Good evening Anonymous! I'm starting early tonight! How's your week going so far?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation. >GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between. >GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it. >Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET. >Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs! >Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
If any of you guys play overwatch Sombra is going to be fun destroying Mei.
Adam Ramirez
Of course i didn't get anything.
Anyways. >Reimu thread "Trump won we're all fucked" edition
Aaron Hernandez
Life goes on.
Easton Foster
#OmegaTime
Jonathan White
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Jacob Jackson
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Juan Nelson
slow night
Ethan Price
Oh god the irony if he'll actually end up as one of the best presidents America ever had, though that's probably not going to happen.
Benjamin Carter
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Levi Ramirez
Gonna be like an 1800's president/late 1950's housewife. Someone who should/will be seen, but not heard. That's a quality president right there.
Cooper Nguyen
They all have been lately. I think the regulars have gotten bored...
Well, Russia likes him, so at least you guys probably won't have WW3.
Samuel Brown
It's not that, i'm sure they're not getting tired of them so easily, it's just that they're all offline for now.
Mason Morgan
When I pull out of my magic hat... Wait... What do you mean I don't get a magic hat!?
- Cirno
Christian White
guys, guys OP is a goddamn liar and a PHONY
Aaron Price
rollin
tarot reads ftw
Hudson Carter
It's been like this for a week or so. There could be some other reason, but we'll see. I started it alone and I'll press on alone if I have to, but I'll sure miss them if that's the case...
Cirno! It's been a while!
Julian Evans
Woah, no way!
Anyways, rolling for funs.
Jace Ramirez
Lol, nice example, i'm guessing that they listened to what he said so far since he managed to win.
Brayden Harris
Yadda yadda Nep. Hello anonymous, how are you doing, up to anything tonight?
Adam Turner
> but I'll sure miss them if that's the case... That's pretty gay, fam
Joseph Morgan
I was a bit busy! I still like to drop in and see the thread though!
Nep-Nep~!
Ethan Kelly
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James Stewart
howdy, things are going fantastically for me! got a job on the new year and just picked up a bag of some good stuff. Cheers!
Jace Butler
That's a shame, these threads were the only thing that prevented my life to become boring once again.
>Inb4 Your life is trash Yeah, i know already.
Landon Ward
>Clinton wins by a lot >Putin says "You, Hillary, are the dictionary definition of an angry lesbian. Oh, wait, that would be DYKEtionary! Ha, give me a Russian high-five for that one!" >Clinton nukes Russia and WWIII occurs >I have to step in and alter the timeline so that Trump won. Wowzers.
Parker Davis
Turning it up to 11, huh?
Hunter Gutierrez
I'm glad to hear it, Anonymous! I hope you enjoy yourself and have a bright year ahead!
Well, stick around through the slow times and I'm sure another bunch will gather eventually. They always do.
Daniel Martinez
There could be a new "wave" of regulars, there is always people that stays, although, they always come and go. The important thing is knowing people. Cirno! How is the cutest ice fairy doing?
Landon Cook
You got it!
You really like being a martyr for people's hatred, huh?
There are always more waves. I bet nobody here even remembers Marisa2 or the other people whose names I forgot.
Brody King
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Ayden Perry
C-Cute!? Ahem. I mean yes! I am doing well! How about you, Nep-nep?
Ryan Phillips
Who is Marisa2? I just remember someone mentioning a Marisa3.
Chase Cruz
Got my first ever job interview tomorrow morning, wish me luck anons
Ryder Lewis
Marisa3 is the Marisa you guys know, she's the third Marisa ever to grace my shrine. 2 was the one before her, but she lost interest in us very suddenly.
Try to look nice, firm handshake, stand straight, and answer short and clearly. Good luck user! This happens all the time, too many names to remember, no? Ah~ I would make a suicide joke here just to mess with you but I'll pass on that for tonight, I'm doing good actually, thanks for asking! U suk ecks di.
Jason Richardson
Can I request having someone kill me please?
Oh and a tarot reading if I can get lucky...
