Hey Canabros. Ameribro here in need of some Canadian Knowledge

Hey Canabros. Ameribro here in need of some Canadian Knowledge

What are Canada's immigration laws. Ive heard you need money/job and that you cant just walk in and live in Canada.

Im not moving (im not a liberal crybabby). But i hear that some or a lot of these artists trying to move because of Trump wont be able to as easy as they think


Anyway. Can a Canadian or someone who knows these things explain.

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google.ca/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/35059488?client=ms-android-oneplus
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nationalpost.com/m/wp/health/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/health/canadian-health-care-wait-times-still-unacceptably-high-two-reports-say
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Fuck off, we're full

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Go to the moon, you retards, it's aboot to be winter here in this godforsaken barren wilderness, and there's not a fast food resto every 25 feet so you hamplanets wouldn't be able to survive.

I aint moving. Im asking if these cucks are gonna get btfod when canada tells them to fuck off.

I hope they don't get in. We have enough liberal faggots here. Fucking Trudeau is such a cock gobbler.

>But i hear that some or a lot of these artists trying to move because of Trump wont be able to as easy as they think

Serious answer is yes. Artists are basically useless in an economy. And Canada is in a recession so it's a double negative for them. I'd say the best bet is for doctors, technology subject matter experts (specialize in one or two 3rd party applications that other companies need but knowledge about is restricted), and possibly certain professors since the education industry/business is kind of big here.

Other than that, good luck moving here.

justfuckinggoogleit.com/

Canada is not as welcoming as you think.

Not Canadian and know nothing but its pretty likely if i look at the average American and the canadian laws

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We have some pretty strict immigrant laws, especially for Ameribros. If you were brown, we'd be down, but because you're white, you're out of sight.
We don't allow economic immigrants unless you have major investment cash, but we have liberal refugee policies. As an ameritard, you're eligible to apply for refugee status at any point of entry into Canada. You'd be deported in about 8 months.

how old is this survey?

Amerifag here. I'm not moving to Canada, but I found out I had citizenship there because of family. Some 2009 law.

Canadians DO NOT want you here, literally every other part of the world thinks America is completely retarded and full of either gang banging niggers or pig bellied red-necks. FUCK OFF Americucks!

less than 2 months ago.

We don't need any more liberals. Motherfuckers are multiplying like niggers. Fuck off, we're full!

Depending on where you go, Canada is mostly Muslim/Chinese. The world's overpopulation problem has become Canada's cuck fetish.

These fucking libtards in the US think coming to Canada is going to help their (what is their problem again???) issue, they're fucking deranged.

Canadian here,

We have one of the highest qualities of life in the world.

We don't want ignorant Americans here. Muslims and Chinks and literally better than Americunts.

Please try and fix your country.

Peace oot

Found the cuck

But I'm half black

>Muslims and Chinks and literally better than Americunts.

Canadian here. Would take murrifat over muslim any day of the week.

Gasp! People think you should try to fit into the country that youre becoming a part of?!?!

That's insanity...

You could ... you know


do your own research and put in some effort in what you want ?

You idiots and morons fucked up your own country, now you get to live with the fallout from that lack of vision.

Enjoy those Syrians raping your sister.

I live next door to a Muslim woman, she is nice and hardworking, as a contrast to so neckbeard faggots I see in TV in the US every day

I live is a town full of them, plus Hindus, Catholics, Protestants etc.

Amen... As long as we get KeyStone XL pipeline and American money for oil and other exports I'm fine with President Trump.

Newt Gingrich as S.O.S should be funny as fuck.

Enjoy your race riots and getting ass fucked by Wall Street!

Trump appointing Goldman Sachs Exec as head of US Treasury, is that what you voted for? Kekekekekek

You can't

>Canadians actually supporting rapeugees and sharia law tier muslims

>Random Americans whos only crime is being fat or dumb is worse

Reminder
>Dear Zachary was shot in canada. Canadian justice LOL

>Doesnt your president/leader have no balls and legit thinks isis is fake? Isnt he a total cuck?

>Is it Canada or some other Euroshit country that wants to teach boys that masculinity is bad?

