Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

No one's fucking awake edition

Previous:>> yeah no

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed

Previous:

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Guess I'll just take my claim

mornin

Odd photo with both hands in it

kill yourself remtard

Howdy..

Fuck you for claiming her

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Nishikino Maki claimed

Morning Miku

>Saber claim no sleep editon

Good day
ur waifu a bottle blonde

Why no sleep?

I'm not racist. I just don't like people who's skin's darker than mine. Or people who pray to shrines.

>Best robot claimed

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Was playing Shadowverse and League all night. Lost track of time.
>Volunteering in 3 hours for an all day event
Fuck my shit up fam

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I hope at least you were winning.
Heh, have some coffee and get the best rest in the world whenever you come back.

I'm gonna watch some series now.

There, there dear. There are plenty of imaginary, cartoon wives to go around.

>Wanting to claim seasonal trash
kek

she´s been mine since toradora released.

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hennifer lopez

ayy

Well see ya
Probably gonna sleep for 2 hours now

She may be a bottle blonde, but I love her either way. Besides, she's adorable with her natural hair color too.

Great pick.

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here

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fuck off faggot

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Shiro claimed.
Is this one gonna die as well?

post pantsu

Dubs and I'll consider.

pantsu

(You) (You)
roll

Your dubs game is weak.

Cute af. Saved.

(Ser)(Vus)
Alles fit?

Claim

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pantsu

lange geschlafen + wochenende - schokolade
jo läuft soweit
und was steht bei dir heut noch so an?

We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here.

Kek does not favor you, you better just give up.

>- schokolade
Wieso dieses Defizit?
>was steht bei dir heut

Waifu pantsu how lewd

never
pantsu

This is around the time you man children go to bed so you can wake up in the evening and post in these virginity festivals. Very productive guys.

Shiro.... good pick

Koume pantsu how cute

>never
Indeed.

Thank you, based user!

Not all of us are americucks
pantsu

gestern hatte ich noch schokolade...
aber jetzt wegen sowas einkaufen ist auch aids
fml

>

>calls an American a cuck
>soft, weak SJW country welcomed Muslims just be politically correct
>shootings/bombing a headlines every day from eurocuck.
Didn't know this was a YLYL thread

Fifth time you failed in just one thread... I'm updating to trips.

Du könntest versuchen dem Problem mit Keksen entgegenzuwirken.
Was du auf Dauer brauchst ist ein intelligentest Lagerungssystem, um Engpässe zu vermeiden. Wie wäre es mit Kanban?
>viel Spaß
Erstmal mach ich was zu Essen, poste ggf unregelmäßig.

>being that edgy kid who pretends to be German

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>go to Veterans day parade
>fighter jet flies over
>freedom boner activate
>a few seconds after it passes
>freedom headache

God bless

Shit was flying low as fuck and hurt the fucking hell out of me ears

Plane flys if you're a faggot.

I bet you shit your adult diaper you weeb

hug me yuno

Go back to
We don't need your shitty cancer here.

Claiming this maiden named Tainaka Ritsu.

pantsu

echt mal shiro
hör auf mit dem google übersetzter

>Kanban
ich glaube das überdramatisiert das problem

>Essen
ist ein solider plan werde ich ggf nachmachen

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>1477598009742.jpg
What are you, some second hand claimer?

Weak!

Ich schwöre bei Allah, der groß und mächtig ist, dass ich das nicht bin!

lewd!
But I like the catkeyhole.

>shiro

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strong pantsu

mir ist schon klar, dass du dich nicht über dich selbst beschwerst...

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I'll hug you

hug me yuno

its you senpai (・ω・)

I already had that image saved on my disk D, then I happened to download a new one on C for idk reason.

That being said, don't ever fucking talk to em or my waifu ever agian.

goodness, it's been awhile
crippling depression sure is something
(・ω・)

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it sure is (・ω < )

Too strong for you to handle!

Aberwerdannundzuwelchemzweck?

>Kanban
>ich glaube das überdramatisiert das problem
Das tolle an Kanban ist, dass man einfach leere Packungen rumliegen lassen kann, aber man ist nicht etwa unordentlich, sondern vielmehr organisiert.

Sure mate, not a single post.

how was your spookmas, kouhai? (´・ω・`)
is that rabb.it room still a thing?

Hmm. Place looks dead.

ich glaube das ist ein schlechter versuch uns dazu zu bringen mit ihm über unsere herkunft zu diskutieren
der schreibt auch sonst nichts also wird das entweder ein user oder ein langweiliger troll sien

It is. its about as dead as the people posting in it.

pantsu
spooky (´﹃`)
not really, everyone moved to discord

Sadly. If the /waifu/ hater slash shitposter was here it would be at least a bit more fun.

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did you dress up as a cute loli? (´・ω・`)
but discord is gay, call them gay for me

But I'm alive, you silly goose

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i didn't have to dress up i'm a cute loli irl baka
i would but im not in any of the sekrit groups

Wait till more man babies wake up at their usual time of 8pm for a productive day of eating shitting and not leaving the house. I'm coming to spam HARD today so prepare your virgin asses

you better not just be all talk like last time

>wake up at their usual time of 8pm for a productive day of eating shitting and not leaving the house. I'm coming to spam HARD today so prepare your virgin asses

so you're literally doing the exact same thing as them

good to know

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

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roll

images of pansu-desu or you're lying to me
ʕ ·ᴥ·ʔ ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ
did you get kicked out of the club for nice feet again

harder daddy

T R A S H

but you are forgiven

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i'll pm you them(・ω < )
>did you get kicked out of the club for nice feet again

I hate that hors pucci stole the win. But a deals a deal I guess.