Sup Forums motivate me to get a girlfriend

Sup Forums motivate me to get a girlfriend
because it's way to easy to just work, eat, play games and jerk off to porn.
and frankly it feels better than when I had a girlfriend.

But I know it's destructive behavior

Just do it faggot

Fucking your gf makes you feel like a man, not like the self-conscious fuck you are.
On top of that, you benefit a lot:
-Meals worth eating without going to a restaurant, also NO WORK CLEANING UP THE MESS AFTER COOKING OR EATING, which is fucking amazing
-Someone to do the sensitive shit that you suck at
-Sex
-Reputation depending on how good gf looks, dont be a fucking faggot and get an ugly gf

>gf has to work too so extra income
>gf cooks the food for you
>gf is player 2 for games
>you get someone to take over the jerking off portion for you (now you can rest that hand of yours)

life always felt that way for me too but when you find a girl that can do the 3 out of the 4 things above for you then its all worth it.

get an asian gf most of them are raised to always take care of there husband or worship them lol. Thats why I married a korean.

There is NO reason to get a gf. After all, it is 2016.

Don't need more money, eat chicken+veggies most of my meals, don't like multiplayer, the rest is good.


No friends, so no reputation bonus. Sex has always been a source of anxiety. Cum in 30 seconds even after a year with a girl and using a condom. Every time it was so humiliating.

Hey op did Sup Forums every find the rest of this set

dont get a gf, just get sidehoes player.
if they try to be your gf just cut them off and get another chick, or you can keep the hope alive and just fuck her, and other hoes.

I'm white, we don't have that ability.

Alright so:
>someone to clean up after you
>have some variety in your meals
>now you get a spectator for your games she can cheer you on or jack you off while you play
>she can help spend the money that you claim you don't need more of.

hows those options lol

^that

Mgtow op . Ur doing it right . It gets boring fucking the same girl as she gets older and fater and more controlling and manipulative !i stay single

Those things only happen if she has the balls in the relationship, and the guy isnt being a MAN-ager of his bitch and the relationship.

I do not care about getting GF at all
I can cook for myself, I can clean my stuff, for companionship I have dog, for sex I can order proffesional

GFs are overrated

You actually pay for pussy?
you pay for a woman to fake like you?
why dont you be a professional and have her pay for dick?

I pay for access to her hole, not for her to like me you idiot
I do not give a 2 fucks if she likes me or not

Then why the fuck are you asking Sup Forums to motivate you for a gf.
Lets start with that one? considering you answer here

totally agree OP can just fuck off now..

theres too much free pussy out here to spend money on prostitutes. all it takes is a little time, plus the more time you put in the better you get.

pay for it and work on getting it free..
why not work on both..

Cook ya meal when old fag became

I am different poster you mongoloid

Too bad pussy is always attached to rest of women

Get yourself the right girl and she won't give a shit about blowing after a few pumps. I was like that with mine for aaaages. She was happy enough that she could get me off so quickly. Makes her feel sexy. And we make it even by me giving her a back rub.
That smooth skin bro. Nice smell. Waking up next to some tits every day. Her sleeping in fuck all and walking around the house in her bra and knickers. All good bud.

Just become a pimp and have the pussy pay you lol

That was not OP. That was some guy a comma away from fucking his dog.

I am

>destructive behavior
I don't see why. Maybe try having friends first, maybe even some female friends.

>a comma away from fucking his dog
That was funny even if that makes fun of me.

If you want GF, go for it
if you do not want GF, go for it
If you need Sup Forums to tell you why you should get GF, kill yourself. Different hoes give different bonuses.

He is saying that not having gf and basically 1st post is destructive behaviour

> female friends.
I have many. Guess what, they all want free shit, whether it is attention, gifts, my time, or my expertise on various subjects. Sometimes I help them, sometimes not, but only reward I recieved so far are candies and chocolates. No kisses or oral.