>Arent you uropoors trying to ban urinals for boys because peeing standing up is offensive

>Aren't your schools even more cucked than even America


Sorry Canada. You arent that good. Youre a cuck PC infested shit country. Youll be praising alllah while America lols at you

Enjoy your rapeugees, spineless leaders. And feminist friendly education system

Race riots. Hahahaha. Too bad that wont happen. And if it did one side already has the guns, training and spine to fight. Unlike the children on the other. Yet actual children would be better fighters than PCucks

And greed is everywhere buddy. If you think Canada is pure youre too dumb to know how humans work. Ill glady take some fat cat morons taking money over muslims forcing our women to obey and your ass to die.

Reminder sharia law means you cant drink, smoke, im sure voting is also gone, and your rights.

Lol libcucks trying to compare rapeugees to some bankers being greedy

Bah

HaaH wAAw

their beliefs are diametrically opposed to western secularism. You could become best friends with her, and if she somehow got it in her head that you're an enemy of Allah, she'd kill you without skipping a beat.

Butt hurt Americunt

I'm enjoying my free healthcare and super high quality of life! The tuition is paid off and I Have an engineering degree about to go to the oil sands and make 100k a year!

Long live Canada!

You say all this like Canadians with a brain don't know.


Unfortunately for us there are a lot of Canadians without a brain.

basement dwellers with coffee stain teeth detected

So let me get this straight... Your butt is a little less sore from Wall St. Ass fucking because you're under the illusion that our country is succumbing to Sharia law?

Kek America land of the ignoramus.

I'll be sure to admit to you when my sister (don't have one) gets raped or I have to read the Koran

You're enjoying sub-par service and long ass waiting lines at the ER while paying half your salary for it you fukin cuck.

>The tuition is paid off and I Have an engineering degree about to go to the oil sands and make 100k a year!

This is how I know you're a troll. Oil is $45 a barrel you're going to go on welfare before you get a 100k job.

You're on Sup Forums so explain to me how you're not a basement dweller yourself lol.

Have you heard of anyone getting raped by refugees or Sharia law happening? Please enlighten me with some proof of that.

Sub par service? Long waits in the ER?

healthjournalism.org/blog/2014/01/comparing-u-s-canadian-health-care-systems/

Get the facts shit for brains

Love that link

Come on my property and I will shoot. Let the left riot it only further proves the point that they are crybabies. Still not as bad as Hillary Clinton, enoy your cuck of a Prime Minister

so far the only acts of violence are cucks burning down mosques

People with training or experience in trades, technical diploma fields, healthcare, infrastructure engineering, and network technologies will have the easiest time immigrating to Canada.

Employers who advertise a position for at least two weeks and receive no suitable Canadian candidates may apply to the federal government for subsidization of the costs of hiring from outside of the country. Employment acquired in this manner is always across a limited per-contract time period and you would need to use your stay in Canada to secure follow-up employment in a community-necessary field and your subsequent visas, permits, and eventual citizenship.

If you can get yourself over here through an employer, it will simplify your entry process and make it far easier for you to find long-term employment and a lengthy visa. If you intend to acquire a visa exceeding two years' length, I advise that you consider applying either as a working student or else as a full-time worker in a needed field.

Most communities are presently hurting for healthcare professionals and trades-certified heavy labourers. Those two fields are about the shortest way in to the country.

My freind is working the oil patch and gets around 9K per month and he gets a 40K bonus if he sticks around another 3 years.

source or gtfo

It is completely unheard of and insane for a cultural group to want to remain distinct in accordance with their history and traditions.

Americans gtfo.

We don't want your snowflakes, we have enough already.

Signed, Canada

I didn't mention refugees or sharia law. But OK.

zerohedge.com/news/2016-08-09/germanys-migrant-rape-crisis-spirals-out-control

google.ca/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/35059488?client=ms-android-oneplus

ctvnews.ca/mobile/politics/hundreds-of-ontario-nurses-being-laid-off-1.2319898

nationalpost.com/m/wp/health/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/health/canadian-health-care-wait-times-still-unacceptably-high-two-reports-say

google.ca/amp/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.2663013

macleans.ca/politics/when-it-comes-to-waiting-canada-is-last-in-line-2/

But I don't need to post links. I've suffered in the hospitals myself. They're fukin terrible.

