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Who's this tumescence luminescence?

Tall, goofy looking bitch.

>me in the ironic trucker hat, gay glasses, and gross beard to hide my fat neck

the taller the hotter

who dis?

Karlie Kloss, she's a model.

She's a big girl.

ah, a man can only dream ;_;

what is the purpose of this thread anyway?

>She's 187cm
>tfw only 186cm

Jesus Christ I'm such a fucking manlet. Is there any reason to go on?

>tfw 188 cm

trust me, I doesn't get any better with a few centimetres

also is this another thread where we shit on manlets? /fit/ and Sup Forums leaking to Sup Forums again?

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They got the next best thing since you weren't available.

>tfw you will never get to meet a tall amazon goddess

What the fuck is she wearing and where are her breasts?

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just die in my sleep already

>tall as fuck
>still puts on high heels
Why do women do that?

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Because she wants to make you feel insecure about your height obviously, little man.

>he's a tits guy

I'm 195 and not even that tall here..
>tfw I'd be a giant in the US

>be giantess
>still wear high heels

She looks awkward.

making fun of manlets?

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To assert their dominance over short men and little femlets

Is he resting his palm on her ass?

hnnnnggggghhhhh

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I'm a 5'5" man and proud.

jesus why are people so short?. She's only 6'2.

of what?

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me on the left

>you will never see karlie kloss brutally strap-on fuck asr's big round butt

she's a gold digger

I'm 6'2 as well, and I think tall women are awkward looking.

>5'5
>man

And Taylor Swifts girlfriend.

>be 6'5
>tallest girl I ever dated was 5'4
>would actually really like a 5'10 girl

>188cm
>he thinks he isn't a manlet

Heels are about making their tits and asses stick out more.

>prepare your butt

who cares, doesn't she earn millions from modelling?

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normally fallon is smiling and happy

here he looks sad

>tfw 186cm too

The blonde girl must be 5'0 max

She's a woman. That's not some shocking revelation.

it's negative waifo points

and for a woman theres never -enough- money

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>5'5
>man
>proud

pick one

Probably shorter. I had a 4'11 girlfriend and it didn't seem like there was that much disparity between us, granted Kloss has heels giving her an inch or two more.

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Why are they sooo cute together

didn't she say she was giving up modeling to learn computer programming or something?

did i just imagine that?