"Hi , could you please rub some lotion on my back ? "

"Hi , could you please rub some lotion on my back ? "

what do ?

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but it's cloudy, you don't need any lotion.

you stupid shit

I would rub it on her back, work it around her sides and ribcage, and then ever so slightly brush my hands on her underboob.

can i rub the lotion on your tits too ?

*unzips dick*
sure thing sweetie.

how the fuck did she have such a huge boobs for such a young age

i'd kill for that boobs

Make her scrambled eggs. Tell her, "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."

>tfw no girlfriend

fpbp

i'd kill for those english

checkem

Do it.
Not cum my pants because I can touch a woman without it being sexual.

Do you have any STDs?

no

>tell her to lie down
>wow, the lid on this is really tight, gimme a sec i cant seem to get it off
>Ah there we go
>hey this lotion is so warm
>yeah guess it was sitting out in the sun for a while
>Why does it smell like ajax
>dont worry about it, happy to help, bye.

Sure, just lay down on your stomach.

I'll warm it up, should be ready in about 20 to 24 seconds.

hivemind

"Excuse me? I'm not someone you can just walk over to and asked to be fucked by, disrespectful CUNT"

>y-you too

sure but you have to pay me 50 dollars for that

then I might consider rubbing some lotion.

"Yeah sure"

I'd kill for those dubs

#Hillary4POTUS

fucking jew cunt

>"y-yeah can I take your order."

sure. would you be my girlfriend ?

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>"h-yeah girl, haha.., totally sure. Ive never had a girlfriend before, wanna be my first? we can watch anime together, and stuff. Wait what did you ask me to do?"

I could rub my cum all over her body

"just your back? we don't want your cervix to get sunburned, do we?"

>Rub lotion
>Be respectful and take no advantages
>Leave her to sunbathe in peace
>Next 10 years she sees a string of Chads who use her and leave her a broken mess
>She remembers that one awkward guy with the kinda cute face and his soft, respectful hands
>Spends 6 months searching me out online
>Comes to my door
>A-user, I... I've never f-forgotten you...
>Think back to that moment on the beach
>See this slightly broken beauty willing to give herself to me
>Say "sorry, I thought you were delivering my pizza"
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away

...

>and walk right into her

dayumm boobs

put the lotion in the fuckin basket

grab her by the pussy

>grab her right in the pussy

Found the new guy

do you have a boyfriend ?

tits are shop

bigger than your mom's tits

medicore snarky face makes me wanna dickslap her

Those undertits

youve got a zipper on your dick?

Rape that bitch. Noone around anyway.

you don't?

Hey look it's the newfag

no just one small hole

might wanna see a doctor then

put a baby in her and run away.

> yes
> she turns around
> i have a wank and come in 3 seconds because girl irl
> rub rub rub

I see... Trump haven't deported all the niggers yet.

Hahahaha.. you read my mind!

Kek

Silence of the ants

do you like big black cock ? i happen to have one

rub lotion on her back, what are you, deaf?

forty keks

Grab her by the pussy

Sure thing, let me get that lotion for you
>masturbate furiously with an open hand aside

alright, i guees