What fucked up shit do you do when you're horny?

What fucked up shit do you do when you're horny?

The kind of stuff that makes you feel like a total degenerate after ejaculating.

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I jack off to traps

Like everyone else on this site.

don't worry op the post ejaculation guilt syndrome will vanish past high school

I send deviant girls incriminating photos of me... In my gf's lingerie, toys etc, knowing full well they'll blackmail me for shoes and gifts. I hate it when I've cum and resent the money post, but I keep doing it when I'm horny. :(

Rape is the only thing that gets me off

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I fool around and masturbate with gay men online with omegle-type websites.

have sex with your mom

This would be better if they weren't cartoon animals.

trips of truth

greentext?

there useed to be tons of rape greentext threads just a year ago whatever happened to them?

tru

I watched trap porn with my gf today. A while ago we watched animal stuff. Pretty sure she's a keeper.

I stuff things in my butt of course

not me, cuz I'm not a closeted faggot.

but the most shameful thing I've done was jack off in a public washroom.

or in a public forest behind a school (no one was around and I was underaged at the time too).

Wouldnt anyone fuck his sister if it wasnt a social taboo?

Lol fucking noob

I call my neighbor's girlfriend over for Netflix 'n chill, dump a load in her mass and send her back home before my fiancee gets back from work. The worst part, she's my France's best friend. Makes hanging out together playfully awkward. Always feel terrible cause when my fiancee gets home she kisses me and asks if I have time to play some video games or watch shows with her, but usually just leave for work a little early to sext her friend. AMA

I fucking hate posting on mobile.

Got pretty embarrassed after ejaculating on the school restroom wall

Shit like this makes me diamond, which is why I keep doing it too.

>spit in a girls mouth while fucking(she asked me to)
>jerked off at work because i had blueballs
>jerked off to my sister's magazine that had fergie's feet on the cover
>shoved the staff of my gandalf figurine up my ass

As far as I know, that's not the only thing that stops people. There's something about the genetic similarity, plus the fact that you grew up with them that often makes it so you wouldn't.

Some of us never get used to being sexual degenerates, user.

When I'm not horny I feel so ashamed. But it's like a little switch flips as soon as my fiancee leaves for work. Most of the time it's not even me initiating it. My neighbor's gf (Natasha) usually comes hopping over to the house wearing "workout clothes" (tight yoga pants and a sports bra) as soon as my lady leaves. I think she tells her cuck bf that she's leaving to workout. Feels like I couldn't stop if I wanted.

>edgemaster flex reporting

That's right. You're a faggot that's completely out of the closet.

hmm, i dont have a sister but i would without a doubt have sex with my hot nieces, and when i just hit puberty i would have probably fucked my mom. Im fairly sure that i would fuck my sister if i has one. But ye, thats just me. I have a huge libido.

IDK

no sister sadly

embrace it u cuck

u know u want 2

So do I.
Strange thing is, I can simply not even think about my sister in a sexual way even if I wanted to - there's just that subtle feeling of disgust even though she is pretty hot objectively.
People you grow up with normally get imprinted into you in some way, so you have no deisre to fuck them.
It stops woring if you spend your earlier years apart or grow up separated though. Also deson't work on more distant relatives like nieces or cousins.
Or you're just fucked up.

Also it probably helps that her bf is some sad little boy who pretty much just provides her a place to sleep, all the guy does is hang out with his buddy (they think they're gonna be YouTube famous). She's the super attention seeking type. Likes to compare me to a "big fuckable bear". Calls her a bf a little tadpole too. Shit's fucked

I feel you. I try not to get into situations like that cause I know that when the horny kicks in my brain starts taking orders from my dick

degeneracy is just better

One day I got so horny, I got one of my sisters panties and just ejaculated into them.

I dont know which category I belong to but I fantasize about my sister or mother but I'd never do it irl.

Exactly, it's like all self control goes straight out the window. Makes you feel like a great white that caught the scent of blood. The thrill of doing it is just too tempting it seems. I've almost considered going to a sex addicts anonymous, but that literally sounds fucking awful.

The thing is you start to resent the boyfriend in those situations, if though you're the one fucking his girlfriend. You hate the people you hurt. It's strange

Fucking unicorn.

Impregnate accidently women

Seems to be related to this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

>caught the scent of blood
That's exactly what it feels like. I'm sitting here posting with massive hangover anxiety (is that a word?) for getting this girl to blow me yesterday. I think everyone knows except her boyfriend

I agree with the exception that I would neeeeever date this slut. She is way too high maintenance. Only we do Netflix and chill is because I hate hearing her talk about shut.

I watch those porn compilations. It's fucking my head up really bad.

whose booty is that?

I used to tie my balls real tight (to the point they were purple and swollen) with my niece's panties while licking white skid marks off my mum's panties.

