing and of Luke pumping rei into leia

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>sucking galactic empire cock

Such good goyim

>siding with classless scum
I bet you would love getting drunk with other pilots or blowing up electric stations to "wake the sheep"

Smelly dumb rebel scum!

They should have put her next to a tree so she could absorb the force.

Me on the far left

i'd be more pissed at the robot doctors not being able to save her because she 'gave up'

Actually, I'd be more pissed at Lucas for that shitty piece of writing

The only reason he lost was due to being on even ground.

The Clone Wars is the most based cartoon in existence.

Idk if I should watch Rebels because I'm a Buckethead and I liked the episodes with clones return and Darth Maul's return.

TCW actually added lore and it's sad Ahsoka was cut from RoTS. Rebels doesn't really matter at all when it comes to original trilogy.

From what ive seen its not worth the pain.

Rebels has a lot of shit episodes so just skim till you get to the ones you like, no need to sit and watch 20 minutes of someone trying to track down fruit

General consensus is that it's generally lower quality due to budget cuts and lower age demographic, is shit until the first real antagonist enters the scene, but lacks any jar jar tier episodes once it hits its stride.

Its like poetry

Was Leia any good I've only seen the episodes I mentioned above and terrorist rebels.

Vietnam Stormtroops never ever.

Yes

as far as I recall leia has not been in the show.

DUDE APATHY LMAO

She could have been worse. She could have given birth to twin girls.

She is in season 2 I've seen the preview of that episode.

maybe in 1ep. Whatever she does she was less memorable than lando

Yeah Rebels might as well be not considered canon. Atleast we have TCW and Maul, I do like that they use Ralph's unused designs.

Kek
I just saw that episode

So he can kill people just like that from great distance? Why didn't he do that more often? I guess he couldn't kill jedi that way but he could have just kill all rebels

>Natalie Portman being upset in a movie

wow, such range. greatest actress of our time.

if she hadn't lezzed out in Black Swan her career would be dead

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Honestly only performance that bothered me in prequels is Jar Jar and young Anakin. I can't sit through the bullshit in TPM to get to the good stuff. I didn't mind Anakin in AoTC and RoTS because Hayden wasn't that bad imo.

>I hate you!

Idk why that gives me goosebumps.

George can't write dialogue for shit though.

Can we all agree tho that TCW was based.

Its not true no matter how many times you repeat it.

Even the bad episodes were watchable for some reason imo.

What if there were parades when the Empire blew up Alderaan?

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college requiring courses like "Race and Gender in American Cinema". I had to take that for my film degree. I got a 97%. I can tell you all about hollywood hegemony, imperialism in film, native americans in film, blacks, latinos, etc.

Basically everything white people make in holywood is opressing other peoples. And we simultaneously need to make movies for other races and aren't allowed to because we aren't that race and have no right to write anything about them.

Clone episodes were unironically great
Jar Jar episodes were utter shit
I honestly liked Ahsoka episodes even though they were schlock
Padme stuff was garbage as well

Best arc was Ventress episodes

That fight over Padame where the guy says he "fell" multiple times into Anakin's fist is GOAT.

That Padme arc was surprisingly good.

Is actually having a differing opinion these days bad?

Jeez some people just look for negative shit on purpose.

jesus , im mexican , but if thats the people that live in america , id prefer we build the wall , shit , ill lay the first brick

So have a parade because one guy takes matters into his own hand. Death Star was made as a deterrent, never really meant to be used. Rebels pov is supposed to make us side with them but I don't.

she actually hated her children because they were the spawn of Satan, it was suicide to escape her shitty life.

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Please do because honestly we have a really shitty system that actually provides for people who illegally come here. The system actually sucks for people who live here. What's immigration like in Mexico anyway?

5 years of hiding like a rat gives you the rights of people who live here legally. I don't care about skin color or whatever but you don't see me going somewhere else to get a free ride. This government will fall to shit one day and I don't mind because it's actually retarded.

Yes I'm disillusioned edgelord but anybody content with this is retarded.

>She's lost her will to live
Was this the robot's professional medical opinion?

Luke was originally supposed to be a gurl

Some people just live long enough to get something done.

Hell my grandpa died from a diabetic coma and was saying he was going to die but he stayed alive long enough just to get his last check then he went into his coma.

From a certain point of view.

Uncanny.

That doesn't make sense his mother is dead REEEEEEEEEE

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DLET THIS

Sheev killed her with the force.

How else would he know that she had died when she was in a hidden medical facility on an asteroid base trillions of miles away?

>written well after the film was made, to fill in the many plot holes discovered.
Yeah but to be fair this describes Clone Wars, which is one big load of damage control but it was actually good.

Alderaan was a terrorist compound that gave them an operating base to strike through the galaxy, much like Afghanistan.

The thing I find interesting is that in the film that worked as a pilot for TCW you groan because Ahsoka is basically young Anakin 2.0 with added gurl power, yet by the time you get through it all, you get genuinely pissed off with the way the council shat on her because you have grown to really like her character.

A reminder that Rebels actively fucks up the established canon.

>fucking with the best wing
The laser shooting out of the cockpit is a nice touch of retarded as well.

Now Ackbar wasn't the one who designed it and the rebels have had them since before ANH, they simply didn't use them.