Chelski vs Swanshit pre-game ''''''''''hype''''''' thread

Based Aden Azar edition

Chelsea team: Don't know

Swansea team: Garbage

Get in here chelsbros

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chelsea to continue exponential growth confirmed

>sunday match when champions league is in 2 days

This game is going to be shit, I can already feel it.

who /ABC/ here?

>Neither team is in CL

Why is sweden so cucked lads?

fuck off zlatan

Why the fuck is >our lineup always the same fucking bullshit no matter which coach we use? The only difference is we went from Ramires to Mikel to Kante (who basically is pre-2013 Ramires with more interceptions and less cards).

1-0 to da Swans

Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Kante; Willian, Oscar, Matic, Hazard; Diego Costa

no fab, no magic

@71134838
Not even a you.

ChelSHIT Shitball Shit

get it?

dumb frogposter

>Luiz not starting
>Ivanovic still somehow right back
oh boy i can't wait for pointless crosses straight into the defender on the right

After >we get the inevitable 2-goal lead, we'll see Alonso come on.

is sideshow bob on the bench

Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Kante, Willian, Oscar, Matic, Hazard, Diego Costa.

>After >we get the inevitable 2-goal lead
Nigel pls don't jinx it
At this point I'm fully expecting a loss cause things are going too well for the team right now

>naming yourself after a dog

Not sure if I should be gaining or losing respect for Swansea fans.

Cech; Ferreira, Carvalho, Terry, A.Cole; Makelele; Ballack, Lampard; Kalou, J.Cole, Drogba

Odd that you reappeared after going missing last season cunt

Is Essien injured?

that guy who looks like gary speed, his hair is deffo dyed

He's playing RB on Tuesday Mouyes is resting him

No, he's gonna play famchai

Where were you last season?

>I can make luiz a world class defender

he's 28
and has the mind of a midfielder

it's too late

im always here faggots

does anyone even know why he is played as defender? and why top clubs throw him on the pitch? surely not cause many people like him and he sells jerseys, right?

29 actually.

>oscar still starting

Fuck off Antonio, I'm getting real tired of your shit right now.

weird, sky sports just said he was 28

>undefeated and could go top of the league
kill yourself

>he doesn't rate oscar

>Fuck off Antonio, I'm getting real tired of your shit right now.
At least wait until Chelsea stop winning.

>sosa

>rating oscar in any season other than 13/14

m8

Whole defining trait now is 'h-he gets stuck in and wins a few challenges'
Fuck off

I didn't mean it like a "Conte le out" fuck off, just angry that he doesn't do the obvious and ditch Oscar for Fabregas.

who /ABS/ here?

>we have this team that is working fine, just concedes too many goals
>so let's fix what's not broken
>we do so by inserting someone who doesn't defend

wtf is the ABU/ABL/ABO meme? newfag here.

Swanshit are unironically going down 2bh

ABU= Anything but United

ABL= Anything but Liverpool etc.

We just need to outscore the opponent, Chino.

The entire team works miles better with Fabregas on the field vs. Oscar.

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it's not a meme it's a mental illness

We saw this happen for what, 20 minutes? in a very specific situation.

Niall Quinn literally jinxing the fuck out of Chavski right now

>EBRLC and Chalobah not even on the bench any more
B-but muh youf

I too was of this view but if you realize fabregas has been coming on as a sub in the dying moments of the game, you'd realize he does leave a lot of space for the back 4 to handle

Who Diego Costa in /fpl/?

hehe here i have him as captain

>ABO

envoy of lord kek here.

first reply's digits decides swanshit vs chelski final scores

Easy win for Chelsea

FUCK

>0-0

you don't count chink

>0-9

GET IN

TOP OF THE LEAGUE

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

joe hart conceded again

shampoo retard

>could go top of the league
its been a while lads ;_;

I thought I'd take a cheeky punt on him after vardy and Leicester had a bad start.

Come on you mental drug dealer looking fuck, surprise me.

DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO

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>On 2 May 2011, Alonso was arrested following his involvement in a car accident in Madrid. He was the driver of a car that collided with a wall, killing one of the passengers, a 20-year-old woman.[18] He is alleged to have been over the legal alcohol limit for driving.[19]

YIKES

What happens when you give wogs responsiblity.

>Swansea blasting out Now 42 over the PA system

Fuck off, paki

Well, that's what you get when the keeper and the defenders can't communicate because of language barrier.

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not sure why chelsea aren't just wearing their home kit t b h

Wow! Those guys are the ultimate trolls!

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Nah you weren't you fairweather faggot.

>he isn't anyone but Oldham

go chelsea!!! the trophy is our

>Cahill

cringed hard

kante goat

Kante is so based

I love Kante so much lads

Seriously kill yourself. You serve no purpose in this world.

Hmm. root for the bandwagoners or root for 190kg

Dat world class Kante

Kante confirmed carrying lester last season

fucking kante i love you
. if only he could do some crosses. his movement in the final 3rd can get too predictable

This
I hate this black kit

absolute blooter from azpi

did anyone see that 4 yard pass by kante

#class
#wortheverypenny

Nice kit

>ivanoshit

What the fuck is this balding slav trying to do?

back to arse with you

>6-0

how much would kante be worth if he dabs?

>ivanovic

the interception was good

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>everyone that hates me is an arsenal fan
>Muh history
Kys you worthless maple Nigger

>finishing 10th

not enough. he doesn't have a funky hairstyle and is a shy kid

If he had a stupid haircut, wore gold chains and listened to rap music he would be worth at least £65 million to united