Sup Sup Forums, russian here

Sup Sup Forums, russian here.
We here are really excited about your new president. As for me, I thought Clinton would get it, but I'm glad it's not her.
So, maybe we can finally become buddies now?

indian here, yeah sure we can be friends.

thanks for all the missiles and planes btw. iou

'Merica here.

I'd totally be down for a nice friendship with our old buddy Russia.

Let's make the whole world great again!

Obama, from the day one, looked like he's counting days to get out of the White House. Trump looks like he was born for it

Whereabouts ?

Anyone scared that Trump might get assassinated quite fast?

heres hoping.

Ещё один дебил, который думает, что Трамп что-то поменяет.

Yet another ameri-fag here, same as the previous one can't wait for our nations to become buddies again sorry for the dumb nigger in the whitehouse who has strained such relations

Can we trade guns again :3

Hello, French here. I can't wait to see Russia and USA becoming closer, and I'd be happy to be friendly with both when we are out of NATO.

Congratulations USA, you fucked the whole star system and cultural left journalists and politicians in the world.

Thanks for stopping by, great to hear from our Russian allies now that we've swept the garbage out of office.

I'm sure we'll have much to talk about in the coming months and years and we look forward to repairing relations that a few of our idiot officials did a stellar job of fucking up. How's the weather over there?

Youre welcome =3

Can we get a shirtless pic before you go please Mr. Putin?

fuck yeah more siberian/slavic bitches on the way send em over comrade

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wowowowowow damn

Ditto, this whole BS about starting ww3 or another cold war has got to end.

No.

Because it'll make him JKF 2.0. The great man who could've made America great again

Yeah we need Russian women, we fucked up and ruined our own with libtardism

Wow! Post more

Can we form an alliance and just fuck the hell out of China already?

i dont really like trump but i seriously fucking hate hillary so god bless

Just curious. If he gets assassinated, does hillerymon automatically win or what? How does is work in freedumland

Vice president gets in the oval room.

I think his running mate, Mike Pence would follow him up.

Dutchfag here. Very excited about ww3 being cancelled. You Russians and Americans should drop by in Amsterdam to drink and smoke some good weed.

heyyy guys. cant wait to see you guys drop atomic bombs everywhere and help us accomplish our holy mission

Love, ISIS

looking forward to it

Then Russians will fuck over another country, and the whole cycle will start all over again.

calm down guys. im pretty sure mr trump was joking when he said that he is being friendly with the devil putin.

GET READY TO SELL US YOUR GUNS YOU DIRTY SLAV
I WANT $99 SKSs AGAIN

Floridafag from the US basking under the new God Emperor Trump and the first thing im looking forward to is making friends with Russia. Putin is a badass leader and Russia would make an amazing friend. Bring Russia and the US together!

checkt, i r8 8/8

I don't think people here realize how many human rights violations and other shit like that Russia has. Remember all of those refugees everyone is so pissed about? They're trying to escape the Russian bombers constantly flying over Syria. If Trump makes friends with Russia, I'll have a hard time seeing that as anything less than him backing down.

Agreed

naive
t. russian

So when will Russia and US start nuking the rest of the world?

Most people here don't understand geopolitics to any more advanced level than facebook timeline posts, and even those who do think these conversations are a joke just post non-serious garbage.

Even considering what a shithole Russia is and how opposed their ideology is to that of the US, what do they even have to offer as an ally to the US that they can't get elsewhere for cheaper or better quality ?

And yes, Trump will back down in front of Russian threats, and that way Russia can consolidate their position while the US is weakened. Russia is the full winner in that situation, while the US gain nothing. No wonder the Kremlin trolls are so eager to support such an alliance.

>what do they even have to offer
Don't get nuked while Russia is in it's own things in Middle East with ISIS and allies. Crimea, too.

Really honestly, all the us will get is no more threat of nukes from Russia, but that's really just the US submitting to their bluff rather than calling it

another russian here, here is my russian gf

Wait, isn't Sup Forums banned in Russia yet?
Other porn sites are.

Hi from Poland.

As if that US weren't threating everyone with war the last 2 decades if you do something they don't like because the USSR was gone and US never imagines someone would stop them or toppling their influence like China and Russia united.

Is she available?

French here, i'am sharing the same feeling OP

no sorry, I am not a cuck

>don't get nuked
Yes, because Russians really plan on being integrally wiped out for a war in Syria. You just fell for the bluff you dummy.

