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occult edition
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first for the first metalhead
what does /metal/ think of the most underrated sabbath album?
Gla..
Post metal like Inter Arma, i.e. that's music about survival, culture and heroism but portrayed in a brutal and harsh way (no power mettul or symphoshit).
>nu-male metal
i don't have any sorry
The perfect opportunity to post the nu-male chart and you missed it
Gorguts.
evil as fuck
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show me a metal track more sinister than this
>implying it's ever too late
>this will still get at least 8 replies
have one (You)
is there any black metal riffs with motörhead vocals though?
Name one of those albums that has lyrics as positive as Inter Arma's.
What the fuck is so great about sodom?
They were to Germany what Bathory was to Scandinavia.
it feels good i guess
What is THE most satanic album ever made?
Amplifier Worship
they're pretty fun, and their album covers are cool
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>Band name starts with "The"
Apator - Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
kek
>band is nu-male metal
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Alright, so what's everyone's opinion on battle jackets in general?
>album cover is grateful dead
>band name is verb the noun
The fan version of selling out.
You're a walking billboard, a blatant consumer, a cultural prostitute.
post your favourite nu male metal that isnt on the chart
Thats a rare varg that I didnt have. Please accept mine for payoff
Its nu-male
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They can be great or shitty depending on how someone has theirs laid out.
Would feel weird seeing one out in public but at a concert I think they're fitting for the environment.
>saving Varg "the self-defensive lamp" Vikernes reaction images on your hard drive
>calling others nu-male
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Oh no, you triggered me!
This band is the living definition of nu-male.
seems about right idgi
Are there any groove metal albums out there that are actually good? I think I have found good albums from all styles of metal except groove metal. That genre just seems to be completely unsalvageable. In other words, is there any groove metal that isn't just "mediocre thrash metal trying to be super cool, badass and hardcore", because that's how I'd describe literally every single groove metal album I've ever heard.
>inb4 someone unironically recommends Pantera
No, they're not good.
i don't really that they don't take themselves seriously or about their politics, their music is good and luke hoskin is a top tier guitar player.
Sacred Reich
Demolition Hammer's Time Bomb, although listening to their previous two kinda makes it shittier
providence
Why is Rust in Peace there
Varg (Burzum) influenced TONS of nu-male atmoshit bands, and Burzum shirts are literally nu-male core fashion
>SODOM
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post bands with consistent releases
hardmode: no motörhead
am i supposed to say this band's name like an asian saying godzilla in engrish?
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of all the good metal people in this thread consider "nu-male" you pick THAT boring ass album?
1) blue denim and black leather are the only acceptable materials and colours. Jackets are good, vests are fine.
2) Don't fucking flood the thing. Get a nice back patch and then start putting some patches of bands you really like on the torso, starting from the chest pockets going down. Some patches at the bottom of the rear underneath the back patch is acceptable.
3) dont leave a ton of space between patches and do it unplanned or it will look like crap, like this
all nu-male metal is boring
Are you retarded
Gotta go with Grave Digger.
here's mine
what is some non-numale metal that isn't arghoslent, sodom, bolt thrower, or motorhead
That is painful to look at
>my little ponies
>anti-nazi symbol
>pokeballs
good taste, except for Dust Bolt
i hope those antifa and pony patches are ironic
>Metallica
Cringe
boi if u dont
the vast majority of metal isn't nu-male metal you fuckwit
i bet you just happen to be a nu-male that recognizes his taste in the chart
>"hey that's pretty ni-"
>pony
>pokemon
bands that only have one release
>won't post any bands because he knows someone will call them nu-male metal
everyone in this thread probably likes a few of those albums, it's just another /metal/ b8 chart with a bunch of albums enjoyed by dilettantes and a few albums widely praised by the metal community sprinkled in
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>it's an autists calling eachother nu-male thread
>it's another day in the cave bottom
>he takes nu-maleposting seriously
it's just more of the same ironic shitposting that killed this thread
I just wanted recs
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HUH
WOW
does black metal have to be unriff dissoshit mixed with a few stadium metal riffs to be considered "orthodox" or can shit like pic related be considered orthodox?
Haven't used mine in years, I'm too beta and would be ashamed to go in public with it, but it would feel bad to jsut put it in the bag an wear it just in the gig.
i like them/think they're cool
>would be ashamed to go in public with it
as everyone should be
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orthodox bm isn't actually a thing
Good album
Quality album
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Perfect virginity armour
Ok album
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>Gin has a track about fucking your wife in a burning bed after setting your children on fire
How can you even put that in a joke chart about getting cucked?
we're trying to make the word nu-male utterly meaningless through parody.
It became meaningless within the first week of use
You don't need to, Sup Forums did that within like 3 hours.
Huh, did something happen?
it does have a meaning, it's you two cucks.
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I thought I had seen how terrible taste could get. Once again, I am proven wrong.
Why is x and y there????
no, they just abused the word to the point where its definition lost all meaning
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really made me think
strawpoll.me
Allright faggots
>obvious fetishist parading as joke
i actually like Qulielfi too
>Who is striborg?
I like em, but i'd only wear one to a concert or where other metalheads are gathered. Being the only guy in a room with a battle jacket is just plain sad.