FUCK OFF

Tell all your amerifag friends that you are going to need at least a University Degree.... GED doesnt count.

Black Amerifat here. I just want to live/earn quietly and contribute to society, even if it is Canada's.
>Also, when is the next season of Degrassi being broadcast?

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Cuck my life into pieces

just went through this shit w my wife
money will go a long way, but it wont be enough
canadian immigration process is probably one of the worst in the world

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thats the pot calling the kettle black
just returned to canada after a decade in civilized nations; canadians are the fattest people ive seen since i left canada

This guy looks like Martin Shkreli's failed abortion half brother.

Holiday in Canada today faggot: Remembrance Day here. At least we don't send our troops off to die for oil

Repealing "Obamacare" will kill people, almost all of them poor white trash or blacks. All so corporate America can pad its bottom line a few millions of dollars, I recall the owner of Pappajohn Pizza bitching he would have to add 16 CENTS to each pizza to pay for it. Thats pretty rich

Don't come here it wont change shit for you. We have stupid high taxes and this place has PC police everywhere. Most of our country is a bunch of libcucks trying to push their 26 different gender pronouns down your throat.

Say what you want. I am prouder of my country now more than ever.
I would support the decisions of any American who wants to move here. But encourage you to stay in your country and fix the shit you broke.

Its like moving to mars cause you fucked up Earth.

This. I think Trump is an unqualified idiot, but this fuck makes Trump look like Einstein. You Canadian cucks should think twice about making your snarky "You elected this idiot and you wonder why the world laughs at you" posts. The only reason none of you care that this fucking clown is your PM is cause you know your shithole country means nothing on the international playing field.

How am I the faggot when you're the one sucking all the dick?

>At least we don't send our troops off to die for oil

Uhhuh. Then what the fuck are we doing in Afghanistan moron? Obviously not to fight terrorists because the numbers have increased exponentially.

>Repealing "Obamacare" will kill people, almost all of them poor white trash or blacks. All so corporate America can pad its bottom line a few millions of dollars, I recall the owner of Pappajohn Pizza bitching he would have to add 16 CENTS to each pizza to pay for it. Thats pretty rich

Obamacare was designed to fail so I don't know why you're even bringing it up. It doesn't change the fact that Canadian health care is shit.

You have all that empty land up north. How can you be "full"?

enlighten me why this guy is so bad?

Je suis Québecois

Yeah, American's ideology is Minorities should be ghettoised and gated off.

god i fucking hate justin

>tell me about my country

fuck you cuckold, you are literally making canada worse. hope you get into a carcrash with a sandnigger

I feel you are entitled to your beliefs

>s. I've suffered in the hospitals myself. They're fukin terrible.
Canadian teaching hospitals are pretty nice 2bh.

I bet you go to UoT you cuckold lib lmao

Oh no! Our Primeminister doesn't give a fuck what people think!

again, you are wrong. but thats ok, I accept you

dumb hick from rural Alberta detected.

I live in Canada you fukin moron, I'll tell you whatever I want.

faggots like you are why canada needs a wall

Thats polar bear/ eskimo land. You leave them alone

I live in Canada and know nothing of my own country.

ftfy

Why the fuck not? You cucks and the eurofags all seem to think you know all about our politics.

Basically white man came and killed off the natives and forced them to learn white man views.

more like "i'm sucking every minorities dicks for votes"

It's a process to immigrate here. You can't just hop the border like some Mexican and start a life here. Pretty much none of these people who claim to be coming over are going to be able to.

lol.. I BET YOU HAVE AN EDUCATION!!
not really an insult dude..

Tell that to Trudope, he doesn't care.

Don't come here, we don't need any more liberal scum.

I'm not OP, but sadly many Americans really believe their ged/high school "diploma" is enough to be a successful adult.

this is why they assimilate well here

this is a good thing, and the immigrants here wanna be canadians, they dont resent us

Canadian sand nigger detected. Get out of my country faggot.

He's not. Notice how it's only Americans saying retarded shit.
We like to let them think they're superior.

Its almost as if you don't live in Canada and have no idea what its actually like...

My local hospital is largely regarded as one of the worst in my province and I've never had to wait for long periods of time to receive services.

They just scream CUCK! like its a valid thought out argument..