Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

What should I do on my very last day of highschool?

Regards,
Ausfag

>18
>inb4 underage b&

Just walk away, man.

Fuck your dog

What I did was buy 5,000 bouncy balls and unleashed them in the hallways with a friend.

They ended up banning me from prom lol

feel like i should do something commemorative?

i've already gone to prom so i can't get banned for anything. keep the suggestions coming

Dubs has spoken
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Make Columbine look like a fucking joke.

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this. op australia needs a good old fashioned school massacre.

you have to fuck your dog, he got dubs fair and square.

There's nothing to commemorate my dude. All your friends? You probably wont be talking or hanging out with them in about five years. Life is just about to begin and it's going to be hectic from here on out. Enjoy the moment.

op do what i did;
in our school the way you would get your
ketchup is by going up to these big gallon
things, then pumping it. me and two other
amigos put laxative in the ketchup, it was
fucking lit

STREAK THROUGH THE HALLS!

i gave a teacher a weed brownie

What if he doesn't have a dog? Does he just fuck someone else's dog?

OP fyou HAve to ufcka YOu r Dog RIGHT N)OW I gogot Fuucking DIIUBS OkK!!!!1Q!

no, youre 18 and receive sex offender charges

bs

I guess so.

Lady bugs M8. You get a shit ton for like 20 - 50 quid. Fucking unleash them throughout the school. Shit will be cash

These are for serving suggestion only

* smear shit under every single doorhandle in the place
* pool in the mattress...
* 3 pigs numbered A B Z...
* supersoaker filled with a water/tabasco mix (or any mix you wish)
* weld lockers shut
* perishable goods in hard to reach places
* microwave stupid shit
* thank your teachers for putting up with your gay ugly ass
* drill holes in copper pipes
* wires linking the two phases in powerpoints (in equipment that gets turned on by teachers)
* print out threads from Sup Forums and stick them up everywhere
* block toilets and flush
* undo all toilet stall doors, hide doors
* draw on windows with permanent markers

seriously, I came up with this shit in a few minutes. Get off your lazy ass and do something nigger.

yes, we did that with crickets

Tell your crush you like her.

Man the fuck up

UA B&

he already did this, meaning he probably isnt at school anymore
> reading comprehension is not your strong point

wut

lurk more newfag

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aussie schools dont usually have cafeterias nigger.

>thank your teachers before you electrocute them and start a fire.

Heart of gold.

Hack your highschool
Don't pussy out either

safety testing the RCDs bitch. doing them a favor.
> thinking it will electrocute somebody

guilty as charged, anyways any of you care to let me know?

stop posting faggot.

LURK MORE

shit boy, ok then put crickets in the vents, or throw miracle grow everywhere

>unable to dull edge

Don't quit your day job.

>can't get banned for anything
What about walking in your graduation?

Do you even understand how an rcd works?

nah

This.

NO I WANT THE SECRET OF 4CHIN IN A ONE PARAGRAPH SUMMARY PLZ LOL SO RANDUM.

Run through the hall like Naruto!

Jokes on you user, I bet he does not have a day job

Mate your a fucking Aussie. Just rock up in the 90's Holden Ute smoking roll your own cigs with a slab of VBs and slam them back ya cunt

kill yourself

>no one liked me after highschool, so everyone must be like that.

Haha, you guys just suck.

Text me pictures of your pretty little cocks ? 0408 979 262

prank Dr. Crabblesnitch

You'll see.

This kills the spooder

Shoot it up?

You think youll be friends with the same people even after 3 years? Youre delusional, kid.

>friends with the same people even after 3 years
30 years later, im still in contact with my primary school friends. YOU are SAD, kid

A younger sibling would also be acceptable

Dumbass. Its been 8 years since High school and Im still in contact with my friends.

Or a dying relative

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Put literal shit on the roof.
Oil the door handles.
Tampons in the gas tank.
Go to the pet store and mass buy crickets.

Oi mate I just did muck up day a few weeks back for my school and they had banned fucking EVERYTHING so for a week leading up to it our whole year level planned a big fuck up.

We went to school like normal everyone in uniform acting normal. Recess comes: everything is normal. Cunts are playing fucking 8 square, everything is in it's right place. From the teachers POV everything is good and they've won. Lunch comes, first few minutes normal. Kids running around, canteen lively, cunts playing 8 square, etc.

Suddenely, AIRHORNS AND SCREAMING cunts running around wearing dresses girls wearing guys' uniform flour bombing students and milk and silly string. Target the canteen and fuck up everyone inside. Everyone is pretty much fucked up their uniform either wearing a dress (like me) or ripped and modified their uniform. Few of my mates were part of the 10% boring cunts that did nothing, stood around and watched and said "ahhaha thats fun oh nah better not do anything though" bunch of fucking pussies dogging the boys and the year level. Teachers are rampant running amok and eventually we all get to the oval and jump the fence and run to a nearby park. Drinks and have a piss up. Shit was mad, fucking fun. Barely anyone gets in trouble cause teachers are softcunts who want to only target particular kids (notable troublemakers) and need evidence that they threw flour or milk or ran through the school more than once. Next day we have graduation and all the teachers are nice to me hahaha. Fuckers.


Was a fucking mad day we showed them, overall it was 10/10 would do it again cunt.

Is there an age limit to this shit you goat fucker!

shoot it up

>Cement in the toilets
>liquid shit in places like door handles, door frames, etc.
>fish in someone's locker and weld it shut
>Applejuice IEDs (look it up)
>dead animal carcassus in lockers
>oil on locks
>oil on door knobs
>liquid ass and pour it somewhere public
>piss jizz balloons
>semen urine oil in watergun
>print out notes on classrooms saying "Mr Peters' 3&4 math class moved to room C2" or whatever and then wait as class comes to C2 and spray them and bomb them
>wear a hoodie and mask to conceal identity
>smoke bombs everywhere
>sparklers
>fireworks

Don't bitch it cunt

Do what I did - basically just attend like any other day, and then leave and do nothing of significance with your life.

Might not be for you though, if you do the whole feeling ashamed or guilty thing.

school finished 7 weeks ago. if you were in year 12 youd be periodically going to school, only for exams

>fucker is underage

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