REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Bull-shit

But I'm gay, only trap gf for me

also bull shit

...

This claim is farfetched.

ROFL I live in the middle of the mountains and closest town is literally 100 miles away from me. No joke. Welcome to bumblefuck USA.

Gl guys

false

FUCK OFF M8

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>tfw already have gf

d-does that mean I'm gonna cheat?

...

sure

i don't want one. wtf would i want a nagging money leeching cunt bothering me?

fuck it why not

Please be real

Boy

Sure

better not be lying

Tomorrow is saturday, no chance.

better be true

gud. my last 3 cheated on me with some jock fag.

But it should be different this time right?


Right?

OP didnt mentionned that it would be a human gf user

alright OP, i'm going to ask the girl i like to be my girlfriend. This better fucking work

pls

Oh boy

888 get

sounds true

also
>check'em

I'm sure my wife will agree but okay!

I need one right now. My balls are full

*America's greatness intensifies*

Blah.

Wtb gf

niggers

She better be 8

lets see

please, man

wussup

ill take it

ty

please

git gf

WON'T ^ Wishful thinking got in the way there

Please please please

this better fucking work

i want pussy nao

you will turn straight

whatever you say OP

hm

Better safe than sorry

Kek

ok wish me luck

nah nigga fuck off

btw a

if only. Being this lonely for so long isn't good for your health

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

okey doke

How I wish

yes pls

LUL

Too much to risk my life is not great

Yes plz

Ko

booop

Sure hope this works

ye plz

OP you lying faggot.

seen kek majik works thought i'd give it a shot.

plz :(

yis

how true is this?

witch

:(

Orly

Fake ass (kissless virgin here)

DADDY PLEASE I AM SO ALONE

pls

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Not that I didn't thought he'll *don't win

Fuck it

asdasdasdasd

fuckin google it since you already know the name

Noice.

bullshit

Fuck it, might as well give it a shot

hi

I hope she pounds my ass

I really hope you right

Gf

Got a date tomorrow, so it's highly possible

oh yes pls i really need one

we can only wish

Believe me or not, I couldn't find it for some reason.
I've got 3 slices of hc pizza that need to be delivered

No.

Ayy

Meme

yeeee

...

ok

C'mon!!