>be me
>meet tinder date at starbucks
>actually hit it off with her
>after a pleasent conversation we decide to go back to my place
>we get into my car
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
>Chuck Person's Eccojams Vol. 1 starts playing
>"user, is your car haunted or something?
>mfw
Be me
Kevin Bennett
Juan Cooper
vaporwave is literally "Plebbit: The Genre"
Nathan Phillips
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
Brandon Rivera
did you suck her dick
Jeremiah Butler
>'pleasent'
>smooth vaporwave to set the mood
>frogposter
Noah Morgan
>be me
I don't want to be you. Who would want to be a faggot frogposter?
John Ward
too late, you read the words
Matthew Brooks
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
Gabriel Cooper
>OP's date was Vektroid and her bepis
Easton Martin
this never happened stop telling lies on Sup Forums thnx
Xavier Thompson
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
Parker Adams
kick that basic bish out the ride and keep your pimp hand strong user!
Asher Miller
>vaporwave to set the move
Dominic Lopez
tinder is for people who cant meet girls in real life
Matthew Sanchez
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
Asher Green
it's true.
And basically no man ever didn't get laid because of the music he played. Unless chick was already on the fence and the shit he played was reallllllllyyyyyyyyy corny.
But sure, vaporwave = no pussy
cool subliminal message
Hudson Reyes
Yup. Legit independent scene that the Jews don't control, suddenly becomes the 'no pussy' genre.
(I'm fully aware that this may sound crazy.....and still....I'm 100% sure this shit is intentional)
Kayden Russell
Why the fuck didn't you put the radio on you idiot.
Zachary Clark
... Have you seen the people that make vaporwave?
The ones that aren't so depressing that proximity leads to suicide are ugly as shit.
Jordan Hill
both are the truth
Oliver Fisher
sounds pretty crazy dude, I don't know if I'm ready for that truth bomb it's a little too whacky and out there for me if you catch my drift, not sure I'm ready to go down that rabbit hole yet, haha blue pill for me thanks, I'd rather stay in my happy reality away from that crazy talk haha thanks dude
Evan Jackson
...
Jordan Taylor
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
Asher Bailey
I see you have a lifelong plan to remain single. good job user
Cooper Gonzalez
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
Nathaniel Richardson
bump
Brandon Lopez
>vaporwave
Brody Cruz
>tfw my friends make fun of me for listening to synthwave
Oliver Wilson
you and OP should date