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Azor Jon

>So I told Jon to forgive me for almost getting him and all his men killed, and he actually did it, the absolute madman

LOTR edition

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We hype for the trials of /Smirkgarden/?

Calling it, Sansa won't marry Petyr or fuck him, if she does she knows she'll lose all power over him.

Remember this moment?

>Petyr: She may not be the grandest ship in the world or the fastest, but she's mine. I've always wanted a ship. Now I want a dozen. Strange, isn't it?
>Sansa: What is?
>Petyr: It doesn't matter what we want, once we get it, then we want something else.

Why did Tyrion pour out the rest of Joffrey's wine? This still gets me.

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autism

how much more pathetic can you get

>High Sparrow's face when Cersei doesn't show up to the trial

Best speech of LotR

BURST MODE

First for sweet robin please all stannis supporters he is the only one we can rally too

Joffrey was finished with it.

>JON YOU HAVE TO HELP ME SAVE RICKON
>Jon, fuck Rickon, where's Ramsey?

>JON YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO ME ABOUT THE BATTLE
>Jon, why are you asking me about the battle? I don't know anything about the battle

>CIA I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP
>CIA please come help

>BRIENNE I TRUST YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BOUNCED AROUND TO FOUR DIFFERENT MASTERS INCLUDING OUR MORTAL ENEMY
>Jon, you can't trust Davos, he used to follow another guy that helped you out

He won't be making any faces because his face will be melting

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Why is no one discussing this?
Are you all busy making memes?

Who will ride Daeny's other 2 dragons?

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Because it is fucking gross.

Picture is shortly before HS sees Grandma Cersei's Peach Wildfire in his desk

She almost looks attractive when she's too far away to see her face

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

This is my third got thread of to charge some peasants with my demigryph knights, also if D&D read this shit, this is how you use cavalry you dumb fucks!

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I love how they go crazy when Jon stops punching Ramsay.

>YEEEEEEEEEAH! GIVE IT TO SANSA!
Girl Power

>JON YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO ME ABOUT THE BATTLE
>Jon, why are you asking me about the battle? I don't know anything about the battle

This one annoyed me the most. Alongside with

>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT RAMSAY DID TO ME? TELL ME
>OKAY I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT RAMSAY DID TO ME, BUT STILL FUCK YOU BAELISH

Tyrion and Jon

is it bad that I want to titty fuck problematic glasses?

I stayed away from ths hideous cesspoll for a couple days.

What did the dozen autistic pathetic nitpicking whining beta cunts find to cry about over episode 9?

>waaah waaah waaah the lances were half an inch too long!

>waaah waaah waaah the shields were half an inch too short!

>waaah waaah waaah the snow was the wrong shade of white!

>waaah waaah waaah kino!

>waaah waaah waaah patrician!

>waaah waaah waaah Sansa was portrayed as a strong woman and this frightens me!

>waaah waaah waaah Dabid/D&D

>waaah waaah waaah why didn't STANNIS save the day?!?!?!?!

Is this accurate?

A LOOMING PUSSY GROWS

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This has to be a LGBT bar. Not only do the people have the look, in one of the videos some guy with a lisp unironically yells out "YAAAAAS QUEEN"

Why is this a thing in America? Why are Americans so fucking odd?

Never change

How would Jon come into posession of a Dragon?

much more

>Literally only one scene of pointless tits in the entire season
>The other tits in this season was Mell's old boobs

This isn't even GOT anymore

>implying
Jon is going to stop that crazy that won't be able to accept that he has a stronger claim on the throne than she does.

how can people have thought jon was going to lose this battle

like jesus christ

me on the left

He's a warg

There has been a direct correlation with how shit a season is and how many tits were shown

that is a girl you will never fuck

>waaah waaah waaah females scare me and I'll always be a virgin

Because they feel the need to prove themselves and display to the world everything they do.

>forgetting dany's boobs
retard

Got him bros!

NEW

PROMOTIONAL

PHOTOS

WHEN?

If you want tits go watch porn.

>Pointless

It establishes that Yara is gay so that she and Dany can have a gay moment without it seeming too random

People keep blaming D&D for S5 and 6 but

Martin really isn't that great of a writer. A history buff and a dude who knows Campbell's journey of the hero very well for sure, yes, but not a great writer.

All he ever did was include a bunch of unnecessary characters, most of them repeats, and used them as Red Herrings. Ned == Robb == Jon. They're the same character, but because he put in 3 of them we all think this shit's well written because he killed off a character before they filled out their hero's journey. Big woop.

Of all the characters who've died on GoT none of them are surprising, because there's always someone there to fill in the exact spot where the other character left off. You can't really blame D&D when Martin himself has no idea what to do. He put all his good characters into training, which gives them boring arcs. All the bad guys have no good guys to play off of so they've other become heroes (Jaimie) incompetent (Cersei) or just pure nothing (Joeffery and Ramsay).

George RR Martin doesn't write good characters. He writes clever plot twists and chunkily puts them in the story until he can subvert the story temporarily.

The only characters that have ever actually mattered: Jamie, Dany, Arya, Jon, and Bran will live to the end, because at this point it's shitty writing for that not to happen.