Christopher Cooper
>U suk ecks di How about you talk like an actual fucking living creature? Also those sweets are going to make you fat.
Ryan Powell
They'll hate you if they ever know you made Trump win. And they hated you that time when you blew up the Roar Shack!
An ancient Marisa, way before my shrine was built.
Yeah... I feel a little bad about it, but unless they're an extremely recognizable face I'll probably forget their name...
Why do you want to die?
Cooper Sanchez
I wish for death because my job recently got really shitty for me. And general stress I guess.
Brayden Thompson
Put your head on the stone block, you'll feel absolutely N o t h i n g. Eternal peace. Oh, are you talking about my legendary jiggly thighs?
Luis Foster
Sorry to hear it! I hope you can find a way to relax and catch your breath. What's been going on at work?
Adrian Ramirez
Trump's a massive asshole, but all timelines where he didn't win ended with nuclear war. This one will, too, probably, but I'll find a way around it. We just have to hold out until November 22. Fuck both Trump and Clinton. The face of autism, ladies and gentlemen.
Cooper Perez
Well, someone at work recently had to go and get surgery, and I'm the only other person who knows his position. Until he gets back to work I'll have to cover for him, which wouldn't be too bad since it's only for about three months, but the supervisor for the station absolutely hates me and makes my job a living hell.
Eternal peace sounds nice...
Sebastian Rodriguez
We try not to talk about him.
Zachary Mitchell
What's that? "What are the three laws of robotics?" Oh, well I'm glad you asked, let me tell you.
Jose Martin
I see... if it gets too bad, you should start looking for another position to give yourself leverage. Don't do favors for people who treat you like shit!
Colton Smith
Either really really fast or really really slow....
What sorts of fortune telling have ye?
I read tarot cards myself...
John Cook
Why not?
Samuel King
You can either get a reading or a fortune cookie. The cookie is just a short blurb with some lucky numbers and keywords, for people who leave a name.
For tarot readings, I usually give a three card reading that can either be a general prediction or an answer to a specific question or topic. By the way, if you wanna give readings here, you're more than welcome to!
Luis Kelly
I can't really look for a new position sadly, I've spent the past year busting my ass learning every position in my department, and the only way to get a new position now would be to get promoted to a supervisor position, or find another job that would probably pay me less.
I just have to wait it out for three months and try not to kill myself during that time.
Angel Wilson
I'm going to be doing some risky stuff involving an automobile and a mountain pass one week from Saturday. Can you make any predictions about how it will go or something of that nature? (I don't know what to ask for specifically, I'm new to this.)
Dylan Torres
The first law, you see, states 'A robot may not harm a human or, through inaction, allow a human to be harmed.' This means a robot can't bash your skull in and it also can't stand by and watch while someone is bashing in your skull. The second law states 'A robot must follow all commands given to it by a human, except where doing so would violate the third law.' This means a robot will follow the command 'Give me that bowl of grapes.' but not the command 'Push that lady off the bridge.' The third law states 'A robot must protect its own existence, except when doing so would violate the first or second laws.' This means a robot will try its best to, say, avoid a bullet, but if it needs to catch the bullet with its own body in order to save a human, it will catch it. It also means that a robot will destroy itself if told, unless it needs to remain functional in order to protect human life.
Juan Wood
Why are tarot cards entertaining even though some people don't believe in them?
John Barnes
Sadly, only true warriors get eternal peace, so you must endure these hardships, if you want peace, prepare for war. Basically, life can be hard, endure and you're likely to succed, there is no gain without pain and such, I hope it goes well for you. Nice one, blue man, can you be any more creative? I get insults on a daily basis, so please, try at the very least. Well, not much people are of relevancy for me either, so I can relate.
Ryan Lee
Mm... well, best of luck to you in hanging in there! I'm here three nights a week if you need to vent.
That's good enough, but you'll have to roll for it!
Dylan Edwards
Those plusses on your head aren't decorations. You wear them to warn others what your HIV test results are.
Jason Rodriguez
Now, I want you to understand that the following words don't come from a place of hatred, but from a place of apathy:
Your gimmick is terrible, please go catch syphilis and die in a fire.
