>be me
>meet tinder date at starbucks
>actually hit it off with her
>after a pleasent conversation we decide to go back to my place
>we get into my car
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
>Chuck Person's Eccojams Vol. 1 starts playing
>"user, is your car haunted or something?
>mfw
Be me
Kevin Bennett
Juan Cooper
vaporwave is literally "Plebbit: The Genre"
Nathan Phillips
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
Brandon Rivera
did you suck her dick
Jeremiah Butler
>'pleasent'
>smooth vaporwave to set the mood
>frogposter
Noah Morgan
>be me
I don't want to be you. Who would want to be a faggot frogposter?
John Ward
too late, you read the words
Matthew Brooks
>i put on some smooth vaporwave to set the mood
Gabriel Cooper
>OP's date was Vektroid and her bepis
Easton Martin
this never happened stop telling lies on Sup Forums thnx