Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

buzzfeed.com/angelospagnolo/we-know-your-age-by-your-taste-in-hipster-baby-names
buzzfeed.com/michelleregna/which-hogwarts-house-does-your-dog-belong-in
buzzfeed.com/pedrofequiere/which-cartoon-character-would-most-likely-be-your-best-frien?utm_term=.orV9W1J2w#.vao9MWxeV
youtu.be/TE2vV-juOpM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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カラミチーマス

(Flandre)
Well, that's great. What's your job? IT support? Gas station employee at night?

(YouKnow)
Well considering that she is 495 years already in this form. She is already pretty big. But as adult pics go it is mostly fanart. She was always a small girly killer machine and will stay like that.

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Shocking revelation about the amount of shit waifus has surfaced!
Find out if yours is shit by taking this quiz

[Flan]
Oh I see. I makes sense now. Also I'm definitely not part of a vampire extermination unit, in case you were wondering.
[Yuno]
Yeah that is pretty much what I do. Good luck with those.

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>YouKnow
Are you joking me? I made filenames for this man
Oh what... I didn't know that
Why is she so old, whats her deal?
Link?
I mean I gave two options, which one is it?
Thanks I will do my best

Here you go

buzzfeed.com/angelospagnolo/we-know-your-age-by-your-taste-in-hipster-baby-names

Bartender at the mostly empty bar. We have like from 5 to 20 customers a day. But it is really boring while no one is there. Oh and those customers come after 12 in the morning till 9 in the evening. I come to work from 8 am to 11 pm. It is really boring most of the time there. But at least I am getting to teach a newbie some things soon so that is nice.

Yeah I know that you are definitely not a part of it. Because if you were, you would recognise the most dangerous of them all. Plus immortal.

That was meant as a joke :^)
She is a vampire who was sealed inside her room by her own sister so she would not hurt others. Sat in that room for 495 years. Until the game lore happened and Marisa came along and let her out.

Well.. it's blatantly wrong.. but only by like 30 years

>Alice

I do. He leaves drums to Ed though. Universal Migrator is my favourite album. Hos newest is shaping up to be good as well. He did get Tobias Sammet as a guest on this one.

Let's just hope the newbie isn't a complete retard or you might not like that at all

Anyway, I'm going to bed now, goodnight

Fucking buzzfeed quizes

buzzfeed.com/michelleregna/which-hogwarts-house-does-your-dog-belong-in

These two options are pretty much the same to me.
Of course haha. We really don't have an underground organization to get rid of you guys.

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Looks like they guessed it right
I was pretty triggered tbh
Damn, didn't she have to eat, I thought even vampires had to feed to live

>tsun yun

Good night! And I would actually want a retard newbie so I can finally scream at someone for a reason.

Yeah I know you don't. I am happy you agree with me. Not like I am gonna go and tell everything to sis now, so she will take care of that little group of peeps.

She did eat, sis fed her. And I am sorry. I make a lot of stupid jokes that can lead to full-on internet fights even.

clmd

Buzzfeed has some great quizes

buzzfeed.com/pedrofequiere/which-cartoon-character-would-most-likely-be-your-best-frien?utm_term=.orV9W1J2w#.vao9MWxeV

Oh alright that makes sense
You watching an anime atm?
Aha that makes sense, sounds cool
What game is this btw, like a dating sim?
Yea I have seen it

Can you tell me about ''sis''. I will keep this to myself and it won't be precious intel.

Waifu claiming thread

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!0

Fuck all weaboos

It is a bullet-hell game. Touhou. Go check it out maybe you will even get addicted like I and many other people of /jp/ did.

Since my wife is Flandre Scarlet, she has a sister that is named Remilia Scarlet and she is also a vampire. Since she is like older than Flan by 5~ years she is in charge of the mansion they live in, the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She is also the mistress of the two maids at the mansion: Hong Meiling and Sakuya Izayoi. Oh and like a lot of other fairy maids. So yeah. She is a very nice sister. But she tends to go on rampages just like Flan. I would stay away from both of them tbh.

Waifu claiming thread

Previous>>

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Waifu claiming thread
Previous>>
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

These threads are cancerous

Waifu claiming thread

Previous>>

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Waifu claiming thread
Previous>>
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Virginity

Waifu claiming thread

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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
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>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Virgins getting triggered

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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Man babies give up when you spam this

Not right now. I started watching Angels Beats today.
Duly noted. What kind of rampage?

Woowo woowoo!

You would not want to know. Have you ever seen a whole city get fucked to ashes? Yeah that.

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They aren't real!

Well now my requested drawing has been made it is time for me to hit the hay
>pic related
Oh no I hate those games kek
How does one even have a story?
Oh damn it is on my to watch list, it looks interesting
I will ask tomorrow if you like it

Unfortunately I have. Does this mean I should stay away from you?

but cancer has no cure

I am not even sure. It just does. Ask ZUN, the guy who made them all single-handed. Good night.

Do you want to stay away from me?

I will have been through a few more episodes by then, so I'll be able to give you better feedback.
Goodnight.
I don't.

Then don't, it's that simple. Flan can be really friendly to those who understand her and to those she understands.

>:o

But she can destroy anything she doesn't like

That is what is fun about it. And she doesn't like this face you give her.
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Claiming my cute cat!

Alright then. Would you consider her as mentally stable?

Not at all. But that is what makes her attractive. I am not sure about you but I am all about that crazy.

Sup smugger how's your classes going?

Um, you too

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Mai

I am sorry. I take that back. Hi, hello!

The fuck is this thing? >:o

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youtu.be/TE2vV-juOpM


Hyped

I can be pretty smug myself, but I think you've got the wrong person.
I am not, but sometimes I can find it quite charming.

Lulu

Hi, Flan, how are you?

Well thank you.

Tired and about to go to bed tbh. But happy and comfy. You?

Qt
Oh I saw a shinoa and just assumed:c
Who are u?
^-^

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I'm oddly tired for it being only 7

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Well that is what happens if you have a good/hard day.

Hey man.

It's not as if any type of personality could make you less cute anyway.
Ichinose Guren, her superior.

I've had nothing to do all day

It could be because 7pm feels like midnight now

So formal yet rugged
You got good taste in husband user

Hey Flan.
How's life treating you today?

Thank you ^w^

Well if you do nothing all day then time will seem to go slower yes.

If I need a husbando I would take Alucard from Hellsing. He is a beast and I love him.

Really fine thank you. I am actually going to bed soon, like in 5-10 min or so.

Thank you. He is indeed pretty handsome.
No problem.

>Really fine thank you
Sounds like you've had a good day.
>I am actually going to bed soon
Alright, rest well.

when I was like 8 years old I would hump my pillow because it made my dick feel good

one time my mom walked in as I was doing it, so to try to cover it up I just started flailing violently on the bed to look like I was just playing around

I wonder if she knew what I was doing :o

Oh Ran I was wrong
Pic related

>Saber

*hug*

*hugs the stranger*

who is this? :o

Silly you.

Who made this list? What kind of list is this?
>42
Come on...

Well I am going to bed now. Cya later mates.

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well at least you didn't blow it up

I was horny as a kid :o

bye bye

42 is still pretty good considering

I used to hump the couch in front of everyone because I didn't know what masturbation was.

my dick? :o
sachi or alice?

I used to hump the couch at 3am and watch girls gone wild commercials :o

goodnight

klonata

the pillow

:o

why

stop

Guys don't ignore my waifu please.

no u

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post noods?

But Sanae is shit

I do c:

Nah she only won by one point I think in that
If say its fair

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I'd*

Stop masturbating to Chinese cartoons.

shes qt, more?

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