Reminder that the Stark line is legally extinct, just like the Martell line

Reminder that the Stark line is legally extinct, just like the Martell line.

Jon's father is a Targaryen. If he has children, they will be Targaryens.

Rickon is dead. He was the last hope.

Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections and can't continue the Stark line.

The children of Sansa and Arya will belong to their fathers' houses.

There was no point in putting up these banners.

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>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections and can't continue the Stark line.
you do realize that cripples like bran can still use their wee wees right?

100% chance that Meera's into that

No one cares, nerd.

>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections
It's like you don't know any cripples. You can milk them just like any other guy.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You forgot icy dick benjen.

>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections and can't continue the Stark line.
that's not how cripples work

There is no reason you couldn't have posted this in the general.

These are medieval times, I doubt anyone thinks to reproduce by milking semen

Sworn to the Night's Watch

>100% chance that Meera's into that
go on...

Stephen hawking can fuck

>implying Sansa won't force her husband to take her name and peg him daily except on their rare child-making nights

>Jon's father is a Targaryen. If he has children, they will be Targaryens.

How? There's no one who can give convincing proof that Jon is a Targaryen, any claim he made to the name would be rejected without compelling proof. Same for his kids.

bran will time travel n fucc someone n the past n u will find out that the hound is actually a secret stark

cap this

You might be retarded user. Delete your post because you and the rest of your retard friends are going to be laughed off Sup Forums next week.

Varys will pull some proof out of his ass

Bolton line is dead too.

hound = type of dog = dogs desend from wolves = starks are wolves

OH
MY
GOd

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Then Winterfell should have gone to the Karstarks.

>legally

You're aware Jon isn't a Targaryen officially, right?

I think they've figured out how babies are made you fucking spoon.

There's dialogue dedicated to it.

>not the Mormonts

Yes but I don't think they've figured out artificial insemination

Karstarks are supposed to be the most closely related by blood

>Jon's father is a Targaryen. If he has children, they will be Targaryens.

Exceptions are made all the time for noble houses.

If what you're saying is True, house stark would have gone extinct when the stark daughter of Brandon was impregnated by Bael the Bard. She had a son. And guess what. It was a wildling bastard, but he went on to become the Lord of Winterfell etc etc

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Not really. Jon said in Dance that in reality the Karstarks have no more Stark blood than any other noble northern house.

Is that Meera?

>what is matrilineal marriage

Don't watch the show, has the end of the Baratheon line been commented on at all?

Looks like the blue haired broad from Scott Pilgrim.

this

also, fuck off with jon targaryen reddit shit.

The Baratheon line hasn't ended m8. The good King Tommen Baratheon still rules

Nope. Literally unaddressed. No idea who is in charge of their holdings now.

>Bran wargs into his penis
>furiously fucks Meera
>Star line continues

It's like you don't even watch the show.

Jon being a Targ is literally older than Sup Forums and reddit and probably you.

There's a general

Lore wise, all noble northern house are related to the Stark, 8000 years of political mariage is something.

>Jon being a Targ is literally older than Sup Forums

Actually, yeah. By like a decade

>implying anything matters since Red Wedding
there are no rules

>not recognizing MEW
What happened to this board?

Reminder that the victors make the rules. Sansa and Arya and stronk women and will keep their name, their husbands will adopts theirs and their children will be Starks.

Why doesn't Bran warg into himself to make his legs work?

But basically all of the houses except Arryn are without kids at this point.

Also: who is Bran?

I did recognize her, just never bothered to remember her name.

>Jon's father is a Targaryen

His father is Benjen

So is the Umbers

>Martells are extinct
>Starks are extinct
>Baratheons are extinct
>Targaryens are extinct (only survivor is a woman)

Lannisters are next, right?

I don't know about the books but on the show they're setting it up for Sansa and Arya to be fucking Jon.

>Jaime is sworn to the Kingsguard and can't have children under all the laws of Westeros and has given up all claim to Casterly Rock
>Tyrion is a secret Targ.

Only a matter of time

Jaime is now the Lord of Casterly Rock, he was kicked out of the Kingsguard so his vows no longer apply.

Lannisters have zillions of cousins and uncles and stuff (99% off screen). Their house is fine

Ah yeah I forgot about that horseshit

>Lannisters
The main line maybe, but there's like a thousands of cousins in the lore.

Ever heard of Howland Reed??

I'm sure that realistically this applies to the other major houses as well.

>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections

You're cock is meat sock that fills up with blood, not a muscle you moron.

I know. That's why I said it.

I also believe it's a realistic possibility that Jon being a Targ is an older fan theory than many posters on this board right now.

>No idea who is in charge of their holdings now.

You mean besides the crown?

>Tyrion is a secret Targ.
End this meme

casterly rock belongs to his uncle now, inheritance is passed down not up and jaime was kingsguard when his father died

Not really. The family trees are all outlined in the books. It's been years since I read them, so don't hold me to it, but I believe the Starks, Arryns, Targaryans, and Baratheons are basically just what we see up front.

Bran, at least in the books, does not have a working penis.

In one of his inner monologues Ned says that Bran will "never lay with a woman"

Then why wasn't Stannis sitting own Iron Throne at the end of season one? Sons come before brothers.

is Ned a doctor?

Where does this meme of bran not being able to use his penis come from?


And before the autists quote Ned's line about it from book 1 when he was in Kings landing, let me ask you this, how the fuck would he know? Did master aemon try jerking unconscious prepubescent bran off to see if he could ejaculate and decide to share his findings in a letter to Ned?

Many paraplegics can still get hard and cum

I think I prefer that Tyrion is the only non targ in that family, and that the twins are rape babbies

No, but I assume Maester Luwin has the medieval fantasy land equivalent of medical training and told Ned as much.

I don't understand why people take this quote at face value. He's clearly just reflecting on brans situation and is thinking the worst. There's no way he could possibly know that for sure.

Littlefinger will give us the proof this sunday, from Aemon Targaryon who is all Jon would need to prove legitimacy.

It's such an outlandish claim I doubt most will deny it especially when he claims to be Lyannas son.

By aemon I obviously meant luwin fml

It's like you didn't even watch the last episode you sad sap.

But Robert had no legitimate sons, silly.

>The children of Sansa and Arya will belong to their fathers' houses.

Legit question: what if the father is a lowborn without a house?

>YFW the Baratheon is dead in terms of genetics

yeah this.
all through medieval history some bastard or adopted son would become the heir.
Its how medieval houses renewed themselves.

Please god let the show lead up to Sansa and Arya fucking Jon.

In history, they created a new house (rarely) or used the mother house.

House Stark is of the great houses. Unless they marry into an equal or greater house, IE, Greyjoy, Tyrel, ect, there husbands will change there name to Stark. I think they talked about it in the books with House Greenhorn, correct me if im wrong, Ramsey's first wife was Lady Greenhorn I think.

>Babies come from jizz
>Oh no how do I shove this jizz into a vagina??

Clearly you're not an M.D.

Ehh, Gendry will try claim the throne by right of conquest, which would then allow him to legitimize himself.

Does he even know he is Robert's bastard in the show? I remember in the book he almost fucked his half sister.

>House Stark escapes Westeros and sails west to Westereros.
>Westeros is destroyed by Others
>The incestuous Stark family conquers Westereros using packs of mighty direwolves
It'll be like pottery

After Melisandre stuck a leech on his dick to get his blood? Yeah, I think he knows.

Melis told him.

as much a targ as edric is a baratheon you fags

how the fuck would he know? when bran got crippled, he was too young to get an erection anyways.

and its not like the pee is gonna NOT come out of his dick just cause he can't feel anything.

Fuck that, Podrick will ride into town on a naked Brienne, in pure valyrian steel armor to claim the Bastard's throne.

This thread and the op have an IQ of room temperature. Bran can still produce heirs and probably will with meera. And if he doesn't then arya or sansas kids have claim and would take the greater houses name (stark).

>too young to get an erection
wut

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>too young to get an erection anyways.

Even fetuses get erections you mong

It's very likely that Rhaegar and Lyanna were married

whether or not that marriage is seen as legitimate is another story

>too young to get an erection
Not really

But

>too young to ejaculate
Most likely

>whether or not that marriage is seen as legitimate is another story

it isnt, theres no proof they were married, theres no proof the faith approved it, theres no proof jon is legitimate even if there is proof he is rhaegar and lyannas kid

hes a dirty bastard and he will NEVER hold the titles and lands that you little fags want him to

Sure, de facto, but de sure they're descended from the Starks patrilinearly.

I can't even begin to imagine how hairy her snatch is

>Even fetuses get erections

So all baby boys are motherfucking rapists. They have had their hard dicks inside their mothers and didn't get mom's consent. Don't tell Sup Forums about this.

Male and female fraternal twins are known to engage in penetrative intercourse in the uterus.

>never lay with a woman

He can still jerk off and use a medieval turkey baster to transfer the goods.