Ask someone who drank an almost entire glass of water anything

Ask someone who drank an almost entire glass of water anything
>Inb4 proofs
I don't have any, you have to take my word.

You feel the mind control after all that fluoride?

(((Of course not but i suddenly feel like we need to stand with Israel)))

How does it feel to be the most massive fag on Sup Forums right now?

Ask your dad who has my naked pics in his phone.

Water!

this made me laugh

More water or just gagging?

>pretends to understand the so called humor
Stop trying too much.

More, I'm a sado.

Nothing wrong with some watered-down humour, pal.

..you mean like what's in a toilet?

...

That's confidential.

I know it's hard to believe, but i swear on me mum

How big was the glass?

What did you mean to accomplish by preforming this unusual act?

Like pic related.

I became a man.

Would you do it again?

Someone should tell him CP is illegal

Pff, nonsense, gender is a social construct as we all know.

Maybe in a couple months, I'm overwhelmed at the moment.

Shhh, it's our little secret.

I'm waterosexual and trans-parent.

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?

Will the water give you time manipulation powers?

almost too incredible to believe, what was your motivation?

You didn't offer me a glass of water, how rude.

You tell me.

I'm not a hero, I just want to make this a better world.
Call me philanthropist if you want.

What do you think of the new cartoon network?

OP, did you know water is the lead cause of drowning?

I recommend vodka.

This made me laugh

Fucking I drink water every day. Multiple glasses. That is in no way a fucking accomplishment. But good on you for watching that health there, bud

I enjoy Clarence, that's about it.

Wtf I hate water now.

You're just a show off.

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

You're a faggot m8

Your mom will dehydrate tonight in her sleep if you don't drink a glass of water.

That's for the compliment

*Thanks

Your mother will drink water tonight if you don't reply to this post.

Your drink will mother in its reply tonight if you dont water this post

If I don't water this post, will it die?

Yis

>Yis

do you actually fucking think that correcting him will make you seem smarter or him smarter?

he's obviously on a mobile device, and obviously was a autocorrect
get the fuck out nigger

Drink your mother will drink in her post tonight if you don't post to this reply.

*An autocorrect

Lol my name is clarence for a sec i thought you were complimenting me

That's exactly what I meant.

Why are you so edgy?

Can't help it man.