ITT: we list out health problems

ITT: we list out health problems.
>Multiple super hemorrhoids (itch not hurt but they gush blood alot )
>Choke on anything when I inhale
>ibs (super constipation with tons of mucus)
>inner thigh sores full of pus and blood
>horrible teeth (fever as infant made my back teeth have no enamel)
>I puke every few days in the morning or night around 9 am and pm
>huge moobs (part I'm fat and part risperdol. Big before and huge after risperdol)
>terrible knees (they dislocate to the side and pop back in with crazy pain every now and then)
>botched root canal
minor back problems
>weird dish soap/sanitizer fluid warts on my hands (painful as fuck)
>tiny dick (dont know if that counts or not

Dude you need to quit eating wheat (gluten), and possibly corn and dairy. Go start paleo diet.

Your digestion / joints / skin conditions will disappear.

Fucking do it NOW.

nothing that i think is immediately dangerous but ill share
>chest hurts when i get anxious/stressed
>shake when i lift things
>have a headache 70-80% of the time
>random pains in my arms/legs/feet/everywhere

>coughing nothing for as long as I can remember
>have allergies to 6 different types of grass
>constantly have zits on face, not many BUT ALL THE TIME
>itchy asshole from time to time (yes I wash it completely every day)

- used to pee in bed til I was like 15
- gay thoughts and things happening through life
- eyes puff when i smoke weed
- my throat easily irritates

Meth is killing you.

>nearsighted
>take testosterone medically
>ADHD
>high blood pressure

i'm incredibly depressed like all the time and it's really hard to motivate myself to do things.

heroin addict
really depressed because heroin addict

why dont you try rehab?

>Type 1 diabetes (not fat kind)
>Anxiety disorder
>High blood pressure
>Carpel Tunnel

and only 35 yo

> MDD/Severe clinical depression
> Severe social phobia
> General Anxiety, panic attacks
> Occassional hallucinations, delusions.
> Aspergers
> bad Asthma
> fat worthless fuck

I used to pull a lot of my hair out but I think that's the Anxiety contributing to it. I get migraines a lot too. I feel sick and tired a lot of the time, I don't have much appetite even but I just eat if it's there because it's something to do/focus on, it's disgusting,

I actually did do that. There was heroin at the fucking rehab. I left, not paying that kinda money for shit tier rehab-quality dope.

>Baby face
>underweight

That's it you faggots. I'm only 18 maybe I'll collect more as I age

I feel like all of those health problems area result of you being a worthless fatbody

Oh yeah forgot to mention I'm 5'6" too. Not a medical illness but should be

Also SSRI withdrawals are being a pain in the ass at the minute and I can't move my head without feeling like I'm getting an electric shock to my brain.

I've got all of you beat faggots

>I started going bald at the age of 15

>Hyperhydrosis
>Horribly slow metabolic rate
>Anxiety
>Inability to socialise
>Throwing up every week or 2
>Insomnia
>Poor eyesight

I beat you, I have a head full of hair but I'm and I barely can grow body hair, other than my head. Not even my face

Also am really pale

>alcoholic + general drug problem, nothing in particular really, just v hard to say no ever. demon drink is the worst
>good dicc but sometimes/often can't get it up which is very bad because i somehow do quite well with women. should probably nofap
>fucking scabies infection i can't shift
>i get spots in my bumcrack
>hurts when i piss sometimes even though i've been checked and don't have a disease
>have a twitch which i can control but sometimes gets the better of me
>shit ~5 times a day which makes my arsehole hurt and i don't even have a bad diet
>always feel depressed but don't even think it's real just that i'm a sadboy

damn son. feel ya

>18
>5'6"
>underweight
>pale
>babyface
>feel anemic all the time
>I want a man to fuck me

>overweight
>short sighted
>astigmatism
>mild psoriasis

I thought dislocating my hip was bad, you motherfuckers have lists of problems
>hip dislocation resulting In losing all my tendons and ligaments, sharp pain 24/7 and still working
I'm 18 btw and smoke weed before and after work for pain relief, life's good compared to you fucks.

Don't worry man, I think the bald look looks pretty badass. Runs in my family too, don't let it get you down.

