Would Tormund have won a fair fight against Small Jon Umber?
He was getting his face smashed in until the battle horn from the Vale knights stopped Smalljon
Would Tormund have won a fair fight against Small Jon Umber?
He was getting his face smashed in until the battle horn from the Vale knights stopped Smalljon
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he's not a small guy
ramseys bitch was slumming it until the very end. he would've gotten rocked 1 on 1.
>house Umber
>wears umber colored clothes
BRAVO GEORGE
Book Smalljon would probably beat Tormund. Show Smalljon was a traitorous Boltoncuck who killed his rightful lord just to score some brownie points with a psychopathic moron. He made his bed and died like a dog, the way he deserved.
I was waiting the whole time for Smalljon to turn on Ramsay. Would have been a better way to end the battle than "lol cavalry is here at the perfect time".
Wouldnt you wanna be on the (seemingly) winning side?
Tormund Gianstbane
GIANSTBANE
HE WAS BORN FOR THIS
GIANT
BANE
BIG
BANE
BIG
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WOOOOOAH
If my participation determines who wins, I don't give a flying fuck about joining whichever side seems to be winning at the time
For you.
having the north turn on Ramsay would make for a much cooler plot twist, having Sansa be retarded and call her boytoy Littlefinger in the last hour was boring
Yea, D&D assassinated that character.
Maybe if it was still Roose, I could understand. If you're gonna be bad or dishonorable, you have to at least be smart. Ramsay was neither of those things and show Smalljon apparently wasn't either. If I saw my commander shooting down his own cavalry, I don't think I'd be fighting for him. He didn't have to get Rickon killed either.
yes yes giant bane big bang big guy HOWEVER
What will happen to the Umber and Kastark houses after this?
For you
Jon will execute Karstark, but he'll keep the houses around to help fight against the Night's King. They need the north united again to stand a chance.
Probably nothing? Jon wants a United 7 Kingdoms, probably shouldnt slaughter the remaining lords if he wanted that
killed by the little bear lady
As in single combat? Probably not, wildlings are ferocious but not particularly known for their skill in fighting. A clash of armies? Also probably not the poor attempt at humor showed that thormund doesn't know much about tactics and why would he there aren't many battles north of the wall. Also the wildlings equipment is inferior to southern steel.
>poor attempt at humor
It was funny
yeah I peed my pants laffing
small jon umber was a trained soldier of a house family, nearly a northern knight
vs
an untrained wildling whos good at being a caveman and is good guy not afraid of nothing
umber all day
>thormund doesn't know much about colloquialisms south of the wall
Fixed.
Everything is so dumb about this show its fucking ridiculous.
this is the biggest problem for me with Sup Forums and /got/. You guys come up with such better story lines then the fuckers who actually get paid to write this shit.
You probably peed your pants cuz you're 12 you faggo
>Littlefinger
>Not CIA
Tormund beat Ser Allesier Thorne 1on1
He was never spoken of as being notably good at combat, though.
Hadn't Tormund already been injured by the time they started fighting? I recall him being slashed when trying to pull down one of the shield holders.
did they take this picture on purpose?
Never seen photoshopped images, have you?
wtf is this?
No it was on accident
>Umber sigil in the books is a giant breaking free of his chains
>umber sigil in the show is just a chain
What did they mean by this?
>he didn't see the shirtless Ramsey meme
D&D can't even remember what they're doing with characters. I guess Bran must have fucked with the time continuum and now he can only shoots arrows.
>still wearing his watch
BRAVO D&D
It means they are Bolton cucks
Also that fucking get
that he's not a big guy
haha, he forgot to take off his watch
They don't care anymore.
And the normies still like this trash that airs.
Everyone is praising the last episode while we can all agree that its trash.
Anyone ever stop to think about how based Greatjon was? Remember when he threatened to take his army and go home if he didn't get to lead the vanguard (up until Greywind bites off his fingers)? That's the same job Tywin gave Tyrion and the mountain clans in their offscreen Season 1 battle, because the van tends to take the heaviest casualties. It isn't quite a suicide mission, but it's serious business.
And Greatjon was demanding that job. And you know he wasn't going to lead from the back.
>Hadn't Tormund already been injured by the time they started fighting?
ding ding ding
we have a winnaaaa
...
I think it means the Umbers themselves are the giants who are breaking free. Umbers are all genetic freaks in the books.
the power stance
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>Tormund had been fighting since the beginning of the battle, Smalldong hadn't done shit
>Tormund had already been stabbed, Smalldong hadn't done shit
>Tormund still won, but retards claim "hurr durr Smalldong should have won"
Tormund was already exhausted and injured. If they met on the battlefield solo, it could go either way but I think Tormund would wreck Small Jon's shit.
The hands are shooped in from the TDKR plane opening.
Well Smalldong was winning but got distracted. Then Tormond stabbed him with a dishonable hidden weapon.
>his lords don't use portable sundials
He means because the Umber sigil is a giant.
hes small in different ways...
There is no reason you couldn't have posted this in the general.
sounds like a might good question for the fucking GoT general thread.
theres no honor when you're fighting on a crowd of people and you're literally face to face about to kiss with your adversary
Why the fuck would the Umbers side with the fucking Boltons?
W I N N I N G
Woulsnr you?
WHO OWNS THE NORTH
WE DO
SHOW ME
idk mate, but seems to me when you lose a fight by getting your throat bitten out you likely fucking suck and deserved it.
Greatjon was 6'6"
Smalljon's a stringy 6'1" manlet.
Wait, the Smalljon isn't dead in the show? I thought he was just some random guy that was supposed to be an Umber.
The Smalljon would have slapped Tormunds shit into next week.