W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice!

W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice!
Did y-you miss me, Anonymous?

Unf!

alice!!!

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Hey Alice

~fred

yooooooo

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Found you!

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W-welcome everyone! S-shall we start with tea?

Cute.

The dress is nice, but the heels are not. 4/10 wouldn't cook with

That looks like a gas range. Burn the doll with it.

What kind?

Hey, beautiful. How are you? Also, how's Goliath?

banana + pussy

Keep it goin, honey!

Those are some pretty big heels for cooking, Alice

What are you really after?

How about chai?

I have to ask, who did you vote for?

G-glad you asked! Let m-me pour you a cup and talk about it

banana + ass

looking great, Alice!

Either you spilled a drop or that video is artifacting badly.

I'm q-quite well, thank you

Thanks for the tea Alice, glad to see you again!

Lets do this.

What are we cooking today, Alice?

How many times do you have to do that tea pouring thing before you get a good video?

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get naked

Hey Alice check em

how do you write and draw your faces so well with the nerve damage?

>audio quality

Video quality I'm sure.

Nigger

Is goliath her new BD dildo?

nigger

Maybe you should give her some Zen tea, to calm her down. :)

Alice has nerve damage?

That sucks. I have a friend with nerve damage, it's terrible everyday.

G-glad you asked! Lets g-get right into it, shall we?

Tonights m-meal is a little more complex than most, b-but can be made quickly and easily w-with low cost items as always!

and it tastes great!

That's honestly very cute.

Evening, Alice! Just thought I'd drop by and bump your thread!~

You've honestly got shit taste

Explain this coment yo

This is a man

No you got in the way of my masturbation ceremony.

freindly Bump~
for a nice thread

Nice quads. Praise be.

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what is this shit

nigger

Sounds good alice

Y-yes, that too.

I t-take my time.

T-that was the plan!

Oh d-does he?

I'm OP, and I'm f-female thanks

What the fuck is that on your fridge? It's some kind of four part cycle that I can't make out.

see how the tea pouring was shaky?

You're doing a good job Alice.

G-glad you agree. Here is w-what you'll need to make t-this delicious tasty dinner!

Opinion honestly discarded, normie.

Can you show your tits please? I've been programming all day and am super stressed out about all the exams I have coming up. Don't do it if under 18 thanks.

Yo! Alice thread! Whats new my babe? Nice dress. You dump that fucking nasty pan yet?!

why is this turning me on?

...this can't still be happening...

Objection! to that discarding on the grounds that you've got shit taste.

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Why did you type it out this time? I don't mind, just curious

W-whatcha been programming? I'm a programmer m-myself.

It's a b-betari box!

Almost s-six years now

that would be quite painstaking, i would imagine, not even considering the frequency of errors?
anyway, i appreciate it! these threads are fun as fuck

Wheres the serves one...

Yep very good observation annon shit i have never notice

I don't know, you tell me, FunnyBones

Sup

ConCongrats you two

NIGGER JEW

Hey, why don't you get a mask or something? Holding a piece of paper to your face is silly and impractical.

....where's the love?

T-the lower quality imposed by the 2MB limit m-makes it hard to read, so I t-typed it

A friend of mine killed himself today. I tried to talk him down. For about an hour. I've spent lots of time trying to help him but... I guess I couldn't.

And I know I should accept that you can't help everyone but... It's hard to really put that into practice. Because he wasn't just some person, he was my friend.

Anyway... I guess what I'm asking is, do you think that I could have a hug? I really need someone right now and I'm too proud to show it. Because I want to be strong like you.

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MASKS ARE 3D!

Enough pleasantries!
F-first, you need t-to get the pasta cooking!

Break it so it f-fits in the pot....carefully.

Pretty neato.

this graph is powerful!
:o

Programming a simple chatbot. Using interfaces and various implementations, toying around with various ADTs... more like a play project to get my hands dirty.

Sorry for being so crass. It is a facade and I'm not really that bad of a dude or rude.

tfw when you're rubbing one out to her legs and shoes right now

Who is this schemin' semen demon

THE CAMERA MOVES! THE DOLL LIVES!!!!

Thats not how you do it!!! omg pls staaahp

Do you have a mask? Can we see it?

that's what happens when bears.

Yeah I'd say you broke it.

Has the lack of general shitheadery influenced your actions thus far, then?

Just got home from work.
Another resident died.

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>L-let's see!

Oh, cute. You already play hard to get and give me blue balls. The least you could do is speak straight so I can go get drunk sometime before 8 damnit. I swear y... >dat pan in the background

That's almost as stupid as hanging a fucking "hang in there" cat poster on your fridge. Get a life.

jesus christ that strength
and jeUS CHRIST THAT POT

Who's holding the camera?

Yes it goddamn is.
That's how you break pasta METAL STYLE.

*laughs softly and covers her eye with one hand*

I know that feeling, Anonymous. I know there because I've been there. I've sat for hours, kicked it with people, tried to stop them from doing it.

The thing to realize is the reason I haven't had someone die while I'm talking to them is chaos and luck, nothing else. You can reach out, you can say everything, you can spin those plates as hard and as long as you can....

And sometimes they fall. I've had people die on me. Maybe I could keep the plates spinning while I'm there, but everyone has to sleep. People have a habit of slipping away from you if you won't let them go, like sand through your fingers; they'll find the time to do it, if they are in real trouble. If you aren't enough.

*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes, rubbing your back* I'm sorry Anonymous. It won't be okay for a while, and that's okay. Let it hurt.

"You can't save everyone" is a lesson hard learned, after all.

What's next, good breaking skills btw.

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