Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed

Here

It's been fine. Some drama here and there but nothing too bad. Really tired yet away still, don't know why.
You?

At home
Drawing pictures
Of mountain tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Arms raised in a V
Dead lay in pools of maroon below

Daddy didn't give attention
To the fact that mommy didn't care
King Jeremy the wicked
Ruled his world

For real now, good night everyone!

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That is good, little one. Finally got on steam yesterday and saw you and wad like 'who dis? Has two mutual friedn so why nothe add them?' Then remember that I had to add you and saw you added me lol

Agreed and it'll be worth it is tell ya
>inb4 ded in first bite

The more the merrier but u prefer onlyou two scythes

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See first reply

Have a scythe before you go sis!

I passed out at around 6 or 7, which means I missed my friend's orchestra performance at his University.

Night Loli.

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Night snyg!!

Damn, is he mad at you?

This is my Nui.

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I take my pills and I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I love my girl but she ain't worth the price
She ain't worth the price
No she ain't worth the price

Hello

Oh wow, man
Wait a second man Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?

Oh yeah T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
Don't want to be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this

Oh?

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
I take a driving pill and head to my car
I drive around a bit 'cause work isn't very far
I call my phone and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages

All I know is driving on drugs feels better when they're prescription
All I know is the world looks beautiful, the world looks so damn beautiful

Nah, he's just a friend I made over at A-Fest. Tbh if I missed anything with my friends I don't think they would be too mad. Maybe this other friend might be mad if I miss anything important, but I would understand.

But do you feel fantastic?

Felix claimed

Don't worry i didn't forget about you guys tonight
>no life
>Juvia claimed

anyone wanna talk? :o

No.

What's up?

Ceiling

"The internet is not only gayer than you imagine, it is gayer than you can imagine."

J. B. S. Haldane

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hey
I'm sleepy but can't sleep

how are you purple elf girl?
jfjusudilc :o

hey

I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now
I feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now

>anyone wanna talk? >:o
Yes.

Edgy
>

Aww, sorry to hear that. I opened a monster a while ago

I'm kind of glad that you remembered that, but hide 'n' seek is getting a bit odd, no?

Late night Ryuuko claimed

What do you mean?

enjoyed the free food?
why did you quote my ":o"? :o
I don't like energy drinks, I used to be very scared of them as a kid, thought your heart would explode if you drank too many

What free food?

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Too many at once will do that, but I usually drink one a day and I'm fine. Then again I've built an immunity lol

>why did you quote my ">:o"? >:o
For dramatic effect.

Aren't you a veteran? might have been someone else

It's against the rule to post ponies here.

This is just getting silly.

I was in the drama club for like 2 weeks
:o i c

redbull commercials scared me a lot as a kid

I was a frightened child

>This is just getting silly.
Indeed it is.

Oh wow.

Must be, I'm definitely not a veteran.

Are you not feeling alright today?

how are you cutie?
lots of army waifus, can't keep up

any plans for the weekend?

I don't drink redbull because it's expensive as hell. monster is good though

I thought redbull was like alcohol so I never went near it so I would not get arrested

I've had monster like 4 times

makes my mouth kinda hurt

I'm fine, anonymous.
Why do you ask?

heyo
hello gorgeous
hello Nui
rem is a cute

No, do I look like some kind of normie?

Redbull is used a lot for mixing drinks

What's up bud??

Now this is getting real odd.

Oh?
You're the odd one here.

Red Bull is too expensive for the caffeine you get. Monster is alright, then there's Rockstar, Rip It, and then all of those other bootlegged energy drinks you see at 99 cent stores and convenience stores.

Rip Its are probably the best bang for your buck- 99 cents for 200mg caffeine versus 140-160mg for a Monster that's more than twice as much.

I'm like you though, I have an immunity to them from one a day during the workweek.

after about a year of dealing with the touchpad on my laptop which malfunctions constantly, it thinks your touching it when your not so if you move the mouse it zooms the screen, I finally got an actual mouse ^_^ I can now post with the speed of 1000 anons.

That hurts my feelerinos.

Who are ya?

I ask because I like you
nothing wrong with going out and getting some drinks with the crew
what kind of drinks, bad ones? :o

Time for bed. Hope you all sleep well tonight

Nobody of significance it seems.

I drink a LOT of soda and stuff so they don't bother me. I've never had energy shots though

Yeah, liquors and shots

I like you too.

You're significant to me, anonymous!

Claimed

I've tried some of those 5 hour energy and other shots, they do the job, but I prefer enjoying a can of whatever. I usually have one with food or drink a sugar free one to avoid any possibility of a crash though.

i've all but cut soda and caffeine tbh. I have one every now and again but they are few and far between.

Qt

clmd

Those digits
> ^-^

Koneko is adorbs

Time for me to get some sleep. Take it easy.

Mhmmm c;

That smile!

All I want is to be dragged to the bottom of the ocean and spend eternity with her

I want to cuddle with Annie!

Oh man. Burritos for dinner last night, tacos tonight

Just dropping in to claim mine.

Shiro claimed.