Tell me

tell me

magma can't fight
piranhas win

how big be magma?

Depends, did the piranhas train together?

how much magma we talking here?

dead or alive piranhas?

Magmas usually measure in lavas. That magma appears to be about 3.4 lavas. Magma might have this one.

how much is 1 magma?

He said 1 magma you dumb nigger

newfag magma like op? or ancient pompei magma?

1

Magma

well seeing as how the piranhas are in water, and Magma is under ground, it wouldn't happen. Lava, maybe, but itll be cooled by the water and turn into a rock and fishy wins.

One.

0
1

well depending on the size of the magma maga win ery time

As the magma consume the piranhas, it will become more than 1 magma.
Therefore only more than 1 magma can defeat 8000 piranhas

can you fucking count!? its less than 2 magma more than 0 magma. jesus shit eating christ i thought you autists were supposed to be good at numbers, ITS NOT HAT HARD TO FUCKING FIGURE OUT YOU OBLONG PIECE OF DUSTY NIGGER DICK

Piranhas swim in liquid
magma is liquid
piranha wins every time

Hi mr angery :^)

The piranhas can simply use the charred corpses of their fallen comrades to overwhelm the magma

1kg of magma weighs something like 15kg

How much is 1kg of piranha so I can do the math?

oh. my. god. can you fucking spell? have you passed the 3rd grade? even a blind faggot can tell you spelled that wrong! GOGGAMMMIT THIS IS AMERICA DO IT FUCKING RIGHT. SPELL IT LIKE YOU HAVE BALLS!

About the equivalent of the speed of at eight minutes per hour

You seemed to have spelled goddammit wrong there friendo :^)

The piranhas, magma can't pray.

1

>1g weighs 15 kg

PEMDAS, you faggot

How much magma is there though? You can't answer the question prior to knowing this

NO YOU FUCKING CRAYON EATING SWINE I I DONT PRAY TO YOUR LIBERAL CANDY ASS "GOD". I FOLLOW THE ONE TRUE RELIGION OF GOG AND HIS BEAUTIFUL LOVER MAGOG THE TERROR OF THE EARTH WHO WILL ONE DAY RISE AND CLEANSE THE WORLD OF IGNORANCE SUCH AS YOURSELF!!!!!

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Is the piranha and magma to scale?

magma is only magma when underneath the earths crust. this is above the earths crust therefore is lava

>op is underage idiot with no understanding of geology

> 1 magma

???

But a piranha under the earth's crust is still a piranha, faggot.

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>PEMDAS

>people try to recreate a famous, but not legendary, greentext
>it falls flat
Screencapped.

I concede Sup Forumsrother, I had not thought so far ahead

You don't understand geology either, I'm betting. I'm almost 100% sure you beleive the bullshit they tell you about the Earth's "nucleus" being a shitload of molten rock and all that crap they feed you. They have even dug 30 miles into the earth and they claim to know what's down there. Fucking gullible idiots like you beleive them just because they put it in books and feed it to us in the education system. That's not science. Real science PROVES things, not pushes things into your mind.

Good, you are exonerated of your faggotry.

Yeah, even people who don't know how to count knows what ONE is. How are you able to write but not count to one?

he's right

>screencapping a failed greentext
hey wait a minute are u trying to bait me again

.-. how big is 1 magma. I didn't listen when we had magma units in class.

>singular greentext
>pretends to be oldfag
Yes, you clearly is very cool

Can you prove that's what real science is though?

Just like one piranha is ONE SINGULAR PIRANHAS you count magmans like ONE SINGULAR MAGMHA

yes. SINGULAR greentext

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I never said I believe the absolut faggoty they teach in schools. I'm open to any idea but I won't be making any calls or claiming things without scientific evidence to back me up

Explain volcanoes.

got me

>there is no greentext in the OP
>this isn't the name of the meme
Being new doesn't have to be bad. It's a learning opportunity.

the 8000 piranhas can just flop onto the magma attacking it

there are 8000 its pretty obvious
the piranhas win

Nobody wins. Go back to 3rd grade user! magma is under the earth's surface so its impossible for it to fight Piranhas

explain magnets

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Screencap thread, whatever.

Kek

Oh, ok.
Then uh.. I'm sure the piranhas would win.

Dont the piranas drink/breath liquids? Then if you put 1 magma vs 8000 piahansas then the pihanas will drink all the magma

i went to colledge for this

Geologist here, magma is too big to fit into fish's gills. They wouldn't inhale the 1 magma.

Biologist here, life always finds a way.

Geologist here again, how? I've studied 1 magma for 5+ years in university. I think I know what I'm talking about.

meteorologist here. depends on the weather

Ugh, you meteorologists aren't real scientists. You are guessing the weather almost always wrong and shit.

> be user
> like geology alot
> go on geology university course
> 5 years pass
> every day, every month, every year we learnt only about magma
> try to find a job as geologist
> Boss tests my knowledge
> See never heard before questions
> Answer to all "Magma lol"

Biologist again. I have 1.2 billion years in experience, and I can say without a doubt that life is too backwards-compatible to avoid accidentally releasing magma-consumption methodology.

He's right, though. Most life needs at maximum 1 water, which you can get from 1 rain.

Then who's dog

0 magma
1 magma

Mugmo declared the winrar

Magmas are invincible. Even if you wet it and smash it to pieces, it becomes magma again when you heat it up.

Team magma!

But who will heat it up?

Magma here. Can confirm that I would win. Have fought over 20000 piranhas. Also confirming OP'a faggotry

Well, 8000 is a large number. Those phiranas would scare that one magma

Dead piranhi

Mugmo's fear nothing pussy

Dubs confirms authentication of said statement.

Dead things don't generate heat. Especially not dead piranhas.

Your dubs confirm my dubs

Dubs confirms dubs
>dubs confirmed

How much is one magma in kilograms?
Please give me the kilograms because only then can I compare the masses of piranhas with magma

The spirit of moot generates heat
Prove me wrong Faggot

>> be user
>> like geology alot
>> go on geology university course
>> 5 years pass
>> every day, every month, every year we learnt only about magma
>> try to find a job as geologis

Dubs confirms dubs confirms dubs
Dubs confirmed
>dubs confirms dubs
>dub dubs confirmed

Dubs fest in here boys

dubs confirming dubs confirming dubs

>when does it end

About 1 magma

45 cm

Magma all day everyday and twice on Sunday

I got 44.7 cm did you round up?

Dubs confirms for the fourth time

Magmadubs

wtf with that non-funny cycling thread of shit?
repeating the same old shitty jokes over and over. it's always the same !
that's insane

Magma isn't alive.
If it's not alive, it's dead.
If it's dead, it's already lost.
Piranhas win.
They would just feed on the corpse of the magma.

sorry i mean 450 cm

Dubs confirms magma wins twice on Sunday.