Any of you faggots remember these? Post Success Stories

Any of you faggots remember these? Post Success Stories

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got my first when I was six. inherited it from my dad. plan to will it to my firstborn.

Yeah my dad handed me down his. It was his fathers as well. My ex stole it from me though.

Was born during the first Fingerbox Shipping Crisis of '84. Mother stole mine from an old mexican man. Still woeks fine, but could never gwt rid of the spray-cheese smell

Forgot to mention, the 3rd row 2nd columb hole doesn't work, yet it still gets me laid

I actually own one. Unlike all you fags

Nice 2015 timestamp you faggot

To lazy to take another

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I actually had a fingerbox since I was 10, and one of my friends dropped it in the water while we were boating. Took that thing everywhere.

You obvioisly stopped the friendship after that, right?

Clearly. Never spoke to him again.

Everybody DM @eveboswell_ and tell her Xavier is innocent

Is Eve trying to say that Xavier stole her fingerbox?

I really wish this stale meemee would just die already

I got mine on my 3rd birthday

wtf all these people talking about inheriting fingerboxes at the age of six? i had to fucking work my ass off to get one of those and i was still only able to afford a standard pine 2 hole one, lucky fucks (grew up on farm)

iirc that briefcase was made specifically for fingerboxes. Made in switzerland.

Sidenote: if you havent used your fingerbox in a while then shake it out. Mine had a spider in it once. I told him to leave but he didnt listen.

Fingerbox is an item fad that began on Sup Forums’s Sup Forums board sometime in the summer of 2010.

The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.

The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.

Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag.

Just make your own like I did with my grandpa. He always called me his sweetest little finger box. Still makes me blush thinking about it ;)

Son fingerboxing has been illegal since the Libtards got in office. You will see more back on the shelves now that the Trump train is protecting america.

My dad said that mine was custom made.It had lamenited wood and felt great

Man some people just cant handle the jealousy they feel toward those that are fortunate enough to own a fingerbox. They even go to great lengths to hurt those that have them with a detailed misinformation campaign. Smh.

isn't it just dispicable? Fingerboxing is the ultimate form of a good childhood, which they clearly did not have

You know, it is, but i cant help but feel sorry for them. I can see they are speaking from a place of pain. Sucks that they are hurting so much.

Id give them mine, but, not this one. This one is special

I wish I could go back to my childhood and feel the polished wood of my fingerbox.Sadly i'm starting to forget the magic that my fingerbox showed me

That is absolutely terrible. Such feels man

The last memory I have of my smooth wooden double hole fingerbox was when I was seven and was playing with it in my room.I remember very vividly the joy I got playing with my fingerbox.After a while my faggot brother came in and stole it.Never saw it again

I hope you bluggened him after

I know Ill get hate for this but I sold mine. After a few years it loses its excitement and i just stopped messing with it. Need some money so its all gone. Few years later i kinda want it back.

You are a heartless psychopath

I couldn't he was 27

That sucks major donkey urethra

Finger boxes aren't real. Stop spreading your lies, you bully.

I knew this would happen. Don't judge. I do regret it now. Kind of you dont know what you got till its gone kind of situation.

Whats a fingerbox?

Newfag

I don't know what that is
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Faggot

What's a fingerbox?

I can only afford the cheap synthetic Chinese crap.

Ypu are a major faggot

I had to give mine up, got way to reckless with them.

>smh
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A fingerbox is a fingerbox, my friend.
No matter what the mateiral.
It can be made of shit, plastic, metal, black people, or even holocaust victims.

what does the fingerbox even do?

Jesus christ. That's the worst finger box accident I've ever seen. Green text plox.

Had a vision of putting my finger in a Nigger ass. I think that the Internet has damaged me.

it can receive finger.

I Played with my fingerbox everyday for 3 hours a day just practising for the sweet pussy

I never got one as a kid, but I have been looking to buy one, should I buy vintage one off of eBay or buy a new one?

What sort of cash are you looking to drop. Those vintage boxes can be pricey.

Vintage always have that weird finger smell to it, depends what youre into I guess

Sup guys

OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>Sup guys

What's a fingerbox and where can I get one from?

Durrrrr

Kys already.

You dont make sense