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Whats in the crypts edition

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Azor Jon!

bastard thread, we're in here:

rickon's funeral and jon is dropping flowers for his dead relatives

bump for bastard thread we migrate here

Nth for

Seriously, 15 more episodes to wrap up EVERYTHING?
This is gonna be so bad, isn't it

Why only 15?

EP 10 SOUNDTRACKS
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>Maesters getting a theme
ETERNAL MAESTER IS CONFIRMED GOYS

They can literally btfo the walkers in 10 minutes with the dragons. There's not much to wrap.

>Bran learns about TOJ and Jon's true destiny off screen
>Jon, alone buries Rickon in his spot
>Jon hears a faint voice in the darkness
>"Jon"
>He follows the voice deeper and deeper into the crypts
>"Jon"
>He passes Ned Stark's tomb, his brother's, his sister's
>"Jon"
>He finds himself infront of Lyanna's statue
>"Jon"
>Sees Bran beside him
>Bran touches Jon
>We finally see TOJ
>it ends with Howland asking Ned what will become of Jon
>"Is he....?" asks Howland
>"Aye"
>"What if Robert finds out?"
>"He can't, I'll raise 'im as me own"
>"But what of your honor, Lord Stark"
>"I promised, Howland, I'll have 'im as me bastard, a Snoh"

>winter has come

HABBENING

Next Episode confirmed info:

>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(99% likely to be final scene of the season)

We only need about 4. You realize how much filler they put into a season? Only 2 or so episodes are really needed per season.

How to defeat White Walkers in ezpz steps

>buy 10000 unsullied or any army at all
>Inflict them with stoneman disease
>have them touch as many white walkers and wights as possible
>wait them out

if darkstar shows up in the finale, or in the season 7, I'm gonna forgive d&d for everything

Who is he?

But then you have wights with stone armour. They would be invincible to fire and weapons. You just doomed Westeros

maybe, just MAYBE they'll take this time restriction to cut out all of the fucking stupid filler shit they put in this season. I'm talking about almost every single Tyrion Scene, SMELLS LIKE PUSSAH TA MEH and so on.

> youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
>Tommen, Tyrells and High Sparrow BTFO montage music at the end

GRRM self-insert.

That will all occur offscreen.

Who in Westeros would vote Brexit?

A cheeky cunt.

Vale and the north.

theyre called stonemen because they eventually wont be able to move like a stone, not because they have stone like indestructibility and either way they wont be able to move

Stannis, Robert and based Mance

It's gonna be hard to enjoy those final seasons simply because every minute they waste on something I don't give a shit about I'm gonna want to punch my screen in frustration. I feel similar in Season Finales.

Everyone except Dany and Yara the two lesbians

>he thinks infectious diseases would affect literal animate corpses and beings pretty much made of ice

>self-insert
>being unironic

Calm your tits, Dabid.

>Tfw Remain is going to win

Lets review shall we

>The White Walkers
1 Massive CGI episode of Dany's dragons melting them all with Fire, yes it really was the answer after all these years

>Euron
I'll be generous and say half an episode, if not dying off screen from a storm or Yara's big cock

>Bran's exposition scenes

Honestly after R+L=J what do we even need background on? Probably some good filler they'll use to show the Trident

>Dorne
1 Episode where they declare their independence

>North vs South

Maybe 1 more skirmish?

>Dany's invasion of Westeros

Another 2 episodes

>The Vale

CIA teleports so 1/4 of an episode


I think they can do it

Look at that fucking andal faggot.
Fuck him and his seven gods.
Rhaegar 2016.

how long is the finale episode going to be?

>scores a literal whore
>boasts

I was shocked how tight they where in this season by not letting Rickon speak so they could pay him as an extra, Same as Olly.

So fucking tight, Like what was the last words Rickon said in the series? End of episode 4?

69 min

>ETERNAL MAESTER IS CONFIRMED GOYS
N-No it isn't. T-Theres nothing to see here.


>Maester Marwyn, they know.
>SHUT IT DOWN

Why do autists think Sansa distrusts and wants to kill CIA because she knows he killed Jon Arryn?

Do they not realize Sansa blames everything on Lysa?

>Lysa was mad and dangerous. She murdered her own lord husband, and would have murdered me if Petyr had not come along to save me.

Guys, why didn't Sansa tell Jon about the Vale army, Was she trying to get him and the wildlings killed to strengthen her claim?

420 mins

>showfags will never pay attention
>they will always be mad when people discuss the books
>they think bookfags only shit on the show because of the differences not the logical inconsistencies

>tfw waiting for Darkstar

YEah senpai. She's going to send him out on a suicide charge against the White Walkers ala Faramir

Why didn't Wun Wun have a weapon or shield?

Will Sansa

Fuck Littlefinger?

Marry Littlefinger?

Reject Littlefinger?

Plan shit with Littlefinger?

Snitch on Littlefinger?

or Kill Littlefinger?

Stop fucking asking this

There was no guarantee, the fight couldnt be postponed to wait for the Vale Knights, and had Jon told Ramsay about the Knights he would have waited them out

We might have /wot/ threads sometime soonish
Wonder which fanbase is more autistic

Spoilers?

Because then they couldn't have "MUH EBIN SHIELD WALL"

Dany's wig blew the hair budget forever, so no more white haired people ever.
Unless Jon's Targ powers awaken and he goes super Saiyan.

I want to see CIAs big cock

If dubs we BREXIT

Would violate the Planetos convention

The wildlings

>littlefinger
>big cock
Why do you think he's so mad at everyone?

What will be worse, the upcoming Sam scene or the upcoming Sand Snakes scene?