Either George RR Martin is a shitty writer who just likes edgelord plot twists or he's a one trick pony who blew his load in book 3 and his now trying to clean up after his own mess.

You can't really blame D&D. At least they've done their part in streamlining the needlessly complex story and made it a little more cinematic along the way.

Why haven't there been any good sex scenes this season though???????????

Killl Fuck Rape Marry GO

>replying to him
just hide the post you moron

In a few hours user.

frogfu

is this kino?

Better link youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I

Cersei burning King's Landing down montage

Not in the show he's not. Would be classic d&d to suddenly introduce it though.

I bet they talk over the important dialogue

Really wish they could have articulated better how Ramsay has permanently fucked with her, because as is I'm pretty sure she's talking about the size of her anus

this was already shit the first time it got posted
why do it again?

No more like

>waaah the characters are all becoming flanderized

>waaah the plots are going nowhere and are now resolved in the most unsatisfactory way you could think off

>waaah character deaths don't mean anything anymore and are just used for cheap thrills

>waaah the character motivations and actions don't make any sense anymore

>waaah the character traveling is cut out and the characters just popping up wherever plot demands them doesn't make any sense

>waaah every interesting story is shafted to put a boring perfect sue at the top to push some stupid feminist agenda

>waaah everything's is being rushed because they are out of the source material and the show doesn't even have the vast and broad feel to it anymore and feels narrowed down to a bunch of boring characters

>waaah there no real villain the heroes are stacked up against anymore, all the good villains are gone and the WW are shitty villains

That's about it though

Based frogfubro

neither will you

Because they've been renewed by HBO for 7 & 8 and don't need to keep appealing to larded neckbeards for ratings security.

Same thing with sopraanos and True Blood

kill me

>You can't really blame D&D. At least they've done their part in streamlining the needlessly complex story and made it a little more cinematic along the way.

This, when i see autist saying "muh where is Kevan, where is Manderly, where is Aegon", these character are useless, the 1st 3 books were good and they made a good adaptation, then the books where shit and GRRM stopped writting.

NOW THIS IS AUTISM

Kill Pedro (he'd try and steal the women and succeed)

Fuck Maisie, Rape Kit, Marry Sophie

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Why wouldn't he forgive his future wife?

The truth doesn't become less relevant in another thread

He re-uses characters, but their motivations make sense, and the majority of their dialogue is pretty good.
D&D needed to streamline, but they don't need to gut entire plots and make characters completely unrecognisable. They also don't need to hire teenagers to write their dialogue, but that's what seems to be happening.

Who is Uchiha Madara of GoT?

But both those scenes were pointless.

the real answer is because Emilia Clarke kept publicly complaining about how the show did nudity so tumblr likely raced to support their queen and bombard HBO with complaints

>all these people
>MUH dragons are beatable with proper planning LOL
Explain the dragon conquest of Westeros, when dragons were all over the place just not too long before
Explain the empire of Valyria that conquered all of Essos including an empire double and then some its size while dragons were everywhere.
Dragons are unbeatable, that's their thing.

>kino

CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The word you're looking for is "empowering"

Is 'great writing' to you 20 pages of straight forward plot with no side characters or minor arcs? Maybe fantasy isn't the genre for you.

Euron

Do character death matter in the books ? After the 3rd book it all went to shit, save for a few character like Theon. Edgelords Victarion and Euron Greyjoy that /got/ loves so much, etc ...
The books have been shit after the 3rd one. GRRM is a hack and he isn't even gonna finish the series.

The new Night King.

Normies utterly buttblasted.

Not gonna be his wife, you need to drop that ship.

She'll become her generation's CIA, except not weirdly obsessed with this particular person and their family or wanna fuck their kid

I don't know who that is but looks edgy, so either of those.

Bran?

He could be a tripfag on an anonymous internet board

Yeah, but Dany's scene wasn't pointless. I'm talking about those scenes of whores fucking in the background for no goddamn reason.

When everything you write is there to set up for something next to happen, it's shit.

Why are they crying? I spent most of the episode laughing at fucking stupid it was.

I really don't understand normies and shit like this makes me understand them even less.

Cast him.

>Ep10

>The Vale

>LF moves in to touch Sansa's ginger minge

>Sansa throws him out the Moon Door

>"FOR YOU"

>goes to the plate of lemoncakes LF brought it

>stares at it coldly

>dumps whole plate of lemoncakes through the Moon Door

>youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo

Not gonna lie when CIA got on screen I got up and screamed.

>WHATS THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?

I'm part of the problem Sup Forums and it feels bad

Because Wun Wun got an ouchie ;(

Even the sandniggers managed to beat dragons.

Also did they cut the Tyrion Cyvasse scene in the show for more dumb quips?

The earliest there will ever be a sex scene between these two is season 8 bc Isaac doesn't turn 18 til next April womp wommmmmmmmmp

Wheres is Stannis?

This is fair, especially when one or two extra scenes could have really saved the massive logic gaps for Arya and Sansa this season.

Just kind of tired of seeing the GRRM is god and D&D fucked it up narrative. It's just untrue. They don't have the luxury of piling on more and more actors to write them out of the hole GRRM put them in when he killed Twyin and sent the surviving starks to training montage school