Gonna get laid tonight the first time

Gonna get laid tonight the first time
Any suggestions/questions?

I am 19 and probably a 7/10

Pic related, the whore I am going to

end every word you say with an 's' for that sexy sensation

Is ams as virgins
Ams Is doings its rights?

lols yeahs thats rights

Sounds sexys

this

Grab her by the pussy and New Jersey meat hook her piss flaps till she squirts the bed

Why doesn't she have a penis?
Cmon OP that's not being the true faggot you are.

bull fuckin shit

you aint fuckin that bitch

you fegit

>the whore I'm going to

The whore you're going to what? Why are you speaking like there's a snip-

how much ?

Don't be fucking dense he was obviously cut off b-

If thats her let her do all the work...she experienced

She is 250.-
I said whore not bitch

Yea I think so as well
she is 25 btw

Cum as quickly as you can. Remember, sex is a race. She'll appreciate how much of a man you are if you finish under 30 seconds.

>putting a dash at the end

Fucking newfa

The first time I will probbably cum pretty fust but I have got her for an hour so i have time

Remember...when it's all said and done she is still your mother.

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ask her far a sharpie in het pooper

Lol no don't think about cumming. The first two times I fucked I didn't cum even though I went at it for over 30 minutes. Just enjoy yourself man. Then when you do blow it'll feel Godly.

Some handy foreplay tips:-

>lick her hair
>grasp her wrist between your lips and hum
>present boner and say "Sniff my dick"
>try to fit her whole ear in your mouth
>before entry, be sure to say the password
>while fucking, insert two fingers in her nostrils and make a beckoning motion

dumb nigger

Thanks user
gonna see how it goes but anyway I will enjoy it

Congrats on doing something about it .
To many neckbeard bitch about not getting laid, and some have good jobs.
No saying the should just spend their cash on hookers, but a few of them will teach you some things and build up your confidence to go get the real thing.
>Don't let her try and hustle you out of your hr even if you bust in the first 3 mins.

I am going to an agency and the reviews look pretty good and legit
And from the contact I had to make up a time it seems pretty good

>12

Don't stop if she says no. Post pictures after. Then go to your mom and describe ever, single, detail.

this.