Not today Michael Caine

It was to trick the showfags that aren't very eagle eyed.

his powers are already awaken after resurrection. just you wait.

D&D said it's because she doesn't trust Jon:

>"If she really trusted Jon and she really was coming at this as a clean, pure Stark, she would tell the truth to her brother and the person to whom she should have real allegiance for at this point. But for whatever reason she holds back on that, and I think that shows Littlefinger still has some kind of hold on Sansa."

Wun Wun is a bit slow, and wildlings were shown to not have much understanding of tactics. And even their other forces had about the same armor he did.

HE IS OF THE NIGHT!

AHHH SAVE ME GEORGE

including his mom probably

Does Brexit stand fore BRitain EXIT or BRussels EXIT?

I don't see Stannis, Darkstar and Cleganebowl in there

Only bad people are allowed to use shields in westeros.

brazil exit huehuehuehuehuehuehue

>There was no guarantee

there pretty much was, at the very least, sansa had no reason not to tell jon anyway.

> the fight couldnt be postponed to wait for the Vale Knights

jon and his forces could stall, ignoring the rickon situation

>and had Jon told Ramsay about the Knights he would have waited them out

jon wouldnt tell ramsay about his trump card, and even if he would, sansa could still tell jon but just tell him "hey dont tell ramsay please"

seriously it's literally indefensible that sansa didn't tell him. i read some theory that it's written like that to align with how the events go in the books, logical writing be damned

>Hey Dan, check out my Areo Hotah impression

BRavosi want to exit the coalition of the free cities. They can't work with people that trade with slavers

ITT: we list more useful things Wun Wun could have done

>put swords in between his fingers and pretednd hes Wolverine
>Put shields in his shirt
>Grab 2-3 person by the neck and use their bodies as flails
>Grab a horse by the neck and use its body as flail
>Have him throw rocks at the enemy
>Have him throw dead horses and corpse at the enemy
>everybody pretend that He's actually Jon Snow, and people might actually believe it since none of them saw Jon Snow in person

>

I'm a CIAnsa shipper but she will reject him. She won't kill him, it'll be like Dany c Jorah where he confesses his love and she's like "thanks for the army and i appreciate you loving me but i still need you to gtfo."

That's why he looks so sad here. It's right after Sansa rejects him.

>Jon and Dany standing by the wall in the final scenes just as it comes down
>dragons flying over head
>suddenly Dany pulls out a ring and Jon follows suit
>Dargons pull it rings
>bran wargs a ring
>Dany say "By our powers combined we are...
>THE TARGSTARKS
>Rammstein in the background
>flash of light as everyone combines into a twenty foot tall Jon with dragon wings and two vaginas
>Crush the night King and all the weights underfoot and save westeros forever
>credits roll

House Stark - Gryffindor/Hufflepuff
House Tully - Hufflepuff
House Arryn - Ravenclaw
House Greyjoy - Gryffindor
House Lannister - Slytherin
House Baratheon - Gryffindor
House Tyrell - Ravenclaw
House Martell - Slytherin
House Targaryen - Gryffindor/Slytherin

The way Sansa has been behaving this season, I admire Jon for having enough restraint not to strangle her or pull his own goddamn hair out. She's been on constant PMS, acting like some nagging bitch wife feeling superior but being a complete failure.

>Why don't you listeeeeen to me? I have INSIGHT.
>Fine, tell me
>I don't know what to tell you ok?

>We don't have enough men, Jon, but fight for me, Jon, give me an army Jon, I don't trust you Jon, your friends are shit Jon, I'm better than you Jon, I know things Jon, but I won't tell you Jon. hahahaha Jon.


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>no guarantee
she literally shows up with him and the knights
what would have been the harm of telling him maybe the knights of the vale could help them?
>had Jon told ramsay
if jon pulled out his pocket dragon it wouldn't have been a problem either
not sure why you are assuming that Jon and company would have told Ramsay?

I miss ramsay

Sansa loves CIA in the books, people are just retarded.

>CIA meets Jon for the first time
>"You're a big guy, lord Snow"
Post yfw

>That new Stark theme
Im cuming
>Danerys theme butting in on it
D R O P P E D

Why didn't Rickon run zig zag?

>hold on Sansa
CIAnsa confirmed

Maisie!

>And you've got a littlefinger.
AAAWWWEEEWYYYYEEEEEAHHHH

Use a giant bow that can fucking shoot with enough force to go over a fucking 700 FOOT WALL. He could have fucking sniped Ramsay or obliterated their cavalry before they had any idea what was happening.

>have him unstack the dead bodies
>have him fuck the cavalry
>have him take a shit on the boltons
>get a large vat of oil and use it as a huge incendiary grenade

>Yeah, thanks for saving The North and all Petyr
>HOWEVER

north, iron islands if they count as in westeros, dorne

Highgarden!

I love Maisie!

>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies

Arya goes Dahmer cannibal?!?!?

>she literally shows up with him and the knights

s-she just saw them on the hill before jon did and rode out FAST to meet them! the shot of her and littlefinger together means nothing! she p-probably met him only seconds before!!!!

If it is a mix of the Stark and the Targ theme, couldn't that be Jon's?

Is it daenerys or targaryen theme?

>she will never gyrate on your dick like that

>he thinks Jon wouldve told RAmsay about the knights

Top kek.

Jon's stupid, but he's not that stupid. Ramsay's gonna meet them outisde of Winterfell, telling him would jeopardize that even Jon would know that. Better to have the Vale appear and attack the Boltons from the sides or behind them during battle, during a planned moment when the Bolton forces charge preferably but even with Jon fucking that up, Bolton forces would've and could've gotten attacked right when Smalljon came rushing in.

This is fucking stupid.