Where the hell is the secrets/confession thread? let's get it rolling

Where the hell is the secrets/confession thread? let's get it rolling.

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I had sexual relations with my babysitter when I was 13.

fbi go

I cheated on my boyfriend with his flatmate on their couch.

I'm gay.

I fucked a tree.

When I was 12, me and 2 of my mates tried to numb and suck each other although no one nutted. Never spoke of it again and it seems like a weird dream that never happened.

I lost my job and since have dropped out of school and have been on a bender for the past 2 and half weeks. I only leave to get booze and cigarettes.

Why tho

>i unironically voted trump

i lie on the internet.

im also a beautiful woman with a sick sense of humor.

my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger :(

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>beautiful
>sense of humor

im a human

>unironically
>un

Of course you voted Trump you retarded fuck

i voted for ken bone

tits or gtfo

not a secret

using your morning wood?

how gay

well done. But turn on CNN in 8 weeks, and you'll find out a different President

dude, you three are certified gays

>married 5 years, together for 12
>cheated a few times before we were married, never chased it...it just fell into my lap a few times
>a 7 years ago wife told me that a friend of ours bought a hooker during a dry spell
>hmmm...a hooker I thought
>i found tnaboard dot com and started perusing the adds
>got my first hooker not long after...the only one I ever had come to my house
>since then I've paid for sex probably 20 times, but it wasn't enough
>I joined Ashley Madison
>I've slept with 5 women from that site.
>My wife is oblivious
>I feel bad, but can't help myself. Young sweet pussy from hookers, lonely housewife ass from AM
Pic related, one of my hookers

Another one of my whores

I routinely monitor these websites and look for underage kids to moo-lest . its pretty easy when your this cheesy

i think getting cucked is hot but my gf only wants my dick

sad days

Another one of my whores, slampig

Can I ask why? Don't you love your wife? Are you willing to throw your relationship away for this if she finds out?

>>I joined Ashley Madison
>>I've slept with 5 women from that site.

fake and gay (both you and Ashjew Madijew).

"Almost none of the womyn is real":

gizmodo.com/almost-none-of-the-women-in-the-ashley-madison-database-1725558944

>now, just fucking these chicks isn't enough
>I'm getting into fetish shit with them
>I like having the piss on my dick then clean it off
>I even have cum on there faces a few times and made out afterwards to taste my own jizz
>I also like watching them fuck themselves with my nut on their faces
>Sometimes its tough to get hard for regular sex with my wife

just because it's on the interweb doesn't make it true. yes, many of the female profiles are fake...but many are real. i get a response from 1 out of 20 or so.
pic related, one of my AM women from the past. we didn't have good chemistry so we only banged once

Kek

>I found this girls ad first on BP, then tna. I know her from work...she manages a gas station
>I got advice from the pooning community (thats what johns and hookers like to call it...pooning, or hobbying), and they agreed not to mix business with pleasure
>I never fucked her, but she found my posts and asked me who I was
>I wouldn't tell her exactly, but she knows her secret is out...but she continues anyways. She costs $150/half hour, only sucks dick with a condom (boooo), doesn't kiss (boooo), and only normal sex (boooo) with a condom of course (yaaay)

>and you'll find out a different President

>still wont be hillary

college girlfriend, for the fuck of it. never shared any of her

I'm a faggot

1st 3 last 3...better than dubs. another of her for my epic number

Had a yearlong intense relationship with a Bahraini woman while I was married a few years ago. Almost left my marriage for her.

I miss the fuck out of her some days. You think you get over that shit but some mornings I wake up and she has come back with a vengeance.

Bitch was and always will be my kryptonite.

You either haven't been together very long or your girlfriend simply does not want you around when she gets other dick. Which one is it?

I actually enjoy Sounding.

Never had the balls to let a partner do it to me though.

wtf is sounding?

just googled it, damn user. when i was young i did this with the tip of a thermometer...hurt like fuck

Been doing it about 4 yrs now,

Cant get much wided than 1/2"

how long does it take for your urethra to shring back to normal size afterwards? how deep do you go?

yes

I didn't do the whitechapel murders in 88... or 99... I just sucked a fetus out of a hoe.

i wear panties and pantyhose under my guy clothes. i go to stores and try different skirts and dresses.

"Or maybe i... idk."

I'm the real perpetrator behind the Port Arthur massacre.

i want my wife to become a hot wife the thought of her getting a bf and sucking cock is a turn on

id love to hear her moaning as shes getting fucked hard

I rent out my place every couple of weeks for porn shoots. Fucked a quite famous 'actress' two days ago. I'm 38 and have an 18 year old sub who brings girls over at least once a week. Only some close friends know all this...

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AM is real. Success depends on what part of the country you're in and how attractive you are and whether you're a normal guy and if you're willing to spend a lot of money. But I've screwed over 30 women there. Some hot, some not.

Holy fucking shit, she lives right near me. Screenshotted

where would that be

Show her nude, cuck

Told a girl id go to prom with her but never did.

??

When I was 12 my sister caught me smelling her dirty panties from the laundry basket.
She just laughed at me, I still get diamonds remembering that smell.

