I'm quitting my job today. I'm at work right now. Trips tells me how to do it. Will deliver

I'm quitting my job today. I'm at work right now. Trips tells me how to do it. Will deliver.

Get naked and dance in front of a girl

Steal your boss' drink receptacle.

Roll

Walk up to boss, rip ass, leave. It doesn't get any easier than that.

Where/what is your job? We need information to make a good decision.

Take shit on your boss' desk

Politely walk out.

Do it

OP here, office type work with a garage for wood construction. Around 16 employees.

My boss is not currently here, but he may show up later.

1. get mug
2.jizz in mug
3. fill jizzmug with coffee or tea
4. give to boss
5. quit
5 1/2. watch boss take sip
6. tell boss about jizzmug

Pull out your tiny cock, start jerking off, and try to cum on either your boss or the most attractive woman there

Piss on all the wood.

Burn it down

Trips and you have to stay there forever.

Roll

roll

Rooooolllllll

Tell your boss he can shove it.
Walk outta there with a dip in your lip

roll

Roll

Kek
also roll

Roll

Take a shit on your bosses desk.

Shit in the middle of the place where everyone can see, has to shit fast so people don't know what's coming

grap yur boss ass and say it can be our secret

pee on floor while screaming

Rollo

I wanna give that neck a hickey, can you show your feet?

rob your boss and leave

Start talking to your boss, and as soon as he says anything pull your pants down, spread your butt cheeks and reveal the words "I'm quittin, bitch!" written with sharpie around your asshole

Pull your dick out and pretend it's a puppet, saying "I quit and so does my human"

Reroll

Edward Norton's fight club scene. Even if you don't get anything free from the company, you must leave the building completely rekt. Also, check 'em.

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lick wood then leave

say im gay and walk out

Reroll

Cover your ass in mustard or ketchup and smear it on the windows

send all your co-workers + boss picture of your dick.

dis

This

Whip dick out in frnt of boss the call him a bitch

take a piss on your boss

roll

Walk up and quit normally.

Have a poo. Throw poo at boss. Tell him to call you, wink and walk off.

kill yourself in front of everyone

or kill everyone in front of yourself

I leave that up to you

Give us your name, work phone number, and address. We'll do it for you.

Send your boss dick pics and ask if the feelings are mutual

Roll

Reroll

Shit in the middle of the room and whipe your ass with a news paper.

Rooollll

Roller

shit on boss' desk

Give them your two weeks' notice, let them know it's been a pleasure working with them, and really give it all you've got for the next two weeks.

Shit in a sock and offer it to your boss

Maintain direct eye contact, put your finger in your ass, whip it out, smell it, and then say "smells like you when you go fuck yourself. I quit."

Write I quit on your dick then slap it on the boss's desk.

>offbyone

off by one
Gimme a sec, I got this.

flood the bathroom

Roll for this. Take pics with timestamp

Kek rollin

Rape you boss

Better yet shit in your sock, dip it in toilet water and charge in with a battle cry smacking your boss in the face with the shit sock as much as you can.

Reroll

Rolll

reroll

Cum on bosses desk and quit

Get another job first then give 2 week notice at old.

Rolling

Reroll

Rollin for this kek

Smear shit all over the bathroom walls and just leave

Walk up to your boss, and tell him you'll be leaving and this is your two weeks notice.

This threads gonna 404 op, act like a crab and speak in a jar jar voice saying you quit

Tell them you have autism and you feel like this work envoirment is too hostile for you and that you are going to sue them

Quit like a normal person, don't do stupid shit for Sup Forums attention, you can probably fuck up your chances at another job if its something really stupid

Do what Edward norton did in fight club and beat the shit out of yourself.

Call them beta faggots and then say the messed with the alt right for the last time

Speak gibberish the rest of the day while laughing at random times. Then never show up again.

Post aftermath of the damage you did to yourself

Slap him with a fish

Winrar!!!

oh shit

Give yourself a haircut at your desk and burn your hair whilst doing an injun dance around it.

Op pls deliver

Tell them that you won the lottery so you dont need to work for the rest of the month and that you are quitting.

Fucking winrar

winnnnning

tell boss you fucked his daughter/son then kick him in the testicles and shout 'I did this for *insert other member of staffs name'

If your boss is a women, just grab her tits and scream.

Rolll

NOICE

Fuck yeah!

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Omg op pls Keksimus maximus

Winrar

OP won't deliver