So why are you advertising her?

because I am crazy like Mel Gibson

Beautiful conflict. It is the design of humanity, the instrument of the zeniths. I beseech the populace; continue to spread the dogma of subjugation, thou need not agency nor thought anymore. Conflict is your reason to live, the reason you wake up and go to sleep. The reason to eat and dream. You live for conflict. The price of living is your children, to indoctrinate their mind for more warriors of the great news. The glorious design of predestination, conflict is your messiah. -Gospel of War: Conflict

My holy warriors of chaos, your fighting is not unnoticed nor unappreciated. You are truly the most devout generation since our rule. This endless conflict is truly glorious. We have lead the world astutely for this purpose. It is only through Conflict you can be saved. Continue on, fight and argue. Never be wrong. Always be right. Stand for Justice, apprehend the criminals. The cycle of destruction is humanity. To create; only to destroy. That is living. That is death

American here. I agree that there is absolutely no need for a conflict with Russia.

AmeriBurger here.
One question for Rossiya.

Если Трампа начинает войну с Китаем, что будет делать Россия?

Маняврировать.

>Маняврировать.

Я не понимаю. Сожалею.

Ничего, будет выражать deep concern и молиться, чтобы не втянули. С Китаем мы воевать не можем, у нас сухопутная граница.

Can you teach us how to make piroshkis?

Мы можем использовать ядерное и биологическое оружие на Китай. Нам нужно будет сделать это против их населения. Это приемлемо?

Sure, we can be friends. As long as you stop rushing B.

Fuck off cyka.

No.

Это мем. От слова "маневрировать" (to maneuver) и "Маня" (a common nickname of prison faggots).

>Мы можем использовать ядерное и биологическое оружие на Китай.
Не можете. Если даже забыть про международное сообщество, то как только вы сделаете это, Китай будет вправе ответить тем же, и начать полномасштабную войну, а она не нужна никому, особенно либтардам в Америке. Вообще, возможности Америки ограничены локальным конфликтом в океане.

Россия лучший интерес Евразийский союз. Трамп будет идти на войну с Китаем. Американцы не остановится, пока мир не кровоточит сухой.

Fuck you alcoholic snownigger, Trump will fill your asses with nukes. I'll shit on Moskow ruins in brotherhood of steel armor.
America is going to be great again and fucking red ass communists are going to suck Uncle Sam's dick again too.

Next year Trump wipes off ISIS from the face of Earth.
Russia is next.
Good times are comming.
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL FUCKING SLAVS DIE

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>Это мем. От слова "маневрировать" (to maneuver) и "Маня" (a common nickname of prison faggots).

I'm glad our email hacks were of great help in the end.

Also we have part financed many of Trump's deals around the world indirectly so he knows he can't try the funny stuff with us!

Today is a good day.

and this is why i love Sup Forums

Only if you go kill muslims for us

>Это мем. От слова "маневрировать" (to maneuver) и "Маня" (a common nickname of prison faggots).

Спасибо. Ясность помогает мне.
Я надеюсь на лучшее будущее, но не имеют веры в Америке, или Трампом.

also russia here

its good to know that US wont interfere anymore, donald seems like a good man

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Who needs russians anyway? They are only good as manure for cemeteries. Their best women are all in Europe now and anyways the most beautiful girls are Italian, Sweden and Czech.
I hope Trump as a good republican will at last PUSH THE BUTTON and end that miserable slavshit exsistance.

> Today is gonna be a good day

Aaaa aye see

Donald seems like republican. Watch it communists!

russia is not communist that was a long time

But lots of interests in european countries, and donald seems like he will be friendly and not make trouble for whats going to happen

Be quiet, he is friendly

Shitty skills of an author of the picture proves him to be a fucking russian alcoholic. Fuck off with your sweet dreams, we're great again. Kiss our shoes, you fucking pig.

Russia and USA?

ис вис ве бирф оф а нью лангуаж?

Communists, not communists. Who cares if it is a wasteland over there?
Fuck off, Ivan. Get your emergency bunker ready. Our missiles are setting up.

rude baby

If US and RU buddy up can we take out the Chinks and Norks together?

What a miserable russian chicken.

Come to San Francisco for some down-home hospitality

Dont forget to bring your woman and your laptop