>ooo this guy wins.

Yo, that song is awesome, Sup Forumsruh

The worst is when you know she has no qualms about telling other people, the only reason she doesn't say anything is because you dangle the idea of a relationship in front of them. The trick is to never actually follow through and still *somehow* make a clean break.

I have multiple weird things. If you want to know, just ask.

Also, sometimes i do something specific that keeps the guilt away until a certain time.

Open to explain

if gf is around usually fuck her. if im by myself i usually get out the prostate massager stick it up my ass and then jack off to bound gang bangs or what ever else looks good on kink.

Used a girl's Halloween dress to fap into.

get high, dress like a girl, and watch sissy hypnos while I shove XL bad dragon dildos in my butt.

I just got a fucking machine in the mail today.

Jerk off to the videos and pics I have of my wife being fucked by other men.

You should upload them them to momless and gift us with the link friendo

what he said
make yourself the ultimate supreme cuck fetishist

Yeah i really like the cartoon, too.
Im actually sprayin this picture on a 4*2,5 meter wall.
Gonna post the days some pictures of it.

no. Reality isn't Hills Have Eyes, you're more likely to backhand her and kick her into the basement.

I've jacked off in like 6 public bathrooms wtf is wrong with it

Keep that fucking girl. I broke with a girl that was into the me crazy shit i was because she was 5/10. Married an 8/10 but sex is boring as shit.

Knowing what i know now, i definitely fucked up.

I wanna see!!!

SpiderMan Thread

Self facials

Pics?

hey it's me hot deviant girl, u have any pictures and ur gfs number i can blackmail u with ?

No pics of either, 5/10 was when Nokias without cams were the top phones, 8/10 won't anything of the sort

i post pics of my wife in cuck threads hoping 1 day she will actually cuck me. dying to watch her suck another guys cock

pic related

Id fuck her and make you suck my cock.

I self-sucked once and also jacked off to my own ass cause i tricked myself into thinking it wasn't mine

>What fucked up shit do you do when you're horny?

I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher: obscene phone calls, drive byes, trick-or-treated her in costume, followed her in her car.

I fed my mom my cum a few times.

Jerked off to beach pics of my mom.

Joined a cam site.

drove 3 hours to go jerk off on a woman i met in an AOL chat room.

>shit pants
>smear shit all over self

I would love to be able to self suck, but I'm not flexible enough. Just self facials 4 me.

id rather just watch her get her pussy destroyed

i bet it would be hot hearing her moan and her pussy is getting stretched

You're not ready to be a cuck then.

Yeah... A girl on Sup Forums

I can be your cuck this is my girl

Her ass

Jerk it to tranny and bi porn while sucking a packer dildo. Then i feel like shit for an hour.

that sounds like a 10/10 relationship, beautiful

Where you at? More pics?

He said, fucked up shit, not normal shit

For the last few months the only thing that gets me off is fantasizing about mind-controlling my ex and turning her into a total cumslut

Az...I wanna hear what you would do to her while I watch preferably

>feel like a total degenerate
i dont do that i just fell
>whell whoa, i'm getting off on some real fancy stuff these days, sweet

uh, no?
it is fucking disgusting

I fantasize about my gf and I going to a gloryhole together, then after she gets tired of sucking dicks she makes me do it, then bend over and push my ass to the wall.

i started putting my sister-in-law in 'degrade this bitch' threads and now when im jerking off or fucking my wife i can't cum unless i'm thinking about my SIL being gangraped

I watch porn. six to ten open tabs are usually enough

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Sorry your sister is ugly, I would do mine in a second

ate poop
also smeared poop all over my face

quit wasting your girl's time and let her get with a man that's not going to cheat on her. Unless of course you're okay with her sending guys photos.

Youd make eye contact with her as i bent her over, and while i fuck her from behind youd have to come over and rim her asshole

Post pics of Natasha please? Does she suck your dick?

God damn keyboard white knights STFU.

> Sniffing ass (clean, perfect, preferably big)
> While i masturbate or
> While she orals/hands me

Long story short: Was ~12yo, watched porn with my ~10yo fem cousin. Suddenly guy starts smelling her ass. I ask if i can do that to her and she let me do it.
"Femanon my pepee feels good, can i smell your butt a little more?"
"Ahahah it's ok user you can do it"

Since then i rate girls by looks, personality and how "sniffable" can her ass be.

The problem is, there's little ass sniffing porn, even less good videos about that subject. So i try to see some "ass teasing" of facesitting videos. When i'm just frustrated, i even try some hentai games.
e.g. of Hentai game: Hospital, from DollHouse, they have a fucking perfect ass shot in there, makes be unload my very soul. The same company made that game, made My Sister before, that has a cool ass planted on the guy's face scene).

After fantasizing or watching some ass sniff porn i feel like a mentally ill person.