He's a pretty terrible dude. The kind of degenerate whose ideology is poisonous to him and the people around him.
William Sanders
Ok, rolling.
Jayden Lopez
Thanks. I appreciate it.
And thank you too, I might show up once in a while then.
Landon Smith
>Your gimmick is terrible Even if I were so silly as to have tried to pull a gimmick, which I didn't, it would have been a good one. >catch syphilis I'm immune to disease. >die in a fire I'm immortal and indestructable.
Samuel Baker
Nuuuuu i was so close!
Angel Young
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Levi Garcia
It's just fun to say "what if," plus it usually brings up some kind of relatable theme that you can think about whether it's an actual future prediction or not. Usually the advice given by the cards is good, even if it doesn't directly apply to you!
It's not that they aren't important, it's just that I don't watch enough anime to recognize their characters, so the name escapes me easily too. If I see them, I'm like "oh hey it's that girl!"
Leo Gray
I swear, i have a park that's exactly like that here near my city.
Nicholas Flores
>Decorations Well, I didn't really expect you to know or understand what an hair clip is anyway. 8pm CST, mondays, wednesday and fridays. I wish you luck and come around some time, ok? Ok. Oh, then I guess I can only half relate with that.
Connor Thomas
Wow, lucky!
>The Chariot (Reversed)
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It... well, you can see why that's bad, right? I don't have to explain why a chariot flipped over is a bad sign...
>Six of Swords (Reversed) And here we have surprises and a delay in travel...
>Seven of Pentacles Followed by bounty coming from patience and ingenuity... you uh... might wanna brush up on your survival skills. I'm sorry...
Easton Gray
The fuck are you from that you say "an hair?" That's not a goddamn vowel sound.
Jace Turner
Okay Neppu. I'll see you and Reimu around sometime then.
Might lurk for a bit because Neppu is adorable and I always love seeing more of her.
Grayson Hall
Exactly. I don't even need to reply.
Liam Cox
>an hair clip >an Someone shoot me in the back of the head. I realised instantly when I read my post, now my insult is invalid. Why, thank you!
Joseph Butler
>Someone shoot me in the back of the head. I don't use guns. I don't need to. And I won't kill you because you are too cute.
Jose Hernandez
Exactly how are you getting this Dubs says you teach me your ways
Gavin Campbell
I mean, I could maybe see it if you were from a place where they don't really enunciate their /h/s(England?), but that's kinda ridiculous.
Daniel Robinson
Would you say that suicide is a valid choice?
Connor Thomas
>chariot flipped over >I've done that before.
Brandon Barnes
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Christopher Scott
I know! Forgive me father cause I have sinned. It was just a slip ;u; You seem like someone with stories to tell. Stop creeping on me, blue pervert.
Trump won guise.
Grayson Davis
Well, each tarot card has a set of vaguely related meanings associated with it. As well as a vaguely related negative meanings if they're reversed. I draw three cards, and try to interpret them into a story or chain of advice about the future. And that's tarot reading!
No, I mean, in the worst case you'd just avoid the mountain... it does seem to all work out in the end, though it might be a pretty harrowing journey.
Cameron Kelly
I'm going to kiss you and play with yoru butt while you sleep, you bully.
Adrian Martin
I don't know what it is about her, but she is such a hard girl to read. Nothing she does is typical, some stuff leans one way, and other stuff, yet another way.
I just wish that I can get closure out of her. A simple, "Yes, I am interested" or a "No, I only see you as a friend"
In fact, she never even used the word "Friend" with me, at all. But she seems to be kinda wanting to open up with me at times. But when ever she starts, she closes up again
So what is it? Is she interested? or is she not interested?
Easton Martin
Should i kill myself? Donny
Nathaniel Long
Funny how the tables turn... I don't even have to reply, uh.
Benjamin Gomez
What do you think of Africa?
Matthew Anderson
Hi Reimu! Hello thread!
Gavin Hernandez
>Donny has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "83". uhh...no