Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
I thought you froze to death!
Last thing I remember you posting was you were gathering wood for winter.
Here
Mine are full of energy a lot of the time, especially when someone gets home. They go nuts when someone opens the garage door with all of their barking
カラミチーマス
Threads fast
Tomo
I am chill.
Smug tomo
Not.
You Know
Get a puppy. It's never the dog breed, it's the owner.
Pitbulls are thick skulled, loving, and think they're lap dogs.
Yes, but only if instilled from a young age. I use more fierce prodding and sharp jabs with a knee or elbow, not enough to harm but enough to snap his mind out of misbehaving. If he really messes up I hokd his snout closed and force him on his back. If he comes at me again I do the same. When i say hes a turd, hes a complete turd.
Yeah. He decided the fastest way out of the house was to go through the bedroom windows a few times at my other brothers old place.
Alright/waifu/ i am a sleepy juvia and it is time for bed. Talk to you all tomorrow
>no life
>juvia claimed
still here
and
the wood doesnt need to be stacked to use it
what makes you think that
You seem more stressed about my homework than I am tho.
This thread is fake
Get in there
Heres the staff cross
Someone wanna update me on any replies to me? I was asking about Suu or Momo but the thread wasn't getting along with my phone's Sup Forums reader app
Oh yeah mine gets pretty excited when someone comes in from the doors, unfortuealty tho he's old so if he gets TOO excited which he does.. he gets asthma
I know that, like I said I came from the hood so obviously everyone there are very very shit owners hence my terrible experiences with most guard dogs
I suppose physical force is needed to show dominance, I never really had the heart to smack a dog
Open windows, or screened in?
I've lost a few screens before.
96 hours is not alot.
Checked.
I'm not, was just messing around and it got lost in text.
Cute doge
Suu best girl
I'm just exaggerating.
Neither. Obviously neither girl captivated you enough. You don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you.
Read and watch more manga and anime.
sup nigga
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Ah, ok.
96 hours is a good amount of time tho. I'm pretty damn sure that I can write a 4 page essay in 4 days.
Oh hey, thought you died
Fixed windows. Just straight through.
I hate myself for needing to do it. I really do. It shouldnt be needed.
A necessary evil, otherwise we might as well be beta cat owners that cat owns us
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die
It's not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see you out and about it's such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
well yeah it would be rather weird if i did die that way since i dont go anywhere really
hello fish
If my dog misbehaves I wrestle them down, pin them on their back and put my hand on their neck until they relax.
Thumbs beat teeth for utility.
Sucks man. Bad owners give Pitts bad names.
Yeah probably. I remember having to do a ten page, left it to last minute. Didn't sleep that night. Failed anyway.
Rip window.
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Ouch. That sounds like nightmare material.
we don't die nigga we multiply. so whats good cuz? how you livin.
Disgusting shit covered paws
Shit sucks, ah well
Same shit, different day
Hiawatha didn't bother too much
'Bout Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch
Till she took him to the silver stream
Then she whispered words like he had never heard
That made him all shudder inside when she said
Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man
Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can
Wig-wam bam, wanna make you understand
Try a little touch, try a little too much
Just try a little wig-wam bam
Doesnt make me hate it less.
Oh the pit never misbehaves. He doesnt care that babies kick hin repeatedly in the face. The shep is the one I have to discipline. Not to mention that when I had to mow the lawns he had to be locked inside. Constantly grabbing and lifting the front of the mower while it was running.
Reason I failed?
Teacher said she over heard how I said I did it all the night before. Means I didn't care enough.
The collie shepherd doesn't even bark, he just whimpers really loud
He'll learn when his snout gets cut off.
>Mizore
BITCH JUST GRADE MY PAPER YOU SLUT. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MAKE THE PAPER LESS FINISHED.
True
Chihuahuas are known for constent barking, luckly ours don't bark randomly at nothing, its pretty rare to the point my mom thinks it's a spirit wondering
Hi
what is this? a fucking dog thread now.
bitchass niggas
hi
Yeah. I failed english because of that, had to go to summer school to graduate. Which cost like 200 bucks, which covered a years worth of material, that I did in 2 weeks, passed with an 86, which was bumped to a 60 since I failed the actual course. Yay school, it's so fair. Learning doesn't matter here.
>Mfw
Hi
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Yo You
That's always good. Mine are super territorial
In other news, FUCK SHACO
Wait wait wait.
You had an 86 and they dropped it to a 60 because you failed?
What?
your school stuff going well?
The hell is a shac-
>googles it
Fucking LoL nerd
He is fucking cancer and I hate his guts
Rip him a new one
Dan Racoonsling
Speaking of cancer
I can't. He got a rework and is stupid powerful.
If you were Top/Bot, did you pink?
If you were jungle did you counter jungle non stop?
