Would Tormund have won a fair fight against Small Jon Umber?

Would Tormund have won a fair fight against Small Jon Umber?

He was getting his face smashed in until the battle horn from the Vale knights stopped Smalljon

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he's not a small guy

ramseys bitch was slumming it until the very end. he would've gotten rocked 1 on 1.

>house Umber
>wears umber colored clothes
BRAVO GEORGE

Book Smalljon would probably beat Tormund. Show Smalljon was a traitorous Boltoncuck who killed his rightful lord just to score some brownie points with a psychopathic moron. He made his bed and died like a dog, the way he deserved.

I was waiting the whole time for Smalljon to turn on Ramsay. Would have been a better way to end the battle than "lol cavalry is here at the perfect time".

Wouldnt you wanna be on the (seemingly) winning side?

Tormund Gianstbane

GIANSTBANE

HE WAS BORN FOR THIS

GIANT
BANE

BIG
BANE
BIG
GUY
WOOOOOAH

If my participation determines who wins, I don't give a flying fuck about joining whichever side seems to be winning at the time

For you.

having the north turn on Ramsay would make for a much cooler plot twist, having Sansa be retarded and call her boytoy Littlefinger in the last hour was boring

Yea, D&D assassinated that character.
Maybe if it was still Roose, I could understand. If you're gonna be bad or dishonorable, you have to at least be smart. Ramsay was neither of those things and show Smalljon apparently wasn't either. If I saw my commander shooting down his own cavalry, I don't think I'd be fighting for him. He didn't have to get Rickon killed either.

yes yes giant bane big bang big guy HOWEVER

What will happen to the Umber and Kastark houses after this?

For you

Jon will execute Karstark, but he'll keep the houses around to help fight against the Night's King. They need the north united again to stand a chance.

Probably nothing? Jon wants a United 7 Kingdoms, probably shouldnt slaughter the remaining lords if he wanted that

killed by the little bear lady

As in single combat? Probably not, wildlings are ferocious but not particularly known for their skill in fighting. A clash of armies? Also probably not the poor attempt at humor showed that thormund doesn't know much about tactics and why would he there aren't many battles north of the wall. Also the wildlings equipment is inferior to southern steel.

>poor attempt at humor

It was funny

yeah I peed my pants laffing

small jon umber was a trained soldier of a house family, nearly a northern knight

vs

an untrained wildling whos good at being a caveman and is good guy not afraid of nothing

umber all day

>thormund doesn't know much about colloquialisms south of the wall
Fixed.

Everything is so dumb about this show its fucking ridiculous.

this is the biggest problem for me with Sup Forums and /got/. You guys come up with such better story lines then the fuckers who actually get paid to write this shit.

You probably peed your pants cuz you're 12 you faggo

>Littlefinger
>Not CIA

Tormund beat Ser Allesier Thorne 1on1

He was never spoken of as being notably good at combat, though.

Hadn't Tormund already been injured by the time they started fighting? I recall him being slashed when trying to pull down one of the shield holders.

did they take this picture on purpose?

Never seen photoshopped images, have you?

wtf is this?

No it was on accident

>Umber sigil in the books is a giant breaking free of his chains

>umber sigil in the show is just a chain

What did they mean by this?

>he didn't see the shirtless Ramsey meme

D&D can't even remember what they're doing with characters. I guess Bran must have fucked with the time continuum and now he can only shoots arrows.

>still wearing his watch

BRAVO D&D

It means they are Bolton cucks
Also that fucking get

that he's not a big guy

haha, he forgot to take off his watch

They don't care anymore.

And the normies still like this trash that airs.

Everyone is praising the last episode while we can all agree that its trash.

Anyone ever stop to think about how based Greatjon was? Remember when he threatened to take his army and go home if he didn't get to lead the vanguard (up until Greywind bites off his fingers)? That's the same job Tywin gave Tyrion and the mountain clans in their offscreen Season 1 battle, because the van tends to take the heaviest casualties. It isn't quite a suicide mission, but it's serious business.

And Greatjon was demanding that job. And you know he wasn't going to lead from the back.

>Hadn't Tormund already been injured by the time they started fighting?

ding ding ding

we have a winnaaaa

...

I think it means the Umbers themselves are the giants who are breaking free. Umbers are all genetic freaks in the books.

the power stance
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>Tormund had been fighting since the beginning of the battle, Smalldong hadn't done shit
>Tormund had already been stabbed, Smalldong hadn't done shit
>Tormund still won, but retards claim "hurr durr Smalldong should have won"

Tormund was already exhausted and injured. If they met on the battlefield solo, it could go either way but I think Tormund would wreck Small Jon's shit.

The hands are shooped in from the TDKR plane opening.

Well Smalldong was winning but got distracted. Then Tormond stabbed him with a dishonable hidden weapon.

>his lords don't use portable sundials

He means because the Umber sigil is a giant.

hes small in different ways...

There is no reason you couldn't have posted this in the general.

sounds like a might good question for the fucking GoT general thread.

theres no honor when you're fighting on a crowd of people and you're literally face to face about to kiss with your adversary

Why the fuck would the Umbers side with the fucking Boltons?

W I N N I N G

Woulsnr you?

WHO OWNS THE NORTH

WE DO

SHOW ME

idk mate, but seems to me when you lose a fight by getting your throat bitten out you likely fucking suck and deserved it.

Greatjon was 6'6"

Smalljon's a stringy 6'1" manlet.

Wait, the Smalljon isn't dead in the show? I thought he was just some random guy that was supposed to be an Umber.

The Smalljon would have slapped Tormunds shit into next week.