Just get small golden hoop earrings, and boom you're a Badass bald guy, also tight shirts and muscles look good with that

>i hold in my stress until eventually i have a stress-related seizure
>yellow teeth even though i brush 3 times a day and floss
>5.5" peaner
>i randomly get nauseous at night sometimes even though there's nothing harming my body
>intense fear of vomiting. like, i'd rather shoot my foot with a 20-gauge than throw up.
>asthma
>i haven't wiped since preschool and my butthole is as clean as ever

Other than the anemia, my life is pretty kickass. But hey we're 18

What's anemia? Is that like blood related or something?

Had a good laugh mate ty

Iron deficiency I think,
I'm so I think it has something to do with the underweightness

*Cracks knuckles*
> Get hives whenever I'm sick, sucks I have to get a special steroid cream that needs a script and doctors never believe it's that bad and tell me to take an antihistamine.
> huge layers of dead skin on my feet, rotting smells like shit
> My Jaw sometimes gets stuck when I'm eating and makes this horrible poping sound every time I chew ruins eating for me
> Hacking cough because I'm a smoker
> Sometimes get panic attacks right before I go to sleep Causes me to look tired all the time
> Alcoholic so kidney/liver function is fucked
>My back left tooth hurts like a bitch because it's got a fat polyp on it and I don't even know if it ever finished coming through
> My foreskin is uncomfortablly tight and it looks like my dick is wearing a belt when I retract it
> space between my leg and ballsack painfully sweaty most days
> I keep taking hard titty shits and I split my ass a tiny bit now it wont heal and there is blood after a lot of poops.

Eccacly the same, is your heart allways going fast too?

Yea, I feel bad for you though, are you always fatigued like they say you get when you have it? I couldn't imagine being tired 24/7

It seems minor, but Hyperhydrosis affects your whole life in a social way, sweating uncontrollably all day, hair soaking wet when you arrive st work and when you're in meetings.....

Seriously if you do have a headache that often get an MRI. It's possible for it to be a brain tumor.

Yeah essentially, but hey life isn't too bad I just power through it

how in the hell arent you dead yet?

I wear a lot of long sleeve clothes and they're comfy, since I'm always cold

>eczema on feet
>lipoma in arm
>one lazy eye

Kill yourself.

OP Check out the Starch Solution

OP here. Oh shit so shitting more than 5 times a day is bad? I crap mucus like 10 times a day maybe why thats why my asshole has hems

>shit five times a day
Are they like babyshits or... how much are you eating. Tell me about an average bowel movement.

I have eczema on my hands... and I play piano

A N A L F I S S U R E

yeah for the arse thing just chill out on eating flesh all the time. get some fibre in u son.

the rest is beyond me

Have you ever tried using sativas(weed strain)? I'm an indica user for heavy pain(for my hip obviously) but I heard sativas were a more subtle yet energizing strain for stuff like anemia.

shut up veganfag

I use stimulants

Holy fuck are you 86 or something

balding, sweaty hands, get tired easily. Cant really complain desu

Thankyou user, I have been eating a lot of BBQ food lately

> itchy as fuck hemeroids that bleed on the slightest touch

> cavity filling came out, hole in tooth

> tooth cracked around the edge of the hole and is worse. no pain and not noticeable to anyone so fuck it

Oh shit do you get so overwhelmed you fall to the floor jerking your body randomly while screaming gibberish?

Have you ever thought of trying sativas for a change? I could imagine using stimulants sucks ass right? Besides it helping your case.

ITT: Hypercondriacs

No I've never tried I might look into it... thanks.

Yeah stimulants kill my appetite and that's the last thing I need lol

Well hey bro, I can say it works for me, whose to say it wouldn't help you, also if thats the case, I would recommend a Sativa dominate hybrid, like 70 percent sativa and 30 percent Indica, the Indica will help restore your appetite bro.

vegetarian and eat fairly well but i love crisps and that.
my morning turd is mighty and the rest are kinda small/middling splatterers. rarely fully solid
it'd probably be a normal amount of shit every day but i just always need to crap.
when i was taking codeine and heroin lots my dumps were pleasant af and it was all sweet but i don't think self medicating my crazy bowels with smack is a good idea
my mum has IBS and takes extra fibre so maybe i should start that. it's just a bit expensive.
so many people have a problem with shitting in public toilets but whenever i see one i clock it and bless because i know in an hour or so i'm gonna be in there

gout
sciatica
heel spurs
high blood sugar
high cholesterol

I've been diagnosed with everything I listed by multiple doctors.