If you want to get a GF OP you should get a GF, not a female friend, those are unrelated, although you can make FF into GF, you cannot change her back

It's destructive in that I'd like to have a family some day but with every day that passes women seem less real to me. It's been 8 years since I had that girlfriend and I've talked to like 3 girls since then. It has to be unhealthy to live like this, even if I could do it for the rest of my life with only a feeling in the back of my mind that I've missed out on a lot in life.

i use female friends as pawns to get other girls, especially if they're HOT. Pussy begets Pussy

>seeing relationships in investments and rewards
ok...

yeah, that's part of why I recently accepted that gf's can be okay and was open for a relationship. I was even so lucky to actually have a girl fall in love with me. I had been single all of my life, had some short relationships but mostly bullshit. Now 27 and I can say it's pretty great. Just don't take it all so seriously, see it as an addition to your already good life that can make it even better, not as the end all be all your existence. I'm not planning to marry or even live together at least not for a long time, it's good the way it is and I'm having a lot of fun.

cool story bro you suck

>investments and rewards
It is what they are you retard. You invest time and money to buy another persons affection.

Hah, you are lucky then. Only time my female friends introduce me to other females is because they need something done, and it is not relationship

don't care about that. who's this bitch and are there more?

Is that taekwondo?

to clarify I meant the girl in the OP, not the gif I posted ya turkey!

Video games won't take care of you when you are sick, or make you a nice dinner, or share in the best and worst parts of your life. A game doesn't care about your feelings, and won't give. You much in the way of a two way connection. There isn't any meaningful growth.

do you intend on ever having children
if yes: get a girl
if no: dont bother because the hassles of a relationship aren't worth it otherwise
also i'm not trying to say that women are only good for kids, i just think that the hardships of a relationship outweigh the benefits in my experience

also
>-Meals worth eating without going to a restaurant, also NO WORK CLEANING UP THE MESS AFTER COOKING OR EATING, which is fucking amazing
cooking is a life skill everyone should have, it's not remotely difficult to cook an edible meal
realistically, the woman should only be cooking and cleaning everything if she's a stay at home wife/gf/mom/etc because her job is effectively being a homemaker BUT that's just my view on things

you are either an idiot or lying.

Nah, he just assumes stuff
I thought almost the same when I was younger and bluepilled

are you retarded?

...

Are you?
I asked legitimate question

true, but its still lying.

learn how to ask questions then.

learn to not be inbred who do not understand words on screen

i did understand the words, thats why i could tell that you are retarded. how else should i have guessed? you have several typos in your last sentence by the way. seems pretty fucking retarded to me to be honest, especially if it contains just twelve words.

>hurr durr everybody who makes typos are retard
kill yourself immediately

You want to fuck sweet pussy regularly and feel a woman's warmth? If you do, get a GF

Want somebody who is closer to you than any person you know? Get a GF

You want endless drama? get GF
you want to be under constant risk of getting cheated out of your time and money? get a GF

"is retarded" or "are retards".
you are welcome retard.

kill you're self

You have a dog for sex?

totally off subject but this girl looks like that gurl from stranger things. is this a real picture?

proffesional=hooker
not a dog
how retarded faggot you must be to think people have sex with animals, that is sick beyond measure

you must be new here

That type of thinking is very cynical and bitter.
True you can live your life thinking that way, but it is far more rewarding to trust and love instead of suspicion and hate.

Ps. If you give your trust to some1 and let them know it, it is far more probable that they will respect that instead of breaking your trust.
Search your feelings and you know it to be true.

hello female

I don't know anyone and I've been living here 6 years

Meeting new people is easy as fuck
1) Locate nearest pub
2) Obtain alcoholic beverage, sit near counter
3) When person of any sex sits with you, ask her question in following format:
>Excuse me, I am performing research for local newspaper, do you prefer tomatoes or cucumbers? If so, why?
Basically any question of choice will aply except religious and political ones.
then just keep talking

i love this shit
>Sup Forums giving gf advice
>Sup Forums starting to care
wtf, also go castrize yourself and do science, cuz thats what tesla did, tesla was awesome

I don't drink, do drugs, smoke, vape, club, or stay out late. I get up at 5am and go to bed at 8pm

But maybe I'll meet someone at gym so I got that going for me, which is nice

Gym is fine too if you plan on living long life

try marathons, you will meet some folk to run with

been with gf for 5 years. no drama like ever. sometimes fight but nothing big.

when im sick she takes care of me, when shes sick i take care of her. when shes down and out i cheer her up and she does the same to me. somone to bring to boring family events etc.. good sex almost whenever i want it because we want to please each other and know exactly how to.

if you find someone good it will make life a bit more fulfilling. mine is anyway. but i enjoy the simple things, like fighting for space in the bed between the gf and our dog lol.

I'm in love

The easiest way to get a gf is to not try at all. Just try to bang girls (which is way better than fapping), and one will just fall in your lap. Trust me.