Autism Test.
Autism Test
Noah Johnson
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Thomas Rodriguez
Who gives a fuck, dubs and guy below me dies tonight
Charles Taylor
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Noah James
with the given information don't move the train and kill the five, then stab the 6th guy, kill all the whiteys
Jack Nelson
It sucks, but it's gotta be option 2 unless there's some third option I'm meant to figure out.
Daniel Scott
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Does that mean I pass?
Charles King
Jaxon Garcia
Tie your dick around the lever and masturbate furiously.
Let fate decide the rest.
Jayden Perry
Dont move an inch, record and post on Sup Forums
Mason Myers
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Ryan Johnson
nobody can blame me for not doing anything right?
Alexander Gutierrez
trick question!
operate the lever once the front wheels have passed and you can drift over all of them
William Lewis
Well, maybe the friends and relatives of those five people you watched die, but other than those you're good.
Evan Scott
i'm sure some people would say that not doing anything is wrong as being that that situation makes you responsible
Zachary Sanchez
dam, you beat me to it
Ryan Davis
i do nothing.
i'm not authorized to use railroad mechanics.
Dominic Lee
Vigorously pull the lever backwards and forwards until it breaks.
Tyler Martinez
>the fucking face
Nathan Long
either way you're getting charged with manslaughter if you touch that lever
Adam Parker
Build a wall!
Kevin Thompson
amigoing to jail?
Joseph Flores
Conservatives will save 5 African Americans and send the train into a single white person.
Black liberals fail this test reliably. They'll send the train into any number of white people to save a single black person every single time.
This was in a recent pod cast i took in.
Brandon Gray
ur a fag
Jose Williams
pull the lever and kill the survivor; no witness.
Aiden Young
dont joke about Autism, ppl...its a real disease with real consequneces
Brody Wilson
pics or it didnt happen
Isaiah Bell
It's a hypothetical ethics test
The second part deals with sufficiently fat person off an overpass in front of the train to stop it from killing 5 more people on the tracks.
Lincoln Reyes
fuck out of here
Asher Powell
There is no correct choice without further elaboration.
So take your b8 and shove it up your ass you fucking idiot.
The five could be death row inmates, the one could be your child.
The five could be your immediate family, the one could be a total stranger.
Fuck off.
Ayden Flores
what does this have to do with autism you autist?
>do nothing, I need my lever muscles rested for fapping
Brandon Martin
This.
Continue eating my sandwich on the track side bank and enjoy the show.
Return to work and discuss events with co-workers.
Jason Butler
I'd jump in front of the trolley
Josiah Ramirez
/thread
Gabriel Foster
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Anthony Green
Pull lever
Run and catch off the last one
Fuck his dead body if I fail.
Fuck him while restrained and then safe him if I manage it.
Lastly fuck everyone else before set free.
Xavier Turner
Who is willing to pay the most, the 1 guy or the 5 guys? Bid fast fellas.
Parker Carter
Obviously the 5 could come up with more money
Unless the 1 is a millionaire or something.
Also any one of them could lie..
Ian Cook
Yea but they tied to a track.
If they lie, just wait for the next train.
Cameron Rivera
You autistic fuck, then there would be 6 casualties.
>my body would provide enough force to stop the trolley
Jonathan Peterson
Ah, youve outsmarted me and I went to community college.
Nolan Nelson
I think he meant he wanted to die.
To sleep forever
Adrian Martinez
I love these. The only answer is do to nothing. Not my fault, not my problem. Trying to help would only bring about liability.
Camden Murphy
We should hang out. Do you like starbucks and handjobs?
James Anderson
Killing a guy vs not killing anyone.
What a hard choice.
Carson Thompson
THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW
PULL THAT LEVER COMRADE AND REVEL AND REEL WHILE THAT BOURGEOIS ON HIS PRIVATE TRACK GETS SEIZED BY THE MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION
Gabriel Thomas
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Logan Gomez
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Jacob Lewis
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Brody Phillips
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Hudson Stewart
I prefer alcohol and wildly inappropriate sex, but I'll come along if you want.
Carson Nguyen
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Ayden Turner
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Kayden Thompson
Kek, This is best.
Connor Gomez
Underrated
Ethan Hill
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John Scott
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Dylan Green
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Luis Murphy
WHY does this make me laugh so much keklmao
Anthony Gomez
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Easton James
I had that as wallpaper a couple days ago, its still trumptastic
Ian Torres
>do nothing
>tell the judge I have autism, and can't be held criminally liable for my actions
No prison for me, mang.
Henry Cruz
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Kayden Gonzalez
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Gabriel Hall
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Oliver Miller
Wheres the one with the girlfriend telling him her entire family isn't home
Jordan Torres
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Xavier Howard
Morally, killing the one guy is the best choice with the given information
If I knew more about the people on the tracks I'd potentially change my answer
Legally, moving the lever would make me responsible for the death of that one person. Not doing anything leaves me free legally from responsibility over the death of the five.
I am autistic.
Jonathan Jackson
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Ryan Stewart
There it is!
Jack Hernandez
I pull the lever half.It goes on the middle.
Lincoln Martin
You would not be accounted for anything you dumbass.
Theres no law that obliques you to be a hero.
Nathan Sanders
Saving 5 guys and killing one
Nathan Baker
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Chase Gomez
As someone who determines the value of human life on an individual basis and having little time to react, I would attempt to make educated assessments about the people or person I would be sparing and those or the one I would allow to die. Here are some examples.
Option 1: The person on the lone track is a beloved family member and the five others are complete strangers
Outcome: Don't touch the lever out of selfish need for emotional gratification
Option 2: All people tied to the tracks are strangers, but the group of five are wearing federal prison jumpsuits and the solitary person is a man in a suit with a nice watch
Outcome: Don't touch the lever, save taxpayers 30 grand per inmate and allow the man to continue his job to pay 30 grand in taxes the next year
Option 3: The group of five looks like fairly normal people and the solitary person is wearing a shirt with the Reddit logo, holding a MLP plush and I can smell him all the way from the lever.
Outcome: Pull the lever out of disgust
Option 4: The group of five are all family members and the solitary person is my fiancee
Outcome: Since it say I cannot derail without the loss of life, that implies I can derail with the loss of life. Seeing as the only other person in the picture is me, I would derail the trolley and kill myself.
There are of course more situations that would need thinking about.
Yes, I'm very autistic.
Mason Collins
The only thing I see is: killing one guy and having blood in your hands vs killing nobody.
Ez choice.
Nolan Walker
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Mason Young
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Luke Young
I'd be playing moral machine on my phone and miss the whole thing
Zachary Collins
Holy fuck my sides are in pure orbit right now thank you lolololol
Gabriel Watson
Jumping over 5 people.
Why I would choose jumping high over jumping a long ass distance?
Tyler Long
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Daniel Butler
I would save the group with the hottest chick and carry her off to service me.
Unless the group of 5 had a couple good looking ones, then I might save them to start a harem.
Justin Adams
>Implying Kant was an autist
Deontology all the way you heretics.
Jose Harris
Pull it, it'll kill the trolley guy which will in turn make it so that the trolley problem never happened
Christian Powell
Push mongo, jump high over the one person, revert to shift my momentum and jump over the five people.
Landon Moore
wut?
perhaps you don't understand that autists have accounted for every single super genius this planet has ever seen
most of you advancements of mankind are owed to autists
it always surprises me at how ignorant Sup Forums is in use of the term "autist" in a derogatory sense to mean dumb when the exact opposite is true, albeit those on the spectrum can vary significantly
Jose Walker
Save it, it's all yours my friend!
Easton White
You have a moral obligation to act, e.g. by not moving a simple lever you're already participating
Xavier Taylor
There are some rare trolleys in this thread and they're all mine now.
A runaway trolley is heading down a track towards five people counting the millions of ballots in favour of Trump. Ex-secretary Clinton finds herself near a switching mechanism that would steer away the trolley from the five people, sending it to hit and destroy the ballots instead.
What should Ms Clinton do, destroy the evidence, or involve those who know the truth in an "accident"?
Hudson Gutierrez
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Andrew Russell
Yeah no
Shouldn't your autism want a citation
Christian Carter
>Autism
>Consequences will never be the same
Tyler Carter
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Carter Butler
Can anyone draw this one?
Blake Harris
yeah dude they're fucking geniuses. All of them.
Colton Wright
>you have the moral obligation
No I don't.
Dylan Harris
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Ian Martin
No because it is fully sentient which means able to perceive or feel things. It would have its own dilemma and the burden would be shifted away from me as I was replaced.
Cooper Davis
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Jeremiah Walker
There's no prove that any of those had autism you fucking tard.
He goes by the name Christiana Chan now you shitlord.