Also if you don't like smoking, I would recommend trying korova edibles, they have unrivaled potency and they taste amazing, you'll feel the relief in like 10-15 minutes of you eat it on an empty stomach

Thank you

Gout

Which basically means I can't eat fucking anything worthwhile or I get excruciating pain.

Oh, yeah and an enlarged prostate which means that after the pill I take at bedtime wears off (5:00 AMish) I have to urinate about every 45 minutes, so morning sleep is always fucked.

Fiber is shit. I chugged gallons of fiber for for few weeks and was so plugged up I gained 16 lbs in shit. When It was over i filled the entire toilet bowl and then some. Fuck off you fucking fuck that was absolutely horrible.

goutbros, fuck yeah!
I can't take allupurinol because it makes my legs super fucking itchy.

Jesus fuck man. How do you keep going? I'm guessing extensive mental health issues too (risperidone)

Skin disease which is painful as fuck

I want to kill all bad people if you count that as a mental issue. But honestly I didn't think it was that bad. I thought all people had problems like this till people told me they didn't

Social care worker here. If you are determined to find one that works for you, you will. Look into Therapeutic Community programs. Possibly with a methadone withdrawal unit. Average 70-80% success rate.

How long you been on the gear/ what you using a day?

Asthma
Arthritis
Hallucinations adio and visual
Manic depression
Extream Anxiety
Dislocated knee
Tmj
Shin splints
Acid reflux
Just turned 21 have had most problems since 15

Fucking hyperhydrosis. Out of everything that's wrong with me this takes the biscuits. Fucks everything. All the time. Tried botox for my forehead but it didn't work. Constantly soaking through clothes. Fucking is a complete mess. Fucksake

nope, i just bury my stress pretty deep then worry about it later

My doctor wouldn't even consider giving me allupurinol. Said to just monitor my diet.

So, in a silver lining moment, I got a medical marijuana card (from as different doctor).

Preach Sup Forumsrother Preach

Ideal weight/height. Eat well. Happy. Healthy. Good income. Happy wife/child. doing well. Just paid off my house and bought a BMW X5 to crlebrate.

oh sweet brother i feel you

i get savage face sweats but nothing major on the body. i'm not even a ham

at university whenever i'd get off my bike and go to a lecture i'd be dripping for 10 mins

also when i had to speak or something i'd break out - not even scared of public speaking, pretty confident but knowing i'm gunna sweat out makes it less pleasant

this is why i like autumn and winter best. also some of my friends love warm rooms when all i wanna do is open that window wide

weirdly don't mind getting juicy when i'm banging though. i fucc a decent amount and tbh if you please your lady they don't care

TIPS

>try not to get stressed over it. it'll literally only make it worse
>don't wipe up too much - only when it gets really bad. idk if yours peaks after a change in temp and then you acclimatise like me but yeah, quicker if you don't keep wiping up. i guess let the sweat do its job

i feel you though. it's hellish and so embarrassing

>Type 1 Diabetes
>Mild Epilepsy
>Nearsighted (if that even counts)

also

damn man sorry to hear about all that

I always pack two shirts wherever i go and talcum powder/deoderant mix. Fml over active sweat glands

>cant do basic maths without help of my fingers, for shit like 4+3 ill be counting using my fingers like a retarded 5 year old
>speak 2 languages but not fluent in either
>if im driving and im told to turn left ill go right
>cant eat around people i dont know, well i can but it feels awkward
>im not the sharpest tool in the shed

I wouldn't consider that a particularly bad thing user. Still though, that all sound super fucking hectic mate

>Nearsighted
>One of my vertebrae is so pushed in my xiphoid bone below my sternum sticks out
>My knees are made out of glass and pop like theyre being dislocated every so often

That dish soap warts thing is dysphoric eczema and it's stress induced. mild steroid cream will clear it right up .05 or .1% should do it. as long as the fluid is clear and they look like random blisters that weep that's what you have.

Oh my god your life must be like, totally so hard and stuff
I can't believe how like so depressed you are like, oh my god, how do you like, live

Chronic migraines

Nah they are solid bumps with tiny pinholes going down into my fingers and hands. No fluid at all