If you were mid, you really just had to be ready with flash and escapes constantly, so if you were immobile you lost that hands down.
Yes you heard that right. I scored an 86 doing the entire years course, in 2 weeks out of the 2 months we were given, and they bumped me down to the bare minimum since I failed the class before, aka a 60.
Makes so much sense doesn't it?
Is Bungie in charge of balancing?
Sounds like a for profit school tactic to get more money.
I mean, that straight up sounds illegal too.
yeah i know
it was pasta the whole time :(
it's fine
They don't have pink wards anymore
Even worse, it's Riot
He didnt learn the first 5 times I tried to teach him. I doubt losing a snout would change a thing.
Have you seen the new Kha? Have you seen all the new assassins?
thx
Heya Yuuki, what have you been up to?
What was pasta?
YOUSORO
My dinner
Getting my ass kicked in LoL, you?
Yeah, they're all broken
I don't know. All I know is it sucks.
>No pinks
W-Waaah?
Is their something new? Why we're they removed? Is oracles back?
Pain is a good motivator.
>FOUR OF A KIND
>WITH FOURS
THOSE ARE SOME NICE DIGITS
They have these new wards that disable the effects of stealth and everything, but I'm still figuring them out. The problem is I'm tryndamere
Can't be worse to what bungie has done to my favourite handcannon in Destiny
>The Last Word
>Exotic perk grants extra accuracy and damage to hitfiring
>Its been glitch for a very very long time where the perk procs even during ADS
>Year 2 later finally patch it into the hipfiring weapon its suppose to be
>Hue hue its still too powerful cause casual babbies cry about people actually using it correctly
>take off the bonus damage part and nerf HEAVILY on range
>its shit mid range and do a 180 on stability, basically making you ADS the weapon again to use effecively
that's really fkn cute
admiring your digits
and playing omega ruby, training a breloom at the moment
good not sure what to talk about fish
Quads confirm. Yeah, Khas ulti evolved is now way too powerful.
>I enjoy stealthing from brush to brush and resetting my ulti without using it
Not when the dog has gone through 2 years of choker chain obedience and no visible improvement on walks.
You're damn right
>Kha'Zix
Fuck those changes and especially new duskblade on him
Damn, why do they break all the good stuff
Getting Sun/Moon?
They're team is shaco, kat, kha, jhin, and mf
You're damn cute
Yeah, a little broke at the moment but next payslip should come through in time to get it by release, I'm hyped
No (you)
Cause they're gay and they like men
Just watch this video of the orginal raid exotic weapon in vanilla destiny
Note - TTK is a little faster than Halo's
At least you'll be able to get it. I'm getting Moon
I miss the extra damage. I dont miss the 0 cooldown on Q.
Rip you guys. Should have gone Garen.
Damn that's strong
Yeah..I just love tryndamere too much
Dude you have no idea how much suffering the original raid was in vanilla destiny
>legendary weapons were actually rare
>go in to the raid with blue "rare"s
>That fusion rifle you see is in hard mode
But my god the fucking armor and weapons were rewarding AS FUCK buuuut of course bungie felt the need to make them irrelevent in Year 2 cause M-Muh weapon diversion! cause it had elemental primaries which made PvE and cakewalk.. It doesnt help the fact the original raid weapons actually HAS damn good perks to it, meanwhile newer raids were shitty perks thats only relevent slightly to said raids and PvE became bulletsponges because we didnt have element primaries to wipe their shields easily..PLUS there was HARDLY any diversity in weapons as they wanted, we LITERALLY used the same kind of vender weapons that was the only viable PvE weapon and of course lets not forget the META in PvP. So.. weapon diversity MY ASS
/rant
If not Garen then Illaoi.
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Comfy music. Post it.
Honestly we didn't have a tank.
Hi Syndra
Enjoy your aids
No u
How's it going?
youtu.be
Eh, pretty good I guess.
Procrastinating on a 4 page essay. Getting kinda tired, might be heading to bed soon.
Yourself?
Woke up too late because my alarm didint go off.
Now sitting outside class and waiting for the next one.
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!
youtube.com
Night night
Ouch. My alarm failed me once and I missed work. Luckily it was a slow day, but my co-workers were not impressed with my reason. Ever since then I always set both my clock and phone to go off near the same time.
Hope you didn't miss class, and have a good day. I think I'm gonna go crash.
Goodnight /waifu/
Goodnight
Well, i did.
Goodnight.
Oh no, that sucks. Good night for real this time!
I knew things were just going way too well. I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GUNNA HAPPEN!
???
Ill bite
Under steer + Pole = imgur.com
I'm not as bummed as I thought I'd be, but... I don't really know what to do now. Do I fix it? Try to part it out? Just kinda lost, and can't really get insurance involved...
sometimes i wonder what a good meme really is