STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY OWNING ILLEGAL DUBS+ WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?

Bump

No dubs here officer

Alright then, carry on.

Ah shit.

You must be mistaken, officer, for I do not own those "dubs"

Fucking illegal police

Cuff him bois

These are my sinlges, now fuck off

*dramatic music score begins plays*

Have you heard of the high elves?

you'll never take me alive!

Check em

dindu nuffin officer

I did have a few minutes ago... wait, I'll go look where I left 'em.

YES YOU DO, NOW GET IN THE CELL.

I heard theives broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night. Wait a minute let me do that again. I heard theives broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night.

Khajit got absolutely no dubs here sir

Holy shit that was close.

I'm the thane of this hold. These dubs are cast under the command of Jarl Moot (persuade)

TOO BAD CRIMINAL SCUM. GET IN THE CELL.

No dubs here imperial

I don't think you want to be doing that (Intimidate)

Eh, you looked clean anyways.

*Snorts 5kg of moonsugar on arm* Alex is a stupid nigger

I'm with the thieves guild how about you forget this ever happened

I don't have dubs, the man below me though, he looks suspicious

please help, someone stole my sweetroll!

What the fuck is a thieves guild? Carry on then.

I have nothing sir

I have no dubs.

Now let me steal from this rich man in peace.

i did nothing

Ok then, carry on.

Oh fuck no.

WHAT THE FUCK?

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN EVERYBODIES SMOKING crack

To hell with you imperials skyrim belongs to the nords

You can't arrest me, I'm a white trump supporter!

Not here

Move along Men
Well, I can't arrest you. But, I will have a close eye on you.

Kahjit has committed no crime

I killed the emperor

i dindu get dubz I DINDU NUFFIN
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Checkum, bitch

Hello officer, would you like to sample my wares?

*takes off the gray cowl of dubs*

no dubs here mate

I dindu nuffin

thiese are not dubs sir

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU HAVE VIOLATED MY MOTHER!

no dubs here monsieur

You've got the wrong guy!

you should be ashamed

no dubs here my fellow citizen

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youll never catch me alive, you cunts

skyrim belong to the nords

>thinking these are dubs

*player.payfine*

here's a free 1-day blockbuster movie pass

I heard that you was talking trash

Nope

I'd rather die!

You mean these?
-unsheathes katana-

What are dubs?

Ask me if I care, Imperial Cuck

Rollerino

You must be mistaken...

I got no dubs my good man.

...

Nothing here Imperial Officer, go back to Morrowind!

am i clean i want to go fuck lydia really

this khajit did nothing

I ain't got no dubs

you are only picking on me because i am argonian

I just gots me deez skittles yo.

What dubs?

I ain't got nothing, boss

You got me. Take me to prison.

But...I didn't steal a wheel of cheese!

Not me, sir.

Fuck all yall