I'm quitting my job today. I'm at work right now. Trips tells me how to do it. Will deliver.
I'm quitting my job today. I'm at work right now. Trips tells me how to do it. Will deliver
Get naked and dance in front of a girl
Steal your boss' drink receptacle.
Roll
Walk up to boss, rip ass, leave. It doesn't get any easier than that.
Where/what is your job? We need information to make a good decision.
Take shit on your boss' desk
Politely walk out.
Do it
OP here, office type work with a garage for wood construction. Around 16 employees.
My boss is not currently here, but he may show up later.
1. get mug
2.jizz in mug
3. fill jizzmug with coffee or tea
4. give to boss
5. quit
5 1/2. watch boss take sip
6. tell boss about jizzmug
Pull out your tiny cock, start jerking off, and try to cum on either your boss or the most attractive woman there
Piss on all the wood.
Burn it down
Trips and you have to stay there forever.
Roll
roll
Rooooolllllll
Tell your boss he can shove it.
Walk outta there with a dip in your lip
roll
Roll
Kek
also roll
Roll
Take a shit on your bosses desk.
Shit in the middle of the place where everyone can see, has to shit fast so people don't know what's coming
grap yur boss ass and say it can be our secret
pee on floor while screaming
Rollo
I wanna give that neck a hickey, can you show your feet?
rob your boss and leave
Start talking to your boss, and as soon as he says anything pull your pants down, spread your butt cheeks and reveal the words "I'm quittin, bitch!" written with sharpie around your asshole
Pull your dick out and pretend it's a puppet, saying "I quit and so does my human"
Reroll
Edward Norton's fight club scene. Even if you don't get anything free from the company, you must leave the building completely rekt. Also, check 'em.
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lick wood then leave
say im gay and walk out
Reroll
Cover your ass in mustard or ketchup and smear it on the windows
send all your co-workers + boss picture of your dick.
dis
This
Whip dick out in frnt of boss the call him a bitch
take a piss on your boss
roll
Walk up and quit normally.
Have a poo. Throw poo at boss. Tell him to call you, wink and walk off.
kill yourself in front of everyone
or kill everyone in front of yourself
I leave that up to you
Give us your name, work phone number, and address. We'll do it for you.
Send your boss dick pics and ask if the feelings are mutual
Roll
Reroll
Shit in the middle of the room and whipe your ass with a news paper.
Rooollll
Roller
shit on boss' desk
Give them your two weeks' notice, let them know it's been a pleasure working with them, and really give it all you've got for the next two weeks.
Shit in a sock and offer it to your boss
Maintain direct eye contact, put your finger in your ass, whip it out, smell it, and then say "smells like you when you go fuck yourself. I quit."
Write I quit on your dick then slap it on the boss's desk.
>offbyone
off by one
Gimme a sec, I got this.
flood the bathroom
Roll for this. Take pics with timestamp
Kek rollin
Rape you boss
Better yet shit in your sock, dip it in toilet water and charge in with a battle cry smacking your boss in the face with the shit sock as much as you can.
Reroll
Rolll
reroll
Cum on bosses desk and quit
Get another job first then give 2 week notice at old.
Rolling
Reroll
Rollin for this kek
Smear shit all over the bathroom walls and just leave
Walk up to your boss, and tell him you'll be leaving and this is your two weeks notice.
This threads gonna 404 op, act like a crab and speak in a jar jar voice saying you quit
Tell them you have autism and you feel like this work envoirment is too hostile for you and that you are going to sue them
Quit like a normal person, don't do stupid shit for Sup Forums attention, you can probably fuck up your chances at another job if its something really stupid
Do what Edward norton did in fight club and beat the shit out of yourself.
Call them beta faggots and then say the messed with the alt right for the last time
Speak gibberish the rest of the day while laughing at random times. Then never show up again.
Post aftermath of the damage you did to yourself
Slap him with a fish
Winrar!!!
oh shit
Give yourself a haircut at your desk and burn your hair whilst doing an injun dance around it.
Op pls deliver
Tell them that you won the lottery so you dont need to work for the rest of the month and that you are quitting.
Fucking winrar
winnnnning
tell boss you fucked his daughter/son then kick him in the testicles and shout 'I did this for *insert other member of staffs name'
If your boss is a women, just grab her tits and scream.
Rolll
NOICE
Fuck yeah!
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Omg op pls Keksimus maximus
Winrar
OP won't deliver