One of the last shoots

Holy shit are you me? But seriously though, I think everyone does this when they go to Bahrain for a year. Mine is married now though, I stalked her fb awhile back.

I rigged the electoral college to have Trump the president. That's what the DNC gets for not making Sanders the candidate.

I have broadcased on chaurbate several times. I also have been banned several times.

I actually hate my ex's new bf, he broke my car handle and keyed my car. And I hate my ex now, because she's a slut, and through her I pretty much turned gay.

In public I am a friendly well liked director of a company. At home I am a degraded cuck that gets pegged by my cheating wife

my step sister and I used to bathe together growing up as little kids so we were used to seeing each other naked. It was only when she hit about 12 and I was 11 that we started showering instead of taking baths.
We used to ho to the bathroom. One of us would be in the shower while the other waited outside and chatted etc... then we swapped.
Well I noticed my step sisters boobs were really starting to come in now and when she swapped with me to get into the shower I had a raging hard on didn't I? She poked fun at me and told me to "control myself" I told her I couldn't help it.
Well this kept happening for about 4 nights in a row. On the 4th night as my step sister was about to swap with me for the shower she noticed I was once again Diamonds. She grabbed me and pulled me inside the shower with her. She said she'd show me how to control myself with a trick she knows. Next thing I know she's standing behind me and jerking my dick. Her semi flat boobs against my back, prickly little cooch against my ass cheeks, absolute heaven. Eventually I build up so much I painted the shower door with buckets.
Instant floppy.
"Told you it'd work" She said to keep it between us because if either of our parents found out it would be crazy. Since then every sexual first for me was with my step sister, I still fuck her on the down low when we're bored. But always keep it secret.

Care to explain?

i fucked a friend's sister for a while and he never found out. to me she's just so insanely hot

pic related

My wife cucks me. Family and friends don't know.

I like to jerk my cock while driving.
When I pull up at traffic lights I'm always looking for a hottie in the cars around me. If I spot one I whip out my dick and start stroking it while looking at her. A few times I've parked the car and waited for passers by. Some have even stopped to just watch me and ask me to nut for them. Had a few ask if they can help me finish which I'm always willing to do. 85% of the time I'll be trying to avoid an indecent exposure charge though.

I'm a male prostitute
I'm a cross dresser
I'm in a relationship with an older married couple
I frequent the glory holes

Yesterday afternoon I met up with a woman that is less than half of my age and got head from her. It was her first time ever doing it and I had to explain exactly what she needed to do.

How many cocks have you sucked in one row at the gloryhole?

an ass pic i've got btw

white > brown > black

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almost sixies. What about asians?

they are fine

idk never counted. Surely my record is above 10 in a single day.
The one I go to has 2 really good sets of booths that are right in the front.
I get in, and sit on the chair with the door cracked. If someone peeks in that looks like they want to get sucked, I invite them in (no niggers). Or I just wait for them to get on the other side and stick it in the hole. After a little bit I'll ask them to invite me in (it's just easier to suck). Sometimes they rather have a private booth, so we go to one of the farther ones.
Some like to feel me up or make out. I suck them to completion all the time. I only let them get me off if I was going home anyways.

I sometimes go cross dressed because people that go there think it's hot

I am jizzing often on everything relating to women I find attractive.

I once splash a load on my ex dress at a wedding without her nor anyone noticing at first and she went dancing with cum on. On her actual bf she cheated on me with grabbed her ass directly onto it.

She accused me. Denied it, asked her if she would have found that hot if it was me would have done it and she smiled at me saying softly, you're mad but in a nice way

Missed sexts by 1

why no black cocks? they're bigger...

I like midget porn.
Also, i tried to fuck my dog when i was 13.

I don't like black guys.

daughter turned out to be a real fuck up.
me and her mom got divorced when she was 4yo. she lives with mother and it's a case of really bad parenting.
she drank alcohol as a minor. gone to rehab for drugs with only 15 and has psychological problems....
one of them "daddy issues".
i used her and had sex with her several times when i got the chance, if she was all messed up while visiting me on weekends.
>pic related
>19yo now

Fapped

Lucky you! Story please?

Me and my brother tried to fuck.
It was bad.

>slampig
stop using stupid words.

At her sister wedding, I saw Eleanor getting fucked behind bushes by a guy who was not a boyfriend.

She did not take of her thong for that fuck and the guy came all over her ass. So she got rid of her thong. When she went dancing, picture on the left, I knew she was no wearing anything.

While She was having sex, I wanked

Fuck that was close

Hug me bro.
Same here...

Niiiceeee

Banned for what?

When i just started going through a really disturbingly early puberty i got like super weird and started waving my dick around in an empty room with other people in the house.

I don't fucking know. I guess they were underage bans since i never confirmed my account or age. I'm 24 tho

I know right?
More.

I get off sharing private and explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Bitch would be so humiliated if she knew so many people know what every inch of her looks like and what she looks like sucking and fucking.

Same.
But i also peed on plants. Don't ask why.

may we see some?

of course. Is it cool to email them to you. Goes for anyone. You will not be disappointed