I was chewing on this box of nerds, to get the flavor out and shit like that, but I swallowed reflexively and it's stuck in my throat. I can still breathe, but very shallow, rapid breaths. Is there anything I can do? Going to a doctor is my last resort.
I was chewing on this box of nerds, to get the flavor out and shit like that...
are you actually retarded
throw it up?
I've tried. Gagging won't work, it's lodged in there. I can't reach my fingers that far down either, and there's nobody around who can give me the heimlich
Doctor you dumbass.
If you're going to be a retard, have you tried making yourself throw up?
You're fuck ed. Got see a doctor.
Op swallowed a nerd. Fag
Eat another box. The extra box will turn it into a bigger object that you can swallow.
Eat more nerds.
you can give yourself heimlich with a chair, look it up
EAT BREAD AND WASH IT DOWN
Auto-heimlich with a chair.
It's made of cardboard and paper, right? It'll turn into slime with enough liquid and time. Might want to test that theory with a Nerds box which is outside of your throat, first.
Also, stop chewing on Nerds boxes.
OP if you were going to die from this, you would be dead already. Boil some water and eat some bread, and relax. You are probably anxious about having a foreign object in the throat, which can make the feeling more intense. Drink the hot water, eat a piece of bread, and try to forget about it. If within an hour, you still have the feeling, trying swallowing hard a few times. You really don't need to see a doctor if you can still breathe.
Yet you have time to shitpost here.
Include me in the screencap
BasicallyADoctor is a faggot.
Get a small stick and use it to push the cardboard to your stomach with head back similar to a sword swallower's technique
Thanks user
> chewing on a box
Natural selection at work
Holy shit
It's fake, you turd.
Dumbass.
Strawberry is the worst flavor of nerds.