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>Be me.
>24
>White male, average build, 5'8", decent looking 6/10.
>At a college party (Towson University) with a couple of friends.
>Spot an absolutely stunning brunette across the room.
>White, athletic, 5'6", 9/10, 22 years old (found out later).
>We'll call her Claire.
>Friends convince me to go talk to her.
>She's way out of my league.
>I'm totally beta when it comes to women.
>Drunkenness makes me slightly less beta around women.
>Manage to walk over and strike up a conversation.
>Igotthis.jpeg
>This girl is actually really interesting and nice to talk to.
>Not like the other girls at the party (slutty, DTF).
>Despite still being a virgin, I'm okay with this.
>Again, beta as fuck.
>Party starts to settle down.
>Claire and I go sit down on the couch.
>We cuddle.
>She kisses me.
>We make out.
>We pass out cuddled on the couch.

>Morning comes.
>Realize after last night that we still want to get to know eachother.
>Exchange numbers.
>Friend's are all over me asking if we fucked.
>stillavirgin.jpeg
>Over the next few weeks, we keep in touch.
>Hook up around campus to hang out and study.
>Find out we have a lot in common.
>She likes comics, football, and the same music as me.
>isthisreallife.jpeg
>Claire's been giving me signals that she's interested.
>I stop being a beta fag and ask her out for a legit date.
>We go see a movie.
>We make out through almost the whole thing.
>I drive her back to her dorm and she invites me in.
>Her roommate's out.
>Says she's not ready to go all the way.
>She gives me an AMAZING blowjob instead.
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>We say our goodbyes and I go home.

>Fast forward six months.
>We've started seriously dating in that time.
>Have grown closer both physically and emotionally.
>Still haven't had sex.
>soon.jpeg
>It's a rainy night.
>Don't want to go out.
>Claire meets me at my apartment for a stay-home movie date.
>She's wearing a cute little black dress.
>Looks classy and sexy, not slutty.
>She's never seen A Nightmare on Elm Street.
>This is unacceptable.
>Cozy up on my couch while we watch it.
>Barely get to the first death before she's climbed on top of me.
>Claire starts kissing my neck and grinding on me.
>Locks lips with me as she starts unzipping my pants.
>Omgitshappening.jpeg
>She pushes her panties to the side and guides my dick in.
>Oh my fucking God, this is the best moment of my life.
>She rides me for a good ten minutes or so before I cum.
>Didn't have a condom, not a single fuck given.
>We finish the movie (and a few others) and she stays the